Author's Note: This was co-written by my friend, who
goes by Chibi Videl Saotome. She is very into Anime and may start writing here
at FF.Net. She knows almost nothing about In a Heartbeat but very much about
Trunks and DBZ.
I'm back!!! I'll post this as soon
as FF.Net is up again.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or
IaHb. The beginning came from a story that my friend and co-writer Chibi Videl
Saotome read. If whoever wrote it reads this, I don't own it but I think it's
really cute!
Stupidity!!!
It was a dark and stormy evening at
the station, and the sun was shining brightly.
"Yo, guys,
what is up with this freak weather we've been having?"
Tyler
began, "Yeah, but since when do you say-"
"Not all
of us are guys, you know." Val cut Tyler off. "Some of us are girls. Women.
Female. At least, I think I am." She looked down the neckline of her shirt
briefly. "Yup. I'm a girl. And you are not politically correct."
"Val, I
think it's really cool that you're, you know, standing up for girls and stuff,"
Tyler said awkwardly.
"Thanks.
That's really sweet." Val replied.
They leaned
in closer… closer…
But before
they could start making out, Caitie, having heard Val's speech about Hank's
language, interrupted. "Since when do you care about politically correctness?"
"Um…I think
Brooke needs me to do paperwork!" Hank said, despite the fact that Brooke was
at her house watching Dragonball Z- more specifically, Trunks on
Dragonball Z. So really, he was just leaving before it got any uglier.
"I have
bigger issues to worry about than politically correctness!" Caitie said
dramatically.
"Gosh, Caitie. You're such a drama
queen." Val said and fled the room.
"Val,
wait!" Tyler said and ran after her.
"What kind
of 'bigger issues'?" Jamie asked, smirking.
"I just realized
that one of my knees is four centimeters higher than the other one!" Caitie
cried.
"You
measured?" Jamie asked incredulously. Caitie nodded vigorously, her pigtails
bobbing up and down.
Jamie
thought for a while. "Why were you measuring in centimeters?" He asked.
"Um…um…I,
um… I…couldn't find the inches ruler?" Caitie answered, asking more than
telling.
"Oh, forget
it!" Jamie said.
Meanwhile, at the Lanier house…
"Trunks
from DBZ is so hot," Brooke sighed. She rolled over on the couch, eyes still
glued to the Anime cartoon on the TV screen.
Just then,
the doorbell rang. Brooke thought, that must be Nick, sighed, and
reluctantly got up and answered the doorbell.
"Hi
Brooke," said Nick.
"Hi Nick,"
said Brooke. However, she failed to notice Nick's lavender hair highlights- the
very same color of Trunks' hair. Instead, she dashed over to the couch ,
flopped down on it, and continued watching Trunks.
Nick
grabbed the remote off the floor next to the couch. "What are you doing?" Nick
demanded.
"Watching
Dragonball Z. Trunks is so hot!" Brooke said dreamily.
"He's a
cartoon character!"
"But he's a
hot one!"
Brooke
turned to look at Nick. "What did you do to your hair?" She asked
incredulously.
"Bleached
blond highlights. It's the thing." Nick said, trying to sound cool but not
doing a very good job of it.
"That's not
blond, that's lavender!" Brooke exclaimed. Before Nick could protest,
she said, "Go look!"
Nick went
into the bathroom. About a second later, a rather girlish scream was heard.
"It's PURPLE!!!"
::SCARY
MUSIC PLAYS- "Desperate for changing, star-"::
::"It says SCARY music!" "Oh!
Oops!" is heard from far off. "Let's try that again"::
::SCARY MUSIC PLAYS- Dun, dun,
duun::
::A really fake sounding scream is
heard::
"How did this happen?" Brooke
asked.
"I got bleached blond
highlights…then I walked over here… and it was raining..and- that's it! It was
acid rain!"
"No… just blame it on the
government."
"Huh?"
"It's what Julia always does!"
"It's a scandal! I bet it's a scandal!
I can uncover it and become rich and famous and-"
"I like, rich famous men. And I
like men with lavender hair. Trunks is hot," Brooke said. Just as they started
making out…
Brooke's alarm went off.
"Dang! That
was a crazy dream!" Brooke said to herself.
"Brooke, we
have to go to the station soon! Are you up?" Val yelled from down the hall.
"I'm up!"
Brooke shouted. She got ready and they went to the station.
Brooke and
Val walked into the station. To their surprise, everyone else was already
there. Even Caitie came.
"I had the
weirdest dream last night!" Everyone began, all at the same time. They laughed.
THE END
Or… Is it?
