Melissa (aka. AnimeGurl) walks into a large confrence room, and lightblubs pop and flashes are everywhere. Adjudicator Une is sitting at the front.
Adjudicator Une: this confrence/court session will now begin. Any comments
before we commence?
Melissa: Adjudicator, my eyes are getting a bit sore from...
Une: right. *yells* PUT A SOCK IN IT YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PAPARAZZI!
*cough* er... anyways, let's resume.
Jury: *nods*
Une: Miss AG, it has been brought to my attention by Miss Shbeiker's
lawyer that you have been mistreating her point of view during the recording
of said series 'Trapped on Duo Island!' and making her seem 'unworthy'
of said 'prize' Duo Maxwell. Now, do you have authorization to use this
young boy as a game-show prize?
Melissa: *turns to her lawyers and nods* Yes, Ms. Une.
Une: allright then. Now onto the case of Miss Shbeiker.
Hilde: I'd like to declare that the author AnimeGurl has done an awful
job at having this game show recorded because her camera crew have been
taking out all my 'good' parts!
Une: so then, Miss Shbeiker, you are also noting that you indeed had
bad parts.
Hilde: well, I, er...
Melissa: Ms. Une, may I turn to the evidence that we use equal amounts
of footage?
::a lawyer rolls in a Tv and Vcr::
Lawyer: may we suggest, Miss Une, that you take off your glasses so
that the glare does not hurt your vision?
Une: all right then.*takes off her glasses and does her personality
change into Anne*
Melissa: *winks at her lawyer then plays first a clip of Hilde winning
Immunity, then one of her yelling her head off at Heero*
Hilde: *whines* buuuut....
Anne: now please shush, Miss. Shbeiker. This all seems quite fair to
me. Now, was there a witness?
Melissa: *nods* Yes Miss... er... Anne...
::Quatre walks in and the lawyer hands him a little bribe (will be
a surprise till later!) discretely::
Quatre: *turns chibi and gets kawaii eyes* Oooh, Miss Anne, Hilde is
not always nice, she was mean to Me an Heewo an Twowa and Wuffie... and
just evwybody! Even Mewissa! *a big shiny teardrop falls from his eye*
Jury: awwwww..... *big gush moment*
Hilde: *growls* how DOES he do that?
Anne: *smiles* now Quatre, don't you worry, we'll take care of the
mean lady, don't you worry... but first, there's something we have to do.
Melissa: *gets a stare from Hilde's lawyer and puts on a dry tone*
ooooh, allRIGHT. Hilde Shbeiker is not a homophobic or a schitzo in the
series Gundam Wing. She just acts like this here and CAN be much nicer
in other fics. I have now disclaimed Hilde Shbeiker from any blaming of
mental illnesses in the actual series.
Anne: see? it wasn't THAT hard, now was it?
Melissa: oh NO, not at all.
Anne: and the verdict is?
Jury: Melissa will NOT be sued by Hilde because Chibi Quatre said so
and Chibi Quatre is toooo cute to be wrong!
Chibi Quatre: Sankyuuu!!!
Jury: *smiles*
Anne: okay then, you have the verdict...
*puts her glasses on*
Une: now please, GET OUT! I have lunch break.
::And now, for a short channel switch!::
Announcer: Welcome to the Dorthy-C Show! Starring, Dorthy Catalonia!
*brief clapping is heard*
Dorthy: *glares* do I need to show you how lethal my eyebrows can be?
*LOUD applause ensues*
Dorthy: *smiles* that's better. Now today, we have Trowa-
Trowa: Nanashi!
Dorthy: Trowa Barton here with us today. Trowa was a contestand of
'Trapped on Duo Island!' and unfortunately isn't there right now because
he didn't make it that far.
*a small 'aww' is heard from the audience*
Dorthy: *nonchalantly taps her left eyebrow*
*a loud AWWW! is heard*
Dorthy: Soooo... Trowa, is it true you're romantically interested in
Quatre?
Trowa: *grins* Maybe.
Dorthy: what about anyone else?
Trowa: *shrug*
Dorthy: Heero? Duo? Wufei?
Trowa: *smile plays across his lips*
Dorthy: *looks shocked* Audience, have we found out that Trowa is a
slut?
(Audience all perk up at the thought of a slutty Trowa...)
Trowa: "..."
Dorthy: *stands up, pleased* OKAY! So now we know, Trowa is a slu-
Trowa: *beams as he sees Wufei in the front row, yanks him up an tackles
him to the floor in liplock*
Wufei: O.O...mmmph!...*.*
(Audience ROARS in approval)
Audience: DORTHY! DORTHY! DORTHY!
Dorthy: and that's all for today, folks! *gets a close-up* and never
mess with my eyebrows.
****
::And we now present our latest What-if!::
What if the Gundam Pilots went to Hogwarts? (The Sorting Ceremony!)
*cue the Sorting Hat song!*
Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find
A smarter hat than me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Har can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve and chivalry
Set Gryffinfors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff,
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw,
If you're a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.
So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!
.Professor McGonagall: *steps onto the stage and pulls out a scroll
of parchment*
(A/N: to be quick, only five names will be counted. *grin*)
"Barton, Trowa!"
*the hat blurts out right away* "RAVENCLAW!"
"Maxwell, Duo!"
*the hat decides, thinks about it for thiry seconds then yells* "SLYTHERIN!"
"Winner, Quatre!"
*the hat yells almost immediately* "HUFFLEPUFF!"
"Wufei, Chang!"
*the hat decides for a bit then yells* "GRYFFINDOR!"
"Yuy, Heero!"
Heero: *to hat* If I'm not in the same house as Duo you can play a nice game of 'seek and destroy' with my gun...
*hat flinches, then yells right away* "errr.... SLYTHERIN!!!!!"
*****
And now, the spoofy ending!
Heero: *walks into Quatre's room* Quatre, have you seen my stereo-
Quatre: *is bouncing on the bed with the music blasting, and wearing
a skirt* IT'S MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO, YOU WOULD CRY TOO
IF IT HAPPENED TO YOUUUUUU!!!!!
Heero: *ruhses downstairs and runs into a very seductive Duo* (A/N:
*chuckles*)
Duo: *puts his mouth right next to Heero's ear so he can feel his warm
breath* now doesn't Quatre scare you sometimes?
Heero: *flushes and nods* oh yeah...
*Duo and Heero fall to the ground and make out passionately*
*curtain closes as what goes on soars the show rating*
Melissa: Eheheheh... soooo... hows *that* for an ending, eh?
*everyone cheers, then moans in protest as they didn't get to see more*
Comon now, I can't just make it a porn fic.
*random person* YES YOU CAN!
Hehehe... maybe later. I dunno. But, comon people, no reviews, no ending!!!!
See ya for now, and you can always email me with suggestions at tigerlilly527@hotmail.com!