I've noticed that there are not many trainer fics, so
I decided to write my own psycho Blue/Red fic. I still play my blue
game, because I'm stuck at Lavender Town in Silver, and I can't beat
the Elite four in my yellow game ( I keep losing to Lance,
even though my Blastoise knows Ice Beam! ) Plus my game boy is
out of batteries, and I'm too lazy to buy new ones, but I can play
blue on Poke'mon Stadium, and I'm an expert on Blue. I've beaten it
four times, and I know that fun multiplication of items code (which
does not work in yellow, believe me, I've tried, it doesn't work!)
SO anyway, here it is!!!
It was the night before Vulpix 777 would start her Poke'mon
journey, so she and her two friends, Pik-achoo, and
Ninetails 20001 were all at her house, All hyped up on caffiene
and sugar!
Vulpix 777: This is cool! Tomorrow we start our poke'mon journies!
Ninetials 20001: Let's all jump on your bed!
The sugar-loaded teenagers all jump around on Vulpix 777's
bed, trying to throw each other off. This leads to all of them trying
to hit each other with various items.
Pik-achoo: Eat book! (Throws a dictionary across the room hitting
Vulpix 777 on the head)
Vulpix 777: Ow! No hardcovers! That's cheating!
Ninetails 2001: You hit me with your science book all the time at
school!
Vulpix 777: This is different, dictionaries are BIG!!!
(whips out her science book and clobers Ninetails 2001 on his head)
Ninetails 2001: You won't get away that easily! (Takes out his
science book and hits Vulpix 777 back)
This leads to a book fight, with many dictionaries, a
thesaurus, and an entire set of encyclopidias. This goes on until
Vulpix's mom yells for them to 'pipe down, or else'. Not wanting to
find out what 'or else' means, the calmed down, and began a friendly
game of "What would you rather do"
Pik-achoo: Would you guys rather kiss spam or a jynx?
Vulpix 777: Spam.
Ninetails 2001: What's the diffrence?
Vulpix 777: Would you rather sing 'the Barney song' for all
eternety, or undergo Chinese water tourture.
Pik-achoo & Ninetials 2001: TOURTURE TOUTRURE!!!
This leads to truth or dare.
Ninetails 2001: I dare you to go outside the neighbor's window
and yell OGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!
Pik-achoo: That is too easy...
(climbs out the window, and a few minutes later a OGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!
is heard followed by some screams) HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! That was great!
Turth or dare V7?
Vulpix 777: Ummmm... DARE!!!
Pik-achoo: I dare you to run around the block with a bell and your
stuft ponyta yelling
THE BRITTISH ARE COMING THE BRITTISH ARE COMING!!!!
Naturally, she did it, and had many things thrown at her
and many a 'SHUT UP!' yelled. They then all made a castle with all
the objects that were thrown at V7. The gang didn't end up falling
asleep untill around four in the mourning. They awaken some time later,
with the worst caffine hangovers to date.
Vulpix 777: Uggg... my head.... O NO! It's noon! we're late!
Wake up you guys!
Ninetails 2001: Yes... I love you marry me Vu... What what!!
Pik-achoo: AHHH! We're three hours late!
All run as fast as is humanly possible to Pr. Oaks lab.
Vulpix 777: Sorry we're late!
Proffeser Oak: I should say you are afully late.
Ninetails 2001: I know were three hours late but...
Oak: THREE HOURS!!! YOU GUYS ARE THREE DAYS LATE!
Pik-achoo: O No! Are all the poke'mon taken!!!
Oak: Pretty much...
Vulpix 777: Arn't there any left?
Oak: Well there are three left, but I don't know if...
Vulpix 777: We'll take them!
Oak: *Sigh* Allright, fallow me.
The fallow Oak down the hall and turn into a dimly lit room.
Inside, were three poke'mon. There was a Raichu in one corner,
staring at the wall and every once and a while bursting out into
insane laughter. There was a Persian, who stared at the fuzzy
screne of a tv, and a Ninetials who was chasing its tails,
ocasionly catching itself.
Ninetials: HA HA!! Got ya! Ouchie that hurts, arg! It got away!
Raichu: MWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! That's not funny...
Ninetails 2001: What's wrong with them?
Oak: They're all crazy.
Vulpix 777: (walks over to the Raichu) Hello.
Raichu: Hi, my name is Evander, everyone thinks i'm crazy.
Vulpix 777: Hi my name is Vulpix 777, everyone thinks I'm crazy too.
What's so funny anyway?
Evander: Shhh... watch.
( Both stare at the wall for a while and then start laughing evily,
suddenly stoping and saying synomicly 'That's not funny')
Pik-achoo walks over to the Ninetails and tries to get it's
attention, but it dosn't work. She suddenly gets an idea, and starts
chasing her ponytail, trying to bite it. After a while, The Ninetails
stops to stare at her, and starts to laugh.
Ninetails 2001 tries to comunicate with the Persian, but it
dosn't work. So, he just sits down and starts to watch the fuzzy tv.
The persian must have noticed because it snuggled close to him, and
started purring.
Awwww, I bonded with a fellow phsycho, next chapter, we all
start our journies!