Survivors on Island Tiki

Survivors on Island Tiki

By Tiki Kiwi (Seperately known as ~*Barracuda*~ and Gravie)

Disclaimer: Bah. Jk Rowling and Square Lub Me.

ALLO! I am reporting from...er....my room...No wait. that's not exciting. I'm reporting from My House! Hm, still not exciting. I'm Reporting from a remote Island in the middle of the ocean surrounded by light blue surf....ah yes...puuuuurrrrrrrfect. I Shall say, that this Is OUR story. Not yours. Mine. Boo hoo. I shall Kindly read a story that's written by whoever reads & reviews this LOVELY fic. heh heh heh. I also will remind you that all flames shall be doused with my spit.PATCHOIE! heh. Also, the HP charecters aren't really In Charecter, but that's okay with us. We still love you Draco, even if JK makes you mean. *Hugs Life-size cardboard Draco Action figure. NOT DOLL. Action figure.* Ok, We've ranted long enough. On with the Survivor!!!!!!! buahahahahahahahahah

(Hosts Stumble onto Camera)

Sirius: *Hiccup* helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll-o heh heh heh. Loooooooooooooooooooney Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupin.

Lupin: *Rolling his eyes* Sirius, Exactly HOW MANY of those Shot glasses did you drink

Sirius: Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooney Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupin

Lupin: I take that it was more than 15.

Sirius: Siriusly Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuupin, he heh heh. Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

Lupin: Now, You're just a downright phsyco when you're drunk.

Sirius: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa yooo talkein about? Sirius isn't Drunk

Lupin: And Does Sirius Normally talk about himself in third Person?

Sirius: Sirus Doesn't appreciate your pokes at his *hiccup* ego.

Lupin: Well, Lupin doesn't like it when Sirius is drunk

Sirius: heeeeeeeeeeeeey yoo talk like meeeeee-excuse meeee Siriussssss

Charlie: Uh, Lupin, I hate to interrupt your incredibly enlightening discussion, but the camera is on.

Lupin:WHAT? HOW CAN THE FU- er. heh. heh. heh.

Sirius: *Dracula Voice* Velcome To Surviving Tiki Island!! Vi Vam your host Sirius Vack

Lupin:*in dull bored voice* and I'm Remus Lupin.

Charlie: COM'ON! Give it Some Spice! Be Like Sirius!

Lupin: Drunk?

Charlie: If That's what it takes..yesss

Lupin: Ok, I guess I shouldn't let those hyperactive lessons from Selphie and Zell go to waste. *Bounces up and down waving at the camera and talking in a really loud squeaky voice* I'M REMUS LUPIN!

Sirius: If He's Remus Lupin....I see dead people.....Now, let's get out of this deserted island paradise,*wistful tone* Where they have girls in bikinis soaking up ra- *Lupin jabs him* and go meet our contestants in their *Jurassic Park explorer tone* Natural Habitats.

Lupin: Sirius, You sound Gay.

Sirius; WHy THANK YOU! *whispers, close to Lupin* What's say you'n me get together on break time,eh?? *wide, drunked grin*

Lupin: Why Sirius, I never thought you cared.. eh hem.. CONTESTANT #1.........

(Entering the Malfoy Family Mansion. Draco sitting on the sofa)

Sirius: *Drunkn grin* Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order? You look lovely Today.. The both of yoo!

Lupin: *whispers* He had one too many shots of Whiskey

Draco: *nods* Sirius. Go to the Bathroom, and lock yourself in. Then *whispers as if a big secret* Never return....

Sirius: OO! *runs into the bathroom*

Draco: *hits himself on the head* SHI-er. SHIP! *heh heh* (this is a program for all ages.) That's the wine store....

Lupin: DRACOOOOOO!

Draco: *shrug* close enough, you CAN pee in the bottles.

Lupin:.......

Draco: O now, you're a laugh riot. *dryly*

Lupin: I have to ask you some questions.

Draco: That's nice. That's what the phsychiatrist told me. Now, He..He's spending quality time in Hell.

Lupin: *gulp*

Draco: *sweet tone* Now about those questions. *starts drawing his sword*

Lupin: *runs for the wine celler and tries to get Sirius* SIRIUS! GET OUT! THE KID'S GONNA KILL ME!

Draco:*wistful tone* funny, that's what my father said before he met the phsychiatrist. *whispers* They didn't meet in person.

Lupin: *Panicing breaks down door and runs away with sirius and Charlie*

Sirius: You're coming wit Sirius...*hiccup* To a deserted islandddddddddd *runs off*

Draco: How come everyone always does that? Good thing I'm in a good mood today. Deserted Island...hot girls *daydreaming*

Lupin: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breath* HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sirius:Welcome to good burger home of the good burger can I take you're order?!

Lupin: *heavily breathing* Now *breathe* You're just acting stupid.

Sirius: *wearing a lampshade hat* Sirius NEVER acts stoopid.

Lupin: *sarcastic* Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.. Sirius.. sober.. that's a laugh and a half.. Now, for contestant number two: Let's meet Quistis, an eighteen year old former teacher at the Garden! Erm.. Quistis??

Quistis: *Intently listens to Self-Esteem tapes* I am a good person.. I love me.. We all, love me..

Sirius: *hiccup* Naow, fer all yew shingle bachlerzzzzzzz out der, Quishtis ish a lubberly shingle lil laydeeeeeeeee. Aint dat roight, Quishtis?

Quistis: *still listening to tapes. replies in brainwashed type tone* Yes, computer automated voice, sir.

Lupin: SIRIUS! *stifles boistrous laugh*

Sirius: Naow, how about dose blonde duuuuuddes eh? Yew look loike the brunette toipe t' me, but wot do yew fink bout mishter Draaaaaaco ober dere? Hm? *drunken grin*

Quistis: The world is happy when I am happy...

Lupin: *left stage laughing*

Sirius: Would yew eber conshider mishter Shirius? Hes'h quite da looooookker dese days.. Dead sexy if yew ashk meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Eh Quishty ol gel?

Quistis: I will not accept those inferior to me.. Even those "dead sexay bachelors.."

Sirius: Yowch... Female doggie if yew ashk meeeeeee...... CURSH YEW QUISTISH!!!

Quistis: *Takes off headphones.. proper voice 'gain* Sirius? Did you say something?

Sirius: *Is dragged off stage by a very frustrated Lupin, screaming* YEW CANT CATCH MEEEE IM DA DEAD SEXAY GINGER BREAD MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!

AN: WE shall stop there, considering it is 11:30 at night, and I need my beauty sleep. (Gravie: Beauty sleep? SINCE WHEN HAS THAT BEEN AROUND!?) Also, we need to work on planning Chapter two! More appearances by your Favorite FF8 Charecters: Seifer (Mel: *whistles loudly*) (Gravie: *Cat Call*), Pirate Cid (Mel: ARGH ME MATIES!) (Gravie: AHOY MATIES! GRUEL OVERBOARD!), and Irvine (Mel: He might be cute if he got a haircut......) (Gravie: IMA COWBOY! *wears cowboy hat*). Until then....Later Days!~Mel (~*Barracuda*~) (Official Scribe.) And Gravie (Official Drunken Translater)

The Official Writers Of the Charecters.

Gravie Writes: Sirius (She's the best drunken speak around.), Pirate Cid, Squall, Ginny, Ron, Harry, Hermoine, Rinoa, Zell, Lem

~*Barracuda*~ Writes: Lupin, Draco, Quistis, Seifer, Irvine, Selphie, Fujin, Charlie, Slytherin, Fleur, Mel