On the 1st day of Christmas Sakura gave to me a broken pair of roller blades.
"I can't use these! They're broken!"

On the 2nd day of Christmas Syaoran gave to me 2 fake Clow cards.
"SYAORAN! These are fake!"

On the 3rd day of Christmas Kero gave to me 3 empty Clow books.
"Kero-chan...WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THREE EMPTY CLOW BOOKS? Wait a second…theres only 1 Clow book… KERO!"

On the 4th day of Christmas Tomoyo gave to me 4 card captor costumes.
"What the? I DON'T WANT OR NEED CLOTHES! AND THEY'RE TOO SMALL!"

On the 5th day of Christmas Meilin gave to me absolutely nothing.
"Why didn't I see that coming?"

On the 7th day of Christmas Naoko gave to me 7 broken glasses.
"But I don't need glasses, and besides, they're all BROKEN!"

On the 8th day of Christmas Chiharu gave to me 8 ripped plush toys.
"Very nice...BUT THEY'RE ALL RIPPED!"

On the 9th day of Christmas Rika gave to me 9 rusty broaches.
"What am I suppose to do with these?!"

On the 10th day of Christmas Toya gave to me 10 job offers.
"I'm under the legal work age you moron."

On the 11th day of Christmas the Yukito gave to me 11empty boxes of candy.
"Wow...you are a bottomless pit! But don't think I won't get you for this later!"

On the 12th day of Christmas Mizuki-sensei gave to me 12 bad dreams.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh great now I'm having nightmares! The closest thing I get to a decent gift in almost two weeks is four costumes that are three sizes too small. Screw capturing cards...I'm going home!"