"What are they?"
A Poem about the Starlights

Disclaimer: I don't own the Starlights, Usagi, Mokona, or Windam. Everything else is mine.

Authors Note: This makes no sense, I know. I wrote it remember? This is a poem about a conversation I had with my friend Sandi about Seiya, Yaten (I LOVE YATEN!), and Taiki. It branched out into lots of other mindless stuff and so became the poem.

Are they women?
Are they men?
Are they both?
Are they neither?
Are they cheese?
No, I don't think so.
If they were cheese,
Usagi wouldn't have
Loved Seiya...
...She would have eaten him.
I like cheese.
Cheese is good on nachos.
Cheese is good
For making statues of Mokona
Mokona is a marshmallow
With a face and a jewel on his head
And he is a marshmallow.
If a marshmallow could talk
It would be a tree.
Trees are really big plants
Grass is a really small plant
And it is green
Windam is a giant green bird
Birds can fly like monkeys
We are all monkeys
If monkeys could fly
I would be a sandwich
Which reminds me
I am hungry.
I would like a cheese sandwich.
It's confusing and I cried
Where's my cat?
My cat's a dork.
He is in the birdbath.
I think the starlights are people

THE END!