"And this one time, at band camp..."
The stories never end!
From a pillow fight you had
To a flute that became your special friend.
Your tales of band camp--
Pardon me, sex education,
Range from funny to annoying
To too much information.
When you get all stressed out
You simply get your flute
And then you play a little Bach
To improve your mood.
You were Jim's date to prom
Your sexuality was repressive.
But once you got Jim all alone
You were scarily aggressive!
Michelle, you aren't just a band geek
You have many layers.
For you are Michelle Flaherty:
Girlfriend, Dominatrix, Flute Player!