Well, here is my next chapter... QUAAAAGSIRRRRRE!!!!!
Ninetails 2001: Let's see... the next gym is in Vermillion City...
Pikachoo: Oooooo!!! They have a beach there!!!!
Vulpix 777: You know what that means...
All: BEACH PARTY!!!!
Tony: I don't like water!
Evander: You can just mess around on the beach.
Vulpix 777: But if we are going to the beach...
Pikachoo: We will need bathing suits...
Vulpix 777: And since we don't have any...
Pikachoo: We'll have to...
Both: GO SHOPPING!!!! YEAH!!!!!
Ninetails 2001: God no, not shopping!
Vulpix 777: Just think this way, you'll have a new suit that might
make you look cute...
Ninetails 2001: Really?
Pikachoo: Yeah... You never know...
Ninetails 2001: Then what are we waiting for!
In the local mall...
Vulpix 777: Oooooo! Pikachoo! This blue bikini goes with your eyes!!!
Pikachoo: Eeeeee!!! I'm going to try it on!!!!
Vulpix 777: I want this red one!
Pikachoo: Come on guys, you have to tell us how we look!
Ninetails 2001: *sigh* And the boredom begins...
In the dressing room...
Ninetails 2001: Geeze, how long dose it take to get a bathing suit on?
Pikachoo: Well, I t takes me about five minutes.
Vulpix 777: Tada! How do we look!
Ninetails 2001: Ummm... Pikachoo did you know that was a thong?
Pikachoo: Huh? O MY!!!!! (runs back into the stall)
Vulpix 777: How about me?
Ninetails 2001: (eyes widen) Ummmm... You look incredibly hot, argh I
mean nice! That's it...nice! You look nice in red...
Very nice...*blush*
Vulpix 777: (giving him a weird look) Uh... Thank you... I think...
Well after Pikachoo got a suit that was NOT a thong, they
headed to the guy's department. Pikachoo went to find floaties and
umbrellas with the poke'mon.
Ninetails 2001: (in stall) I'm NOT coming out!
Vulpix 777: Why not?
Ninetails 2001: I look stupid!
Vulpix 777: Get out here now, or I'm coming in!
Ninetails 2001: Fine...
Vulpix 777: (mouth drops open) Ummm... wow... you look good.
Ninetails 2001: Really?
Vulpix 777: Yeah... do you work out or something?
Ninetails 2001: We do walk everywhere.
Vulpix 777: That's right... hee hee...
(A/N: You do look good in a bathing suit ^-^ *remembering class trip
to Water park* And you have a cute butt ;D )
At the beach...
Vulpix 777: HAAHAHAAA!!!!! Water!!!!
Pikachoo: SAND!!!
Ninetails 2001: Well it is the beach...
Vulpix 777: Last one in the water is a Farfech'd!
Mrs. Macinquacker: I resemble that remark!
Vulpix 777: (Looks into the water) What is this... A magicarp!
Hee hee hee...
Vulpix 777 sneaks up behind Ninetails 2001, and is about to drop the
magicarp down his bathing suit.
Vulpix 777: He he he...
Ninetails 2001: Something's in my pants!!!!!
( Runs out of the water)
Vulpix 777: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Ninetails 2001 runs out onto the beach... the magicarp is gone
but then again... so is the baithing suit...
Ninetails 2001: YIKES!!!!
Vulpix 777: Eeeeee!!!! Don't look! Don't look!!!
Pikachoo: He still has his boxers on... Hahahahaaa!!!!
Vulpix 777: What's so funny...
Vulpix looks over to see that Ninetails 2001 is wearing pink
Jigglypuff boxers.
Evander: Hee hee hee *snort*
Mike: Hey! I saw those on the home shopping network last week!
Tony: Don't worry man, we all go through phases like this when we are
young.
Ninetails 2001: IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!
(grabs a towel and ties it arround his waist)
Hotdog Guy: Hotdogs! Get your hotdogs here!
Ninetails 2001: Excuse me, may I borrow your pants?
Hotdog Guy: No.
Ninetails 2001: THERE MUST BE SOME PANTS SOMEWHERE!!!
Vulpix 777: Try in your backpack.
Ninetials 2001: O... Here we go...
???: Would any of you like a soda?
Pikachoo: Sure, why is it all black...
Evander: And why dose it say "Do not Drink" ?
???: Ummm... Misprint...
Vulpix 777: HA! I'VE GOT YOU NOW!!! (Aims her chainsaw in ???'s
general direction)
Evander: Why do you not like the Drink Guy?
Vulpix 777: Because he's really... TRACY SKECHIT!!! (Jumps on Tracy and
thouroughly rips him to bits)
Tracy: Blast! foiled again! ( turnd ito a venonat and flies away...)
( A/N: Yes I do mean a venonat, not a venomoth.)
Ahhh, another thouroughly pointless chapter... Next one,
we battle Lt. Surge. QUAAAAAGSIRRRRRRRE!!!!!!!!