Another short chapter, gomen nasai! But don't worry...you won't have to wait forever for new chapters, so it's all good! Sailormoon doesn't belong to me! ~NV22~
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The senshi were meeting at Hikawa Jinja, discussing a plan to defeat Evil Mastermind Guy. Uranus had a detailed map, and was explaining her elaborate plan for fourth dimensional takeover. Or infiltration of Evil Mastermind Guy's base, or whatever.
"Okay, so here's the deal. We enter the Maze Of Certain Doom and turn left, right, left, right, left, left, right, left, right, right, and jump over the Miniature Pit of Eternal Darkness. Then we should be in the Chamber Of Lifelessness, where we run through the giant floor-to-ceiling Pistons Of Mild Irritation Or Complete Pancakeness, following the pattern of five seconds, three seconds, five, three, seven, nine, five, two. Finally we'll be in the guy's throne room, where we'll attack him all at once, as we've taken him by surprise by avoiding his scanners, which are hidden in all the main rooms save for the abovementioned rooms. Clear?"
The senshi stared at her, dumbfounded.
"Crystal," Mars supplied cheerfully.
"Huh? What?" Sailor Moon said, looking around confusedly. "The crystal?" She pointed to her brooch. "It's right here."
Uranus sighed, and put away her map. "Okay, here's the plan. Pluto's going to open a rip in the folds of time which will take us to the fourth dimension. There will be a giant space castle thingy, which is where Evil Mastermind Guy lives. We walk in the front door, turn left, and attack him all at once. Okay?"
"Hai!" the senshi cheered, getting to their feet. "Let's go!" They ran to the door.
Sailor Moon opened it, stepped through, and shut it behind her.
"Why is she in the closet?" Jupiter asked.
The others just shrugged.
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"Hey, look over there!" Chibi-Usa shouted. Diana looked up and saw a flash of light.
"Ooh," she drawled, "purdy cullers..."
They fell into a hypnotic trance, and a giant hand emerged from the rip in the folds of time, taking them from their post-apocalyptic universe.
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"What's up with those two?" Sailor Moon asked Pluto.
Chibi-Usa and Diana were standing, paralyzed, on a little stuffed stool in Sailor Pluto's funky Gates of Time pad.
"Beats me. Post-apocalyptic-ness will do that to you."
"Maybe it was the overall effect of getting dragged through a rip in the folds of time," Mercury suggested, but no one cared.
"Mama, just five more minutes," Chibi-Usa said, blinking.
"Chibi-Usa-chan, henshin yo," Sailor Moon commanded.
"Bite me, Sailor Moon."
"Why, you little--" Sailor Moon started, but Mars and Jupiter held her back.
"Chibi!" a familiar voice chirped.
"Damn! Is she here, too?"
***FIN***
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The senshi were meeting at Hikawa Jinja, discussing a plan to defeat Evil Mastermind Guy. Uranus had a detailed map, and was explaining her elaborate plan for fourth dimensional takeover. Or infiltration of Evil Mastermind Guy's base, or whatever.
"Okay, so here's the deal. We enter the Maze Of Certain Doom and turn left, right, left, right, left, left, right, left, right, right, and jump over the Miniature Pit of Eternal Darkness. Then we should be in the Chamber Of Lifelessness, where we run through the giant floor-to-ceiling Pistons Of Mild Irritation Or Complete Pancakeness, following the pattern of five seconds, three seconds, five, three, seven, nine, five, two. Finally we'll be in the guy's throne room, where we'll attack him all at once, as we've taken him by surprise by avoiding his scanners, which are hidden in all the main rooms save for the abovementioned rooms. Clear?"
The senshi stared at her, dumbfounded.
"Crystal," Mars supplied cheerfully.
"Huh? What?" Sailor Moon said, looking around confusedly. "The crystal?" She pointed to her brooch. "It's right here."
Uranus sighed, and put away her map. "Okay, here's the plan. Pluto's going to open a rip in the folds of time which will take us to the fourth dimension. There will be a giant space castle thingy, which is where Evil Mastermind Guy lives. We walk in the front door, turn left, and attack him all at once. Okay?"
"Hai!" the senshi cheered, getting to their feet. "Let's go!" They ran to the door.
Sailor Moon opened it, stepped through, and shut it behind her.
"Why is she in the closet?" Jupiter asked.
The others just shrugged.
***
"Hey, look over there!" Chibi-Usa shouted. Diana looked up and saw a flash of light.
"Ooh," she drawled, "purdy cullers..."
They fell into a hypnotic trance, and a giant hand emerged from the rip in the folds of time, taking them from their post-apocalyptic universe.
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"What's up with those two?" Sailor Moon asked Pluto.
Chibi-Usa and Diana were standing, paralyzed, on a little stuffed stool in Sailor Pluto's funky Gates of Time pad.
"Beats me. Post-apocalyptic-ness will do that to you."
"Maybe it was the overall effect of getting dragged through a rip in the folds of time," Mercury suggested, but no one cared.
"Mama, just five more minutes," Chibi-Usa said, blinking.
"Chibi-Usa-chan, henshin yo," Sailor Moon commanded.
"Bite me, Sailor Moon."
"Why, you little--" Sailor Moon started, but Mars and Jupiter held her back.
"Chibi!" a familiar voice chirped.
"Damn! Is she here, too?"
***FIN***