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Authors note: Yahooo, more reviews, thanks guys! Oh yeah, one of you said um, * quotes* this isn't bond this is Wild Wild West.
Well, as explained in previous Authors notes, a couple of the ideas and gags ARE from Wild Wild West. But many thanks all the same, as you in the same sentence encouraged me to keep writing. Thankyoooooou! Oops! Bit of a Duo there…
Well, here's chapter 4 dun dun duuuuuuun. Ooooh two parts out in one day!
Oh shit. We were completely trapped; the man was blocking the door.
"Hey Alex, look what I found." Sneered the guy I had privately named ugly butt. (Don't know why, just felt like it, besides he had REALLY upset me, and that is not a good idea.)
I glanced at Heero again. All he was doing was standing there, were we just going to give in? Hell no I decided. I'm damned if I'm going to let that…that ugly butt take me captive.
As he advanced towards me, he leered. It was then that I realised I was still wearing the blooming dress. Great, how was I meant to fight in that?
"Uh, Heero, a little help here"
"Hn."
"No Heero, not "Hn" Help."
Quatre began whimpering in the background, and then I noticed a second thug had come in. Great, two now is it?
As these thoughts flashed through my head I realised that the two guys had come up on either side of me. Damn.
Swiftly I took inventory of what I had to protect myself. Nothing, no wait, the brooch.
Carefully I reached up, as though I was about to pat my hair, and then, swiftly pressed one of the jewels.
A car engine started up outside. Noooo, I didn't want that one!
But before I could do anymore, I felt a splitting blow on the side of my head, and everything went black.
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When I opened my eyes the sun was just sinking below the clouds and my head was aching. Stiffly I turned it and saw that I was tied to a pole, Heero bound in a similar fashion on one side, and Quatre on the other.
Another boy who I assumed was Trowa was tied as well.
"Hi." I managed to croak out, "Maxwell, Duo Maxwell."
"I thought you were are woman!" Interrupted Quatre. I glared at him before replying, "No, I'm undercover."
"Cool! Um, why are you undercover?"
"Looking for you."
"Oh." He fell silent.
However he did not manage to stay silent for long.
"So, who you with?"
"Huh?"
"What company do you work for?"
"Oh," realisation dawned, "I'm a secret agent."
"What about him?"
"Same."
"Cool, so you're like Bond?"
"Uh, sort of." ^_^;
Then for the first time, the other boy spoke up. "So, if you're a secret agent, how you gonna get us out of this?"
"Well……I, uh."
"Just stay calm." Came Heero's voice from the other side of me.
"Stay CALM?!" I shrieked. "How can you say that Heero Yuy, if you'd backed me up, we wouldn't be here now!"
"We are here Baka, to get information."
"I know that, but how is capturing us going to help?"
"We'll be able to hear all that's going on."
"Oh."
Authors note: Ok, this chapter sucked, ah well, I rushed it. Part 5 will get a lot better, promise! Oh, yeah, another thing, my e-mail link isn't working (I don't think) but if it is, can someone e-mail me and let me know. Any more criticism or comments will be gratefully received. (Here comes the predictable bit) You can review here or (if it's working) e-mail me at d_d_duley@hotmail.com Bye J