Disclaimer: I do not own anything like Gundam Wing etc…
Authors note: Hi! Thank you sooooo much to everyone that reviewed, I logged onto my computer and there was about four reviews waiting. Thank you, I really, really appreciated that.
However, I have a confession to make, at least two people (I think there was more) said that the plot sounded a bit like Wild Wild West, well guys, you were right. I did pinch a couple of the gags and scenes from there. Thank you again for reviewing, I loved reading them so much. Thankyouthankyouthankyou! Oh, one other thing, one of the reviews really made me laugh, the one about the martini? Go have a look for yourselves. If you want to tell me what you thought of this chapter and have already reviewed then you can e-mail me at 98AppsR@farringtons.kent.sch.uk (I'm not completely sure if this is a link now or not, so you may have to type it in yourselves.)
Now, on with the story!
The flames were licking at my heels as I stared at the annoying man before me. "What?" he snapped, eyes sparking blue fire.
I rolled my eyes, and realised I was still holding that damn perfume bottle, just as I was lowering it, someone rushed past, knocking my arm.
Automatically I squeezed the handle and a cloud of sweet smelling droplets shot out. "What the…?" Began Heero, before he promptly passed out. Great, the flames were getting hotter now. Dropping the perfume bottle, I grabbed Heero Yuy under the arms, and dragged him outside.
Soon, the fire department were battling the flames, and, as I stared, the guy I had meant to be getting information from was rushed past.
"Great," I muttered, "there goes my source of info."
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"Ah, Maxwell," came the sharp voice of miss Relena as I wandered guiltily into her office. "I trust you got the information from our source?"
I shuffled my feet and stared guiltily at the opposite wall. "Um, well, not exactly."
She sighed. "What do you mean "not exactly" Duo?"
"Look, it wasn't my fault, there was this dumb guy who got in my way and…"
"Heero Yuy." She interrupted, "One of our best agents."
"Well he didn't have to get in my way, I mean honestly…"
Her eyebrows drew together, in a sharp frown. "Maxwell," she snapped, "Since you are obviously incapable of carrying out even the simplest of operations, I'm assigning you and Yuy to work together."
"So anyway I…WHAT? You cannot be serious?"
"I'm perfectly serious Maxwell. Now," she shuffled the papers on her desk. "You can see I'm busy, go and talk to Wufei, I believe he has a new gadget he wishes to try out with you."
I rolled my eyes and silently left the office.
Heero was waiting for me in the corridor. "Oh, it's you." I greeted him unenthusiastically. White teeth flashed in a rare grin. "Yeah, it's me."
I just rolled my eyes again, what was the point in arguing? And carried on walking.
As I entered Wufei's lab I noticed a strong smell in the air.
"Ah, Maxwell, Miss Relena said you might be dropping by." Came a dry voice from the back of the room. "Now, I have a new gadget to show you, note, this is to be used only in an extreme emergency."
I stood quietly, listening with extreme patience as I got a lecture on how to use a brooch, yes boys and girls, a brooch.
"As you can see, the pin attaches to the clothing, like so…"
"Wufei, I know how to put on a brooch."
"Ah, really? Hmm I thought you wouldn't have had the sense to know."
"WUFEI!!!!!"
All right all right all right! Look, you press this jewel, and a gun pops out, right? This jewel, calls you car and this jewel, I'm especially proud of, press it, and you have a flamethrower. This brooch will work well with any dress."
"Dress, nooooooo, no way, not again, never again, nonononononono!"
"Just put the damn dress on Maxwell!"
"Noooo!" I screamed (I really do hate wearing the things, you may have guessed this!)
Heero spoke for the first time, "Come on Maxwell, it can't be that bad."
I scowled at him, "You've NEVER worn a dress before have you?"
"Well, no." he admitted, "but I'm sure it can't be that bad."
"Hah! You have no idea! You will never get me in one of those again!"
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"I do not believe this, I'm so humiliated. Again! Why me, I mean, I don't even make a good woman!"
Heero gave me a comforting pat on the back, "Don't worry Maxwell, people generally stay away from women that look ugly."
"Aaaaaaaargh!"
I stomped towards the door, stopping only when I heard Wufei calling from behind me. "Maxwell?"
"What?"
"This time, try not to wreck all my gadgets, these took me months, after last time, that was such an injustice…"
Leaving Wufei to his mutterings, I rushed out of the door, into the corridor, praying that no one would see me.
Authors note: Hi, sorry to pester you again, I would just like to say, that I did pinch a couple of Bond jokes AND Wild Wild West jokes (again) neither of them are mine etc. Once more, thanks so much to anyone who bothers to review this, you truly have no idea how happy it makes me! Work out who Wufei was meant to be? This was sort of in reply to a review I got. Please please review if you already have not, and as I'm now off from school any e-mails should be sent to d_d_duley@hotmail.com Bye!