Heyza. Me again. I'm aware this chapter is horribly short. But I had to keep with the theme. Enjoy! ~NV22~
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What good is a Sailor Moon fanfic without a lot of gratuitous fanservice, I ask? Well, by popular demand, here's a quick little break to bring you horrendously erotic fanservice courtesy of our favorite pretty soldiers. Let's enjoy, shall we?
Usagi and Rei were lying on Rei's bed, commenting on the sheer whiteness of Rei's ceiling, among other things.
"It's so hot in here, Rei-chan," Usagi breathed.
"Hai, it is, ne? I should do something about the thermostat," Rei replied in a throaty voice.
"Hai, that would be a good idea," Usagi said in a very low voice. "Of course, we wouldn't be so hot if we hadn't just exerted ourselves like that."
"Hai," Rei whispered, looking deeply into Usagi's twin blue orbs. (Can you say 'gag me with a spoon'? I knew you could.)
Just then, Yuuchirou (Remember him? Neither do I.) walked in the room, saw the two girls on the bed, got a bloody nose, and passed out.
"What's with him?" Usagi asked.
"Yuuchirou no baka," Rei replied.
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Meanwhile, Haruka and Michiru were at their house, enjoying this request for fanservice wwwaaaaaaayyyyy too much. "You know what would be fun to do?" Michiru asked.
"What?" Haruka said.
"This," Michiru said, bent down, and preceded to censored Haruka. Haruka moaned, and censored Michiru's censored censored. Michiru smiled, and retaliated by censored Haruka's censored censored, and censored censored censored.
Oh, the power I hold. Mwa ha ha.
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"No, seriously, maybe we should take Yuuchirou-kun to a doctor or something," Usagi said, getting off the bed. Rei came to her side, and Yuuchirou woke up to see two beautiful girls leaning over him, fully clothed. Ha ha. They always were.
"Nani? Where am I?" Yuuchirou sputtered.
"My bedroom." Rei felt his forehead. "Just as I thought. Vertigo."
"You can tell that from feeling his forehead?" Usagi asked.
"Iie. But the author put me in charge of this segment, so basically I can do whatever I want." Rei got to her feet, as did Usagi. "We should probably finish sweeping."
"Rei-chan, we've been sweeping for three solid hours! A fifteen minute break isn't enough! I'M STILL TIRED!!!" Usagi wailed.
"Shut up and turn off your damn disco balls," Rei commanded, pointing to the two blue disco balls hanging from the ceiling. "Hmm. Maybe that's why Yuuchirou passed out."
Oh, fanservice is fun, isn't it?
***FIN***
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What good is a Sailor Moon fanfic without a lot of gratuitous fanservice, I ask? Well, by popular demand, here's a quick little break to bring you horrendously erotic fanservice courtesy of our favorite pretty soldiers. Let's enjoy, shall we?
Usagi and Rei were lying on Rei's bed, commenting on the sheer whiteness of Rei's ceiling, among other things.
"It's so hot in here, Rei-chan," Usagi breathed.
"Hai, it is, ne? I should do something about the thermostat," Rei replied in a throaty voice.
"Hai, that would be a good idea," Usagi said in a very low voice. "Of course, we wouldn't be so hot if we hadn't just exerted ourselves like that."
"Hai," Rei whispered, looking deeply into Usagi's twin blue orbs. (Can you say 'gag me with a spoon'? I knew you could.)
Just then, Yuuchirou (Remember him? Neither do I.) walked in the room, saw the two girls on the bed, got a bloody nose, and passed out.
"What's with him?" Usagi asked.
"Yuuchirou no baka," Rei replied.
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Meanwhile, Haruka and Michiru were at their house, enjoying this request for fanservice wwwaaaaaaayyyyy too much. "You know what would be fun to do?" Michiru asked.
"What?" Haruka said.
"This," Michiru said, bent down, and preceded to censored Haruka. Haruka moaned, and censored Michiru's censored censored. Michiru smiled, and retaliated by censored Haruka's censored censored, and censored censored censored.
Oh, the power I hold. Mwa ha ha.
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"No, seriously, maybe we should take Yuuchirou-kun to a doctor or something," Usagi said, getting off the bed. Rei came to her side, and Yuuchirou woke up to see two beautiful girls leaning over him, fully clothed. Ha ha. They always were.
"Nani? Where am I?" Yuuchirou sputtered.
"My bedroom." Rei felt his forehead. "Just as I thought. Vertigo."
"You can tell that from feeling his forehead?" Usagi asked.
"Iie. But the author put me in charge of this segment, so basically I can do whatever I want." Rei got to her feet, as did Usagi. "We should probably finish sweeping."
"Rei-chan, we've been sweeping for three solid hours! A fifteen minute break isn't enough! I'M STILL TIRED!!!" Usagi wailed.
"Shut up and turn off your damn disco balls," Rei commanded, pointing to the two blue disco balls hanging from the ceiling. "Hmm. Maybe that's why Yuuchirou passed out."
Oh, fanservice is fun, isn't it?
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