This thing seems to be doing well. People don't like
my seirious fics, but love my funny ones. Anyway, during this fic
we have fun in Viridian City, and the Viridian Forest. He he he...
Today, we find our friends at the Viridian city poke'mon
center, waiting for Joy to heal their poke'mon.
Vulpix 777: I don't know why this takes so long...
Ninetails 2001: Just shut up you twip! ( Wacks Vulpix 777
with his science book)
Vulpix 777: Who are you calling a twip you twip!
(Wacks back with her own science book)
Ninetails 2001: You! (Wack)
Vulpix 777: YOU!!! (Wack)
Pikachoo: KNOCK IT OFF!!!
( knocks them unconcious with the dictionary) Ahhhh...
peace and quiet.
Vulpix 777 and Ninetails 2001 remained knocked out
until the poke'mon are ready.
Vulpix 777: Oooo... look at all the birdies...
Evander: Come on! Stare with me Vulpix 777!(staring at the wall)
Vulpix 777 & Evander: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's not funny...
(stare some more) MWAHAHAHAHA!!! That's not funny...
Pikachoo: Whoa are they weird... (Shrugs, and then starts to
try biting her ponytail again)
Tony: (chasing his tails) HEY! Come back! Got ya! Ouchie! That hurt!
Mike: We're to good for these nutcases, let's go watch some fuzzy t.v.
Ninetails 2001: Sounds good...
Well, they eventually get out of town, and off into
the woods.
Pikachoo: Where do we turn next Vulpix 777?
Vulpix 777: Don't ask me, Ninetials 2001 has the map.
Ninetails 2001: I don't have the map! You do!
Vulpix 777: If I had the map I wouldn't be asking you for it twip!
(wacks with science book)
Ninetails 2001: Well I don't have it! (wacks with his science book)
Hey wait a minute, if I don't have it, and you don't have it...
WE'RE LOST IN THE WOODS WITHOUT A MAP!!!
Vulpix 777, Ninetails 2001, and all the poke'mon run
around screaming.
Mike: I'll never see a fuzzy t.v. again!!!
Evander: I'll never stare at another wall!!!
Vulpix 777 & Ninetails 2001: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE!!!!!!
(grab eachother and cry like Jessie&James)
Pikachoo: Hey look, there's a map in the dictionary.
Vulpix 777 and Ninetales 2001 sigh in releif, and then
notice they are still holding onto eachother. They quickly jump
apart before Pikachoo sees.
Weird Dude: I challenge you to a poke'mon battle!
Pikachoo: Why?
Weird Guy: Makes the plot better. A three on three match! I'll
start of with Pigeoto Go!
Pigeoto: Piga da da da!!!
Vulpix 777: Go Evander!
Evander: YO! I'm a Raichu, and i'm going to bite-chu!
Vulpix 777: Nice line!
Weird Guy: Pigeotto, gust attack!
Vulpix 777: Use thundershock now!
Evander thundershocked the Pigeotto, which knocked it out.
Weird Guy: I choose you Beedrill!
Pikachoo: Go Tony!
Weird Guy: Double team Beedrill!
Pikachoo: Ember Tony!
Tony fires an ember, but it hits the fake Beedrills.
Weird Guy: Poison Sting!
Pikachoo: Tony, use Flamethrower!
The Beedrill droped to the ground, burnt to a crisp.
Weird Guy: I'll win this one, Go Onix!
Ninetails 2001: Ummm... I don't think you can do this Mike...
Mike: Come on! Let me try!
Ninetails 2001: If you say so... Go Mike!
Weird Guy: Onix bind now!
The Onix grabs Mike in its coils and starts to squeeze him.
Ninetails 2001: NOOOOO!!! MIKE!!!
Suddenly, a noise that everyone knows entered the clearing.
Mike: Aaahhh, that feels so much better!
Weird Guy: Eeeeww! What made that stink!
The Onix sniffs the air, and drops down K. O.
Mike: Hee hee hee, I made a stinky!
Weird Guy: No Way! That's cheeting!
Vulpix 777: I don't think that there are any rules against a
poke'mon tooting in battle.
Weird Guy: HAHAHAHAHAH!!! Now that your poke'mon are weakened,
it is the perfect time to strike! (Weird guy reveals himself to
be...TRACY!!!
Vulpix 777: Ack! It's Tracy!
Tracy: HAHAHAHAHA!!! I will now sing the Barney Song! I love you,
you love AHHHHHHH!!!
Tracy's song is interupted because he is ripped to bits
by Vulpix 777's chainsaw, which covers all in gore and blood.
Pikachoo: Thank all things that are crazy, we're safe!
Ninetails 2001: Hey look! It's Pewter City!
Our Friends exit the forest and enter Pewter City.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Come on, like you couldn't see that coming.
If you couldn't guess that I would put Tracy in here and kill him,
I laugh at you for your stupidity.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!