Hmmm... The people seem to like this fic. So I shall write
more. I failed to mention that the Ninetails's name is Tony, and
the Persian is Mike. So on to the next part.

Today, Vulpix 777, Ninetials 2001, Pik-achoo, Evander,
Mike, and Tony trump down Route one.

Vulpix 777: Let's see, the map says that we should be able to get
to Viridian City by dark.

Evander: Yay! We can stare at the walls and laugh like mainiacs
some more!

Ninetials 2001: Ummm.... you guys did that for at least five hours
yesterday.

Evander: Well at least I don't like to watch fuzzy tv screens.

Tony: Well at least I don't chase my tails around for hours at a time!

Mike: Umm... that is you.

Funky Midget: Hi, are you all poke'mon trainers?

Pik-achoo: Yep, we're a bunch of young and gulible people who will
belive anything you tell us!

Funky Midget: Hmmm... Well if you give me five bucks, I'll show you
a secret path to get you to VIridian City in an hour!

Needless to say, they lept at the opportunity, and handed
over the five bucks.

Funky Midget: Hey! these are deer! I wanted money!

Vulpix 777: Sorry, wrong bucks... Here ya go!

Funky Midget: Go five miles off the path, and you can't miss it!

Ninetails 2001: Thanks a lot!

Funkey Midget: See you in a few weeks, he he he...

The group dose end up hopelessly lost, yet they do not
reaise it untill the have been lost for about a week.

Vulpix 777: Ya know what.

Ninetails 2001: What?

Vulpix 777: I think we're lost.

Ninetials 2001: O, really! And I thaught we we're just on a merry
dance through the woodlands!

Vulpix 777: Shut up you twip! (wacks him with science book)

Ninetails 2001: NO YOU!!! (Smacks back with a science book of his own)

Vulpix 777: YOU!!!

Ninetails 2001: YOU!!!

This goes on for a few hours, untill the poke'mon and
Pik-achoo get fed up with it.

Pik-achoo: Make them stop Evander, Make it STOP!!!

Evander: RAICHU!!!!!! (thunders Vulpix 777 and Ninetails 2001)

Ninetails & V7: YAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

Well, they all wander arround for the remainder of the day,
and then come upon a welcome site.

Pik-achoo: This is where we started!

Funkey Midget: HAHAHAHAH!!! SUCKERS!!!

Vulpix 777: I want my money back!

Funkey Midget: No refunds.

Well of course our heroes wouldn't stand for this, so they
put the Funkey Midget in a ballarina tutu, put clown makeup on his
face and gagged him with a rubber ducky. They then tied him
upside-down on a high tree limb, and continued on their way to
Varidian City.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! No offence to the midgets of the world,
I have nothing against them.