Medication
A Parody


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This is, as stated earlier, a parody of "Politician". That song belongs to Jack Bruce, Eric Clapton, and Ginger Baker. "Politician" was written by Cream.

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(Heavy bass starts up)

Hey now baby,
Get into my big white car.
Hey now baby!
Get into my big white car.

I wanna just show you!
Where my drugs and pills are!

I'm a medical man,
And I practice what I preach.
I'm a medical man!
And I practice what I preach.

So don't deny me baby,
Not while pills are in reach.

I'm a medical man,
And I practice what I preach.
I'm a medical man!
And I practice what I preach.

So don't deny me baby,
Not while pills are in reach.

I use Novacaine,
though I'm feeling, feeling it's not right.
I use Novacaine!
though I'm feeling it's not right.

But I just hate when,
I'm with a parent to fight.
(tons of guitar and bass)

Hey now baby,
Get into my big white car.
Hey now baby!
Get into my big white car.

I wanna just show you!
Where my drugs and pills are!
I wanna just show you!
Where my drugs and pills are!

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Okay, now that I look back on it, I think it's the stupidest thing I've ever written! Oh well. The 'big white car' is supposed to be an ambulence.