Home sick today. Yesterday our class went on a ski trip all
day. I had never skied before, I fell down arround 4 times during
the lesson, Around 3 times trying to get from the lesson hill to
another hill, another 4 times on the next hill, and arround 3 times
on another hill.
So far I had only gone on bunny hills, but then one of
the guys in my class, who also has a habit of falling down a lot,
wanted someone to go on this intermidite hill with him. Since we
both fell a lot, we decided to make asses out of ourselves on the
itermedite hill. I swear, the angles of those freaking hills must
have been 65 degrees or somthing. I made it down the first two ok,
but on the third one, I was going so fast I flipped over frontwards,
and landed on my head, and then smacked down on my back. The guy
I was with had fallen on the second hill, so I waited for him to
catch up. Next, It was time for the horrible last part, which must
have been 85 degrees or somthing. He went first, and didn't fall
till he hit the bottom. I was down it about 1/4 of the way when I
fell. I have to take off my skis when I fall so I can get back up,
and I couldn't put them back on because the hill was so fricken
slanted. So, I had to walk down the hill in my fricken ski boots,
carring my skis and polls. This was incredably hard, and every
5 feet or so, I tripped and fell. This went on the whole way down
the fricken hill. When I got to the bottom, I had fallen around 6 times
. Even so, I think it was one of the best things that happened in my
life, because every time I fell, I started laughing like an idiot.
I don't want to even talk about the ski lift, which has
NO FRICKEN SEAT BELTS!!! And i'm afraid of hights. I made one last
fall on the ice in the parking lot, upon which I yelled TA DA!!!
Anyway, I woke up this morning with a fever and body achs
(I wonder why =P ) so I stayed home. Enough with my boring life,
and on with the fic!!!


Today, our heroes find themselves in Pewter City.

Vulpix 777: Yes! We can finnally get some badges!

Ninetails 2001: Let's head to the gym!

As they aproach the Gym, they hear yelling coming from inside.

Some Girl: I can't belive you!!! How could you say that!!!

Some Guy: Come on Marrisa, I didn't mean anything by it honest!

Marrisa: Well I mean this! (Bonking noise)

Some Guy: Ouch! No wait! Come Back!!!

A good looking girl walks out of the gym, with a sobbing
Brock clinging to her leg.

Brock: Noooo!!! You can't Goooooo!!!!

Marrisa: Watch Me! (Bonks him with rubber mallet and walks away)

Brock: Ouch! No wait!!!

Pikachoo: Ummm... can we help you sir?

Brock: (notices the trainers standing there) I'm in trouble!
I'm going to a fancy party at the museum tonight, and I need a date!!!

Pikachoo: I could go with you.

Brock: REALLY!!! If you would, I'd give you anything!!!

Vulpix 777: If she is your date, will you give us all badges for free?

Brock: Sure, I said anything didn't I?

Later in a hotel..

Ninetails 2001: Argh!!! I can't get the stupid tie on!!

Vulpix 777: *sigh* Here, just let me do it!

Evander: Mwahahahaha!!! That's not funny...

Tony: Come on Evander, time to put the little tux on.

Evander: I WANNA STARE!!!

Vulpix 777: Put it on or you can't come!

Evander: Fine fine...

Vulpix 777: Come on Pikachoo, we have to get our pretty dresses on!

Pikachoo: Yeah! Pretty Pretty!

half hour later...

Ninetails 2001: Wow! you look nice for a change!

Vulpix 777: WHAT SO YOU MEAN FOR A CHANGE!!! (treatningly takes out
her science book)

Ninetails 2001: I mean umm that you look better than usual.

Vulpix 777: That's better, Come on let's go!

At the museum...

Brock: You made it! (offers his arm to Pikachoo) Shall we?

Pikachoo: Do what?

Vulpix 777: He means 'go inside' you dip.

Pikachoo: Oke-dokey! (skips inside)

Brock: Is she usually like this?

Tony: More or less, but in this case, I think more.

Brock: O boy, won't this be fun *sigh* (looks horrified) O no!
It's my Grandma!!!

Brock's Grandma: Hallo there whipersnapper!!!

Pikachoo: Who is this?

Brock's Grandma: Well I'll be sunnyboy! Ya went and got married
on me!!!

Brock: No Grandma! She's my...

Brock's Grandma: You better hurry up with them great grandkids,
'cause i ain't gunna live forever!

Brock: Grandma!!! She isn't my...

Brock's Grandma: Speakin' of kids, I ought to show you little Brockie's
baby pictures!

Brock: GRANDMA NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Brock's Gandma: Here he is running around in his birthday suit, isn't
that cute?

Pikachoo: (Trying not to laugh) yes, *snort* Very...hahaha... cute,
WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brock: (Banging his head against the wall) No no no...

Brock's Grandma: Did he tell you that he slept with a teddy bear
till he was fiffteen?

Pikachoo: REALLY? HAHAHAHAH!!!!

Brock: I had an insacure childhood!!! And don't laugh at
Mr. Fuzzywinkles!

Pikachoo: FUZZYWINKLES??? WAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brock: Why me?

Pikachoo: LOOK!!! KAREOKE!!! (Runs over to the stage)

Tony: ACK!!! GET HER AWAY FROM THAT THING!!!

Pikachoo grabs the mike, and starts to sing an off-tune
version of Weird Al's Polkamon.

Pikachoo: Geodude and Arcannine, Jigglypuff and Mr. Mime. Don't forget about Sandslash, Execute and Rapidash, Lickitung and Porygon, EVERYBODY POLKAMON!!!

Vulpix 777: MAKE IT STOP!!!

Pikachoo: It's time to polka, with Ponyta and Pidgy too, so put on
your liderhosen, and try not to step on little Pikachu! You better
grab yourself a partner, like Tentacool or Bulbasaur! Hold on a...
Whaaa!!!
(Trips and falls off the stage)

Ninetails 2001: Thank goodness...

Pikachoo: YEEEEEHA!!! IT'S MACARANA TIME!!! (starts to do the Macarana)

Suprisingly, all the people at the party join in.

Very Important Guy: Brock! Your girlfriend is a blast! I'm Going
to give you a really bit raise!

Brock: ALRIGHT!!!

Everybody Parties late into the night...

Next day,

Vulpix 777: Bye! Thanks for the Badges! (all skip off into the woods)

Brock: Your Welcome! Come back anytime!

Later that Night...

Pikachoo: Hee hee hee, *snort* ( Tucks the picture of baby Brock in
his birthday suit under her pillow and falls asleep)

Yes, that was nutty wasn't it? I like feedback so tell me
what you thaught.