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Today, we join our friends in Mount Moon.
Pikachoo: This cave is so dark, I can't see my hand in front of my
face! Hey look a quarter! (Picks it up) Hee hee hee, I have money!!!
Vulpix 777: How can you not see your hand in front of your face, but
see a quarter on the floor?
Pikachoo: I have magical powers!!! (Wiggles fingers) FEAR ME MORTALS!!!!
(Starts running around singing 'I left my brain in San Francisco')
... In San Fran... Yahhhh!!! Something hit my face!!!
Evander: What is this?
Tony: It's CHEESE!!!! (Licks all the cheese off his trainers face)
Suddenly, a Jigglypuff with an army helmet appears out of
nowhere. It pulls out a walkie-talkie.
Jigglypuff: This is mission to base, mission to base, come in base...
Voice on the walkie-talkie: This is base, where is your position
mission, over.
Jigglypuff: I'm near the enemy base now, keep on line, I may need
back up! Over.
Voice on walkie-talkie: We will stand by, over and out.
The Jigglypuff looks around to see V7 & company watching it.
Jigglypuff: GET DOWN!!! (Tackles them to the ground as several balls
of cheese wiz past)
Voice on Walkie-talkie: MISSION!!! COME IN MISSION!!!
Jigglypuff: I've been detected! Returning to base! (Runs off through
the rocks) Come on civilians!
All run off...
Vulpix 777: Wow, look at this place!
They had entered an area full of Jigglypuffs, all with army
hats on, and all yelling into walkie-talkies.
Evander: Nice place you got here, what's with all the army gear?
Sergeant Puffity Puff: I am Sergeant Puffity Puff, leader of the
Jigglypuffs in the cheese war against the Clefairy.
Tony: Cheese war?
Sergeant Puffity Puff: Yes, we are fighting over the cheese mines deep
within Mt. Moon.
Mike: That would explain why they hit us with cheese.
Sergeant Puffity Puff: Yes, they want to use the cheese in the mines
for their own selfish purposes.
Ninetails 2001: Why do the Jigglypuffs want the cheese?
Sergeant Puffity Puff: To use for our own selfish purposes! If you
help us, we will give you some of the cheese to use for your own
selfish purposes.
Evander: Hey Vulpix 777, lets help the Jigglypuffs win!
Suddenly, a rubber duck flies over to Vulpix 777, and drops
a letter into her hand. It says...
Dear Vulpix 777,
The Clefairy are now going to win thanks to me, their new secret weapon.
I am very secret; in fact, I am so secret I don't know who I am.
You will never find out what or who I am because I am the secretiset
most secret secret there ever was, you will never find out! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
I laugh at your stupidity, because I am a secret you will never find
out. You will never find out who I am.
From Tracy
Vulpix 777: Ahhhhh!!!! That conflabit Tracy!!! He is helping the evil
Clefairy!!! We must end his reign of tyranny!!!
Pikachoo: I say we all attack the base now!
Hordes of Jigglypuff: YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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At the Clefairy base...
Tracy: Hahahahaha!!! With Vulpix 777 not knowing I am here, I will
be unstoppable!!!
Clefairy: Tracy! The Jigglypuff armies are advancing!!!
Sergeant Puffity Puff: We've got you all now!
Tracy: Ack! I must get away and abandon my comrades!!!
Vulpix 777: Going somewhere? (revs the engine of her chainsaw)
Tracy: YAHHHH!!! (Is ripped to shreds by the chainsaw)
Jigglypuff: EAT SWISS!!!
Clefairy: EAT AMERICAN!!!
Jigglypuff: EAT PRAMASIAN!!!
Clefairy: EAT BLUE!!!
Sergeant Puffity Puff: HEY!!! Where did all of the cheese go!!!
Sure enough, all of the cheese is gone.
Sergeant Puffity Puff: Those kids took all of the cheese!!!
Clefairy: If there is no cheese, we have nothing to fight over.
Sergeant Puffity Puff: Let us all become peaceful mushroom farmers!
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So the Clefairy and Jigglypuff became peaceful mushroom
farmers, and made millions of dollars. They then took all their money
to Vegas, and blew it on the slots.
Vulpix 777 & friends went to use the cheese for their own
selfish purposes, but before they could, all the cheese turned into a
flock of rubber duckies, and flew away.