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Helllllllooooooo everybody. One seriously deranged person here, with her very first fic!! HURRAY! 

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  Lily Evans stood at the main platform in King's Cross station wondering if she had gone insane. First she received a letter that arrived by owl (Lily still can't help laughing when she remembers the look on Petunia's face) from some weirdo with an odd name like Dumbledore inviting her to a magic school called Hogwarts. Then she went to a place called Diagon Alley that grew out of a hole in a wall to buy cauldrons and wands. And now she's standing in the middle of a crowded station looking for a non-existent platform and feeling completely alone and lost. Apparently, Petunia just happened to get sick at precisely this time and needed to be rushed home immediately, so no-one was there to help her or see her off. Lily sighed and sat down on a nearby bench.

  I have the worst luck in the world.  

  When she asked the security guard where Platform 9 ¾ was, he smartly recommended a psychiatrist.

  Maybe I really do need a psychiatrist. Lily thought, trying to remember the psychiatrist's name.

  Lily stared at the barrier between platforms 9 and 10 without really thinking and started counting the amount of people who disappeared into the barrier.

  One disappearing person, two disappearing people... Lily snapped up as soon as she realised what she was doing. People who disappear into a wall? That's it! I am definitely insane.

  Lily carefully approached the wall with her luggage and stared as if it would bite.

  A biting wall? That's a new one Lily…

  Lily was so busy studying the wall she didn't here the shout of warning behind her.

  "Look out! I'm coming through!"

  "Oof!"

  Before she could react, Lily was rammed in the stomach by a luggage cart and thrust through the wall with her luggage. The world was blurred for moment, then suddenly re-materialised.

  "Ouch! Look were your going you stupid idiot! You could kill someone. Are you insane or something?"

  "Well that depends. What's your idea of insane?" the person replied sheepishly. Lily blinked and the person came into focus. A pair of blue eyes peered at her behind a pair of black-framed glasses.

  "Sorry. Are you ok?"

  "Oh, I'm fine other than the fact that I'm angry, bruised and have 500 pound luggage on my legs. What do you think?"

  The boy looked taken aback, but Lily really didn't care. Half the platform was starring at them and her legs were killing her. A band of girls started giggling nearby and Lily was sure that it was at her.

   So much for first impressions. Lily thought angrily.  I can see myself now, Lily, the class klutz. Well, at least I found the platform…

  "Well, well Jamesy-boy, chatting up the ladies already?"

  "Shut up Sirius. You can't talk. The last girl you tried to pick up punched you so hard you couldn't see through one eye for a week."

  "Ah, well, I was ten then so that's not relevant evidence."

  "Hello? I'm still down here. And guess what? I can't move!" Lily shouted angrily.

  "Oh yeah. I forgot about you. Here, let me help…"

  The boy reached down to help her, while the other boy pushed the bag off her legs roughly. Suddenly there was a tiny explosion in the bag and tiny firework-like noises could be heard. A putrid, dung-like smell filled the platform and covered the three first years. Everybody started moving away from them covering their noses.

  "Sirius you stupid twit-"

 "I am not a pregnant fish"

 "Please tell me you didn't put not wet start fireworks, the everlasting water bombs and the dungbombs all in one compartment in my bag."

  "I didn't put the wet start fireworks, everlasting water bombs and dungbombs in one compartment in your bag"

  "No really, did you?"

  "Nup."

  "Oh good…"

  "I put the growing fungus with them as well."

  James through his hands up in the air in despair.

  "Why the hell did I let you help me pack my bag?"

  "'Cause you're not as smart as me?" A new, tired voice answered cheekily.

  Sirius bounced over to the new boy and slapped hard on the back in greeting.

  "Remus old boy, where on earth have you been?"

  "Trying very hard to avoid you Sirius my friend."

  "Ah well, I'm very hard to avoid.'

  "Well, you've got a point there. What did you do now? Oh wow what's that horrible smell. Sirius, have you been eating baked beans again? Last time, you filled the toilet with such a horrible smell we had to create a new one because the old one stank so much…"

  "Very funny.."

  "Smartass over here put the dungbombs with the wet start fireworks and water bombs." James interrupted.

  "Listen, I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm going to go now…" Lily said edging away from them slowly.

  "Nonsense, my young damsel. You must stick with us stinkers." Sirius proclaimed in a heroic tone. "We must roam the halls of Hogwarts together and cause mishap, mayhem and chaos where ever we go!"

  "Ah, no thanks I'll give it a pass…"

  Lily grabbed her luggage and hurried away from the three boys as fast as she could.

  I thought I was insane. They are seriously sick boys. Seriously.

  James Potter watched Lily walk away hurriedly.

  "Guys, I think we have just found our first enemy."

  "Nah. She's just a girl. What can she do?"

  Lily heard them and grinned to herself.

  That's what you think…

***

    About an hour later, Lily sat in the train compartment alone watching the scenery go by. The smell of the dungbombs had disappeared, but not after Lily had been completely embarrassed in front of hundreds of people.

  I am going to KILL James and Sirius. What a minute I don't even know their surnames…

  Lily was in the middle of thinking of many different ways to torture the boys that would probably never happen, when the carriage door was opened and a girl tentatively poked her head in.

  "Umm…Hi. Can I sit here please?"

  "Sure." Lily replied and moved over slightly.

  The girl was rather small and petite with shy black eyes and black hair. Her skin colour was quite dark and Lily was sure she was of European descent.

  "So," she began, "are you a first year?"

  "Yep," Lily replied without enthusiasm.

  "Hey wait a minute," the girl said squinting at Lily, "You're the girl who was with those two psycho guys on the platform,"

  "Oh, please don't remind me about them," Lily said covering her face, "Those stupid jerks embarrassed me so much, I'm ready to kill them!"

  The girl grinned.

  "You're my type of girl. Hi, I'm Aurora Sandra Persephone Jade Kudye, but if you call me that I will kill you. Just call me Aura,"

  Lily grinned. This girl wasn't as quiet as she looked.

  "My name Lily Rose Evans, but if you call me that I will kill you,"

  "Oh, so that's your name."

  Lily looked up to see Sirius, James and Remus standing at the doorway.

  "Yes, not that's it's any of your business."

  " Well you seem to be a tiger-lily don't you" James said grinning.

  "Anyway," Sirius cut in, "I'm the wonderful Sirius Polaris Black at your service" Sirius said bowing. James pushed him out of the way and bowed saying,

  "And I'm the even more wonderful James Harry Potter."

  "No way, I'm more wonderful than you,"

  "Nup, Sirius face it, I'm am more wonderful than you,"

  "I am more wonderful than you by a mile,"

  "You wish- ,"

  "And I," Remus said stepping between the boys before there could be bloodshed, "am Remus not-going-to-tell-you-my-middle-name-because-it's-too-embarrassing Lupin,"

   Aura narrowed her eyes at the boys.

  "And I am the now very angry Aura Kuyde. If you don't get out now I will-"

  "Temper, temper. We're just here to give Lily these flowers as a way to say sorry,"

  Sirius put on an mock-angelic face and offered some roses to Lily. Lily, however knew Sirius too well to except them.

  "No really Sirius I can't except them because I've been so rude to wonderful you and your not-so-wonderful friends. Why don't you give them to James instead? Even though he should be giving them to you for saying you're not as wonderful as him." Lily said mockingly.

  "OK. Here you go Jamesy-boy"

  James looked terrified.

  "No! Sirius don't, you idiot…"

  But he was too late. Sirius thrust the flowers into his hand, and James' hair promptly turned purple.

  "Whoops! Sorry James I forgot…Come now James you wouldn't kill your best friend now would you?"

  "Just watch me,"

  Sirius slowly backed away and ran down the train closely followed by the purple haired James amid Lily, Aura and Remus' hysterical laughter.

  "Well sorry to bother you ladies, but I must go and stop James from killing Sirius, even though it would be good for everybody if he did."

  Remus Lupin grinned and followed his insane friends.

  Lily wiped her eyes and suppressed her laughter to little hiccups.

  "I really hope we're not in the same house as them, although Remus isn't that bad…" Aura said thoughtfully.

  Lily blinked and looked at her friend.

  "House? What does that mean?"

  Aura looked at Lily in surprise.

  "Ohhh! Are you muggle Lily? Oh goody! We have soooo much to talk about…"

  Lily sighed

  This is going to be a long train trip.

***

  Four hours and many explains later ( "Oh! So the people aren't really in the little box thingy...") The train pulled up at the station and hundreds of students milled around the platform in back robes.

  "Firs' years over 'ere!"

  A huge man was walking through the crowd calling out.

  "We have to go with him? But his huge!" Aura whispered tentively. Lily looked at the man thoughtfully. He was big, but judging by the lack of lines on his face and the length of his beard, he couldn't have been more than 30. But despite his size, Lily thought he was a nice guy.

  "Come you wimp, he can't be dangerous."

  "That's what everybody said about the Loch ness monster…"

  But Aura obliged and followed the man into a boat on this huge lake. Lily and Aura got into a boat with two snobby looking girls who regarded them coldly for a moment before adjusting their makeup.

  "That is Slytherin material. Narcissa Draconic and Jaden Malfoy's families have been in the Slytherin house forever."

  Lily nodded after sticking her tongue out at the girls who looked at her in distaste before turning away with a 'humph'. Aura had explained about the Hogwarts' houses, and Gryffindor looked the best by far, though Ravenclaw wasn't that bad. But Slytherin looked the worst by far, and she was definitely NOT going to Slytherin.

  "Uh-oh. Jerks at 3 0'clock."

  Lily turned and groaned at the approaching boys. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea.

  "Let's row over to them," Aura gawked at her incredulously.

  "Are you mad? They are the enemy remember? We just happen to declare war on them!"

  "Yes, but let's see if they fancy an evening dip…" Lily said pointedly. Aura's black eyes widened.

  "Ohhhh!"

  "Hello ladies!" Sirius Black's loud voice proclaimed.

  "Hello boys." Lily looked at Aura and nodded slightly.

  "Ready on 3," she whispered, "1, 2…3!"

  Lily and Aura both heaved on the side of the boys boat and capsized it.

  "Hey!"

  Lily and Aura both laughed hysterically as they rowed away from the boys.

  "Seeya suckers!" Lily shouted back to them.

  James Potter groaned tiredly.

  "That's the second time they've got us. We've gotta do something before our rep is ruined by a pair of girls."

  "Well look at the bright side to this," Sirius said scrutinizing James' normally messy hair. "You finally managed to get your hair to say down."

  James looked at Sirius for a moment before dunking him underwater.

  "Hey!"

  Remus swam to the boat wondering why he was best friends with a pair of idiots.

  Well, He thought, At least it keeps life interesting.

***

    The giant (who called himself Hagrid) led the increasingly nervous first years to a magnificent castle with endless towers and torrents that seemed to embrace the sky. The immaculate white walls gleamed in the dark sky, and endless grounds and students intimidated the first years. Rebus Hagrid grinned despite his nervousness in his first job as groundskeeper for Hogwarts

  "Welcome to Hogwarts,"
  The friendly giant lead the students through a door to a grey-haired, stern looking women who's face held an endless amount of wrinkles.

  "Thankyou Hagrid. I shall take them from here,"

  The woman's stern eyes skimmed through the first years, resting finally on the wet figures of Remus, Sirius and James (whose hair still stood up despite its dampness).

  "Welcome to Hogwarts first years. My name is Professor Kaydi and I will be your transfiguration teacher this year. You may have heard a lot of rumours about Hogwarts school, and you may have sisters or brothers who have or still do attend this school. But Hogwarts school is here for you to learn, and we will punish misbehaviour severely. Is that understood?" Kaydi's eyes were on Sirius, James and Remus, who were giggling in the background. There was a general murmur and the transfiguration teacher continued;

  "You will now be sorted into your houses; Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw and Hugglepuff. Please get into a straight line and follow me,"

  Kaydi lead them into a great hall, in which for long tables stood and one shorter table, which faced the other at the front. Lily guessed that this was the teacher's table. Kaydi then took out a stool and a scruffy looking hat. Everybody was looking at the hat, so Lily looked at it too, and it started singing;

For one thousand years,

I have sat,

On each head of Hogwarts students.

And each time I have decided

In which house they should be minded.

You could be in Gryffinder,

Whose bravery is still well known.

You could belong in Slytherin,

Wisdom he did own.

Hugglepuff could be for you,

If you believe kindness goes first.

Or you could fit in Ravenclaw

If it is knowledge you really thirst.

For these great four founders,

Did put their brains in me.

So that I may chose were you belong

So put me on and see,

Where you will fit in

And where you will thrive and grow

For I'm the Hogwarts sorting hat,

And I will always know!

  As the Hall broke out in applause, Kaydi took out a roll and started calling names.

   "Archer, Andrew"

  "RAVENCLAW!"

  I have to put that on in front of the whole school? Lily thought frantically.

  "Avery, Devin"

  "Slytherin"

 " What if I get in Slytherin?"  Lily said as 'Blackwood, Frank' was called.

 "Don't worry, you're too nice for that," Aura replied.

  "Black, Sirius"

  Sirius slid to stool and plonked the hat on his head. A minute later, the hat called;

  "GRYFFINDOR!"

  Grinning, he left the stool, leaving a big puddle behind him.

  "Well I've just been put off Gryffindor," Lily sighed, "I'm not going in the same house as him,"

  "Caver, Archie"

  "Don't panic Lil', that'll give us more of a chance to prank him."

  "Maybe,"

  "Draconic, Narcissa"

  "SLYTHERIN!"

  "Evans, Lily"

  Lily took a deep breath.

  "Here I go!"

  Lily stumbled to the stool and carefully put the hat on her head.

  Well, well Lily Evans is it? Ah, it's been a long time since I sorted an Evans.

  What? Lily thought, But I'm muggle-born.

  Oh, so you don't know yet? Well, it's not my place to tell you.

  About what?

  Never mind. Lets see, brave, very smart, yes very smart….mmmm…kind too…oh dear this is as hard sorting the other Evans…

 What other Evans?

 Well by the look of it you go in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw. Actually let's try GRYFFINDOR!

 No, wait-

  But there was no more voice in the hat, so Lily took it off and sat as far away from Sirius as she could on the Gryffindor table and saved a seat for Aura as Finnegan, Michelle was called.

  What does it mean 'other Evans'? Lily thought as she waited, I'm muggle born…

  Lily was brought back to reality as Aura was called. Lily held her breath as Aura placed the hat on her head….

  "GRYFFINDOR!"
  Lily shouted loudly as Aura made her way over to her, grinning. They whispered excitedly as Remus was called.

  "GRYFFINDOR!"

  As the others got sorted, Lily let her eyes wander to the teachers' table. A tall-looking man with a long silver beard sat in the middle. He had magnificent blue eyes that looked troubled at the moment.

  "Whose that?" Lily asked Aura.

  "Albus Dumbledore, the headmaster. Apparently he's leading the assault against this new weirdo dark wizard Voldemort," Lily felt a chill down her spine.

  "Who?"

  "Voldemort. Evil dark wizard guy. There's this rumour that his getting supporters and dark prophet weirdos reckon his the next big baddie, but they say that 'bout everyone. He's probably just a psycho with a big ego,"

  Lily shook off the feeling and watched Pettigrew, Peter got sorted into Gryffindor.

  "Potter, James,"

  "GRYFFINDOR!"

  "That's it! We're dead. All three of them in Gryffindor,"

  Lily and Aura shot angry looks down the table until "Zabini, Sabina" got sorted into Slytherin and Dumbledore stood up.

  "Welcome back for another year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As you all must be hungry I won't delay you a moment longer. Tuck in!"

  Suddenly, the four tables were groaning under the weight of dishes and dishes of food.

  "WOW!" was the only thing Lily said before tucking in. When they were full, Dumbledore stood up and cleared the tables with his wand (James, Sirius and Remus protested as they were still hungry after four plates of chicken, potato and gravy as well as two plates of trifle) and proceeded into his school address.

  "So now that we are all fed and full," Dumbledore's eyes twinkled at James, Sirius and Remus' disgruntled figures, "I would now like to set down some ground rules. Mr Filch has informed me that there was excessive running in the hallways last year, so please, no more of that. There are to be no dungbombs, water bombs, firecrackers etc, and no magic in the hallways. And would also like to emphasize the no walking after dark rule, as well as the no walking in the Forbidden Forest rule. Now more than ever we need you to obey these rules as there are dark times coming…" Dumbledore frowned for a moment then continued, "I would also like to welcome Rebus Hagrid as our new gamekeeper. Most of you will remember Hagrid from last year as assistant gamekeeper. Ogg has retired due to some…err…problems concerning a runaway hippogriff. I hope that the culprits will not make the same mistake again," there was applause and Dumbledore set a stern eye on the Slytherin table.

  "Now I must insist that you go to bed. Tut, tut!" Dumbledore sat down and started talking to Professor Kaydi.

  "First years, please follow me now. Excuse me, move please, I'm a prefect," a rather plump girl said. Lily and Aura followed the girl down and up so many stairs that Lily lost count.

  "How are we supposed to get around here?" Lily said worriedly.

  "Don't worry, we'll get used to it,"

  "We'd better," Lily said watching Sirius trip over an upright suit of armour.

  When they got to their common room, everybody except James, Sirius and Remus went to bed ("Party Poopers"). Lily was so tired she went straight to sleep……

  Lily was in the middle of a huge field of green grass. The sky was blue and cloudless and there was a soothing breeze. But there was no one in the field. There wasn't even a rock or a piece of rubbish. The field was completely empty, except for her.

  "Hello?" Lily called. There was no answer, just an echo.

  "Is any body there?"

  Lily started to walk around and call out. Suddenly, a little boy with familiar green eyes appeared. His face and body was blurred but his eyes stood out. Lily realised with a jolt that they were her green eyes. His forehead was bleeding strongly.

  "Help me!"

  His tiny voice echoed in the field.

  "Wait! I'm coming!!"

  But the boy started to run, and Lily followed him.

  "Wait! Wait little boy!"

  The little boy stopped abruptly and changed. Suddenly, he changed into a woman. Lily gasp as she recognised the woman. She looked exactly like an older version of herself, with the exact same eyes as the little boy and herself.

  "Who are you?"

  The woman smiled.

  "Lillian Evans"

  Lily opened her mouth to ask how she got there, but started screaming instead.

 The woman was melting.

 In her place stood a man with a snake like face and red eyes. He laughed and faded away, leaving only his red eyes floating.

 The scene changed and Lily saw Professor Kaydi, screaming in pain…

  Lily woke up abruptly.

  She had to see Professor Dumbledore. Lily stumbled downstairs in her nightshirt and nearly tripped the last step. She ran to the portrait hole and pushed it open.

  "Hey! Wait a minute, where are you going,"

  Lily spun around and came face to face with James Potter, Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.

  "Oh, not you again. Its none of your business where I go." Lily stepped out of the portrait hole and started to run down the corridor. James nodded to his friends and followed her.

  "Hey Lily, wait up!"

  "Go away!"

  James ignored that comment and ran up to her.

  "Do you even know where you're going?"

  "To Professor Dumbledore," Sirius rolled his eyes.

  "Yeah right. Tell me Queen of wisdom, where exactly is his office?"

  Lily stopped and scowled. He had a point.

  "Why don't you go and see Kaydi? Her office is over there," Remus yawned.

  Lily smiled her thanks and ran in the direction of Kaydi's office. She ran toward the door and pushed it open.

  "Professor Kaydi, I really need to talk to-" Lily stopped abruptly and screamed.

  Professor Kaydi was dead.

Ah well, dunno 'bout you but I thought that was crap. Really crap. Do you think its crap? Tell me if you think so in a review! =)

Bye, bye peoples! If by any chance you do like this crappy story, please, please, please review. Yes I sound desperate 'cause I am. *sigh* I am soooo sad…

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P.S Yes I know that the sorting hat song is extremely horrible, I don't need to be told that. I wrote it in between blowing my nose and sneezing. Here in Australia it's winter unfortunately *grumbles* doesn't even snow *sneeze* sniff, anywayz, what was I complaining about first? Oh yeah, please don't comment about the sorting hat song (that includes all my enemies who are bigfoot, yeti, volcano, Claire Thorpe, zora, cow and yes, even you Italian_chick54 and Sophie *narrows eyes* esp. bigfoot and yeti =[) \

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