Surviving Tiki Island,
More introductions….
By Kiwitiki (~*Barracuda*~ and Gravie)
AN: I LIIIIIIIVVVVVVEEEEEEE! Aren't you excited! Chapter two of Surviving Tiki Island! Well, at least you're jumping up and down on the inside…. We are excited to introduce you to the rest of our cast now! Then…Then…we shall get to the island!! WEE!
(Entering the galley)
Sirius: *Prances about singing loudly "I may be a tiny chimney sweep but I've got an enormous broom* Guuuuuud evn'ing Mishter Luuuuuuuuuuuuuupin. How be's yew tooodae? Mmm?
Lupin: *Is busy being mauled by Pirate Cid and his Gruel* Well, I don't feel so good, and Gruel doesn't look that good on me…
Pirate Cid: *gasp* A harr harr! Yeh'v n'sulted mai cookin!! YEH'LL PAY FER THAT YOU INSOLENT NINNY!! *Mercillessly pelts Lupin with steaming gruel, for the insult*
Lupin: *Scared* Um Sirius…d'you think that we could get this interview over with a move on to a more….sane constestant??
Pirate Cid: Aharr harr.. Be yeh a'sayin yeh dun loike meh fer COMPANY!!!!!! A harr harr, sick 'im, Polly! *sends ancient parrot after Lupin* *Parrot drops dead mid-flight* N'yar.. she was one day away from retirement..
Lupin: Well Pirate Cid… I Love your company..How 'bout comin' over for tea sometime?
Pirate Cid: Er.. sorry ter dis'point yeh matey, but I – er.. ain't part of that flock if yeh git me drift.. Erm.. Yah.. so.. yew kin uh.. go… away…. Uh… *slowly steps away from Lupin*
Sirius: Hm.. N'tereshtin.. There's sevendee four planks on dish wall.. Didjeh 'ear dat Luuuuuuupin?? Mmm? Ah bet yew ne'er counted alla dose fingsh.. Oiy.. Me forehead 'urts.. I fink I betta.. .uhh.. *faints*
Lupin: Balderdash…*drags unconscious Sirius off stage* Pleasure to meet you Pirate Cid….AHHH! *runs from ghost of dead bird*
Sirius: *mumbling absentmindedly* Oiyoiy.. Yew sah, are a comin wif us too a dessssssserted eyeland for a gaaaaaame… Did anyone eber tell yew dat yer shirt ish burry flatt'rin ter yeh figyoore….weeeee..*faints into unconsciousness*
Lupin: *Walks into Empty field* Well, I've dropped Sirius off to finish throwing up the rest of his alcohol…Now, We shall meet our next contestant…Seifer Almasy.
Seifer: *runs in with his girlfriend, Lem* Hey, Lupin right?
Lem: *grins* Pleasure to meet you! Now, Seifer, You told me that you had a surprise for squall!
Seifer: I Do, but Squall isn't here, and I don't want him to see us, I think he likes you.
Lem: Well, Duh. Everyone likes me…
AN: Gravie- MEL!!! STOP IT! FINE! I'll Make Myself a character! You can have Seifer…But Draco mine…. Mel- Only If I get Squall too. Gravie- *nods happily*
Seifer: *grins*
Lupin: Okay, Okay, very sentimental, but I need some information on you for our audience..
Seifer: I Love Lem.
AN: Gravie- MELLLLLLLL!!!! Mel- Okay okay okay…
Seifer: I'll give you information. My Name is….*shifty eyes* Not to be released…
Lupin: I already told them your name.
Seifer: Poosticks. I attended the garden until the Bas- *Lem Jabs him* Jerk..
Lem: Nice Save
Seifer: Why Thank you, Until the Jerk Squall kicked me out. That's when I met Lem! We joined together in forces against Squall in Rinoa! *spends the next five minutes talking about Lem, while occasionally pointing out that Squall and Rinoa are jerks* By The Way…I love Lem.
Lem: *Is busy hacking apart Trees with various weapons*
AN: Gravie- This is getting really old really fast…
Lupin: I guess I'll be leaving… *slips away unnoticed*
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Sirius: *Walks, composedly into Quistis's classroom at the Garden* Ah, 'lo there Quistis… Uh.. no hard feelings about the other day, mm? I was a bit .. drunk.. although I must say.. you do have quite the attti—oh.. yes.. um.. anyways.. I need to speak with Squall Leonhart..
Squall: *doesn't even notice Sirius in classroom; sitting at desk with his hands on his chin, admiring Quistis through glazed over eyes, lost in the world of fantasy*
Quistis: Erm.. 'lo, Sirius.. Squall, you have a visitor..
Squall: *oblivious*
Quistis: *walks over to Squall and lays a hand on his shoulder, shaking him gently* Squall, there's a dead sexy British man to see you..
Squall: *Stares at hand, wide-eyed and amazed* So does this mean we're on for Saturday!
Quistis: Uh no.. So.. about your visitor…..
Sirius: AH HEM. Yes, about this marvelous, absolutely drop-dead gorgeous visitor of yours, Squall… You've been selected to join a few other contestants on a deserted island in the middle of nowhere, competeing for one million gilleons.
Quistis: Gilleons?
Sirius: Uh.. yes.. that's what you get when you do a Harry Potter and FF8 crossover fic!! Gil + Galleons = Gilleons!!
Everyone: *lost*
Sirius: Anywho, Squall, to make you feel better for leaving all your beloved homework behind, we have a consolation prize: Quistis!!
Quistis: WHAT THE BLOODY HE--- (@#*%&(@!*#!(*@#!! SIRIUS YOU @*$%!&! GIT!!!! *Starts advancing on Sirius with handy-dandy whip*
Sirius: Uh.. Squall, Quistis, toodles! *runs out of room asap*
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Lupin: *Walks into Balamb cafeteria, as a big blur runs for the concession stand* We are now looking for Zell, Creature of the cafeteria *croc hunter voice* He Thrives on hotdogs alone! BLIMEY! That's A BIG ONE!
Sirius: *enters doing the can-can with an exuberant Xu*
Zell: *runs around stealing other people's hotdogs*
Lupin: We've got the opportunity to see him in his natural habitat, Working as stealthily as a Bouncy ball, Graceful as one of the…*gasp* Crocs…