Argh! When I went to post this story yesterday, I discovered that I
hadn't saved it!!! This chapter is deticated to ~*Arcannine*~, because
she has a broken finger. By the way, wasn't it cool this morning on
the show when Brock caught the pineco? I laughed really hard when it
self-destructed, and it and Brock were all black, but they were
smiling, and happy.
QUAAAAAAAGSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!
Vulpix 777: Yahoooo!!!! We are going to get another badge!!
Whsahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! (falls into an open manhole)
Evander: Are you okay?
Vulpix 777: OF COURSE I'M NOT OKAY!!!
At the hospital...
Doctor: Flex your arm please... dosn't seem to be anything wrong
there...
Pikachoo: (looking at Vulpix 777's mangled bloody leg) Maybey it's
her leg...
Doctor: Hmmm... could be...
Vulpix 777: WHAT DO YOU MEAN COULD BE!!!
So they were sent away happily with a not so happy bill.
Vulpix 777: Geeze, I'm going to be in this cast for weeks.
Evander: Well look on the bright side, you could have been uninjured.
Ninetails 2001: Ummm I think you misunderstand the concept...
Pikachoo: Look it's the gym!
Inside...
Misty: Hi, welcome to my gym girls...(notices Ninetails 2001)...
Incredibly cute guy!
Ninetails 2001: Huh? What?
Misty: Whats a big guy like you doing arround here?
Vulpix 777: Girl...hitting...on...friend...
Tony: ACK! Pikachoo stop her , she's going psycho!!!
Vulpix 777: Must... hurt...
Pikachoo: Watch out! She's gonna blow!
Vulpix 777: MUST KILL!!!! YAGHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Misty: What the... YAHAHAAAAHA!!!!
Vulpix 777, in her psycho rage, wacks Misty over the head
whith one of her cruches.
Vulpix 777: DIIIIEEEEE!!!!
Misty: HELP! MEEEEEEE!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Vulpix 777 knocks Misty over, sits on her, and shoves her head
under the pool water. Menwhile, everyone else sits in the bleachers
watching.
Mike: Would you care for some popcorn?
Ninetails 2001: Thank you. Wow, V7 would make a great pro-wrestler.
Evander: WOOOHOOOO!!!! FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!!
Pikachoo: Mabey we should stop her (all look at eachother)
All: NAHHHHHHH!!!!
Tony: Hey what's that stuff coming off Misty's face?
Evander: It looks like make-up or somthing...
Mike: OMIGOSH!!! IT ISN'T MISTY! IT'S...
Pikachoo: IT'S...
Ninetails 2001: IT'S...
Vulpix 777: TRACY!!!!! YAGH!!!! (takes her cruches and starts to bash
his head in) Take THAT! *wack* And THAT *wack* AND SOME OF THIS!!!
*wack wack wack*
Tracy's head had now become a pile of bloody pulp.
Tracy: This is not the last of me!!! (turns into a hopip and flies
away)
Pikachoo: Look a note, it says:
Dear People,
You will never find Misty, I laugh at your stupidity!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
Tracy
P.s. She's in the closet.
Voice in the Closet: HELP! LET ME OUT!!!!!
The closet falls open to show Misty.
Misty: Thank you! You've ridden me of the evil Tracy!
Ninetails 2001: Wait a minute... If Misty was in there...
Tracy was... O MY GAWD!!! TRACY WAS HITTING ON MEEEE!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mike: GET A FUZZY TV QUICK!!!!
Ninetails 2001: YAAAAAAA!!!!! THE HORRROR! THE HOOOOOORRRRRORRRRRR!!!!!
Vulpix 777: Here, look, fuzzy...
Ninetails 2001: Ahhhh, fuzzy good...
Misty: I know how to thank you! I will give you all free badges!
Vulpix 777: YAHOOOO!!!
Vulpix starts to do her victory dance, but she slips and
falls in a puddle of blood.
Vulpix 777: YAAAAA!!! MY OTHER LEG!!!!
Outside the hospital...
Vulpix 777: Great! How are we going to get on with our journey if I
can't even walk!!!
Some Farfech'd: Hello, I am Mrs. Macinquacker, I am yor fairy godmother
Evander: Wow, I didn't know you had a fairy godmother.
Vulpix 777: Neither did I...
Mrs. Macinquacker waved her magic leek over V7's legs, healing
them instantly.
Mrs. Macinquacker: Remember, don't bite any quilfishes, and
QUAAAAAAGSIRRRRRRE!!!!
Well, once again that was thouroughly insane, I think during
the next few chapters we'll be lost in the woods. I came up with this
thing, that I am obsessed with a new poke'mon every week. this week
it's QUAGSIRE!!! If you have any suggestions on who I should be
obbsesed with, email me, or write it in your reveiw. I'm thinking about
Wobuffet... Hee heehee...