More than penpals
The story begins in the summer holiday between the 4th and 5th year of Hogwarts. Pairing: Harry/We won't tell you yet! Ron/Hermione, Dudley/You'll see who...;)
Chapter one
It was very quiet when they rode home from the station. Harry watched the trees and buildings flashing by.
"Aren't you going a little fast, uncle?" he asked. He got a grunt as an answer.
"Grunt" But uncle Vernon slowed down a bit. He didn't want to get himself killed or injured. The time passed slowly, since it was so boring in the car. Finally they arrived at Privet Drive number 4.
Suddenly, Dudley came running... wait, RUNNING?! No, you couldn't call it running, it was more like... er... waggling... yeah! Suddenly Dudley came waggling outside. "DAD!!!! SAVE ME DADDY! THAT CREATURE FROM HELL IS CHASING ME AGAIN!!!" He came hiding behind uncle Vernon (for as much as that was possible...) when the front door opened... again.
"DUDS!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? Ah! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" A strange looking girl was standing in the doorway. She was really skinny, as if she was made in 2D. She had really big eyes which could compete with the ones of professor Trelawny, only the girl had no glasses. She had blonde, curly hair, which was almost as long as herself.
Her eyes moved from Dudley to Harry. "Oh! You must be Harry! I've heard so much about you!" she said exited. Harry doubted the fact she heard so much about him, since the Dursleys ignored him all the time, and *never* spoke about him. "Er... Hi..." he said back.
"Oh my! I'm being ignorant! I haven't even introduced myself! My name is Elmira! I'm Dudleys girlfriend! Isn't that right Duds?" "No you aren't! I hate you!" yelled Dudley, still trying to hide himself behind his dad. "You see! He really loves me!" "Wait a minute... girlfriend?! D... Dudley has a... GIRLFRIEND?!" Harry had trouble holding his laugh... "Yes! He has!" Elmira said before Dudley could denie it.
"H... How?!" Harry asked, almost bursting into hysterical laughter. "He saved me! He saved me from the mean boys in the neighbourhood!" "I just felt like fighting! I wasn't saving you! I'm not Spiderman! Spiderman only saves goodlooking girls! Not stupid ugly girls like yourself!"
"Shut up, or I'll put you on a diet... again!" Elmira said threatening. "Nooooo!! Not a diet! Anything but a diet!" yelled Dudley, and he ran away.
"Now we have time to talk Harry!" Elmira said, "Oh, we can talk about lots of stuff! I'll be here all summer!" "Why?" "Well, all of Dudleys friends are going away, so Petunia asked me to stay the whole summer, since I'm her sons girlfriend and all..." "Oh... That's er... nice..." Harry said. "Yeah, I know! I never met a criminal before! How are the kids in your school? You don't look like a criminal to me, you don't even look mean! But looks aren't everything! I've heard about your uncle too! Wow! 13 people at once! How did he do that? Was it a bomb? Or one of those machine guns?" "Oh, I guess uncle Vernon and aunt Petunia told you about St Brutus's first-rate institution for hopeless cases huh? To tell you the truth, that's not really my school..." "You can denie what you want, I won't believe you! Criminal boys are really good at lying!"
"Let's go inside, shall we?" Harry asked while grabbing his trunk. "Oh yeah! I've never seen your room! Let's go there!" And she dragged him inside, and up the stairs, with luggage and all.
"Where do you sleep?" Harry asked. "Isn't it logical? I'm Dudleys girl, so I sleep with him on his room!" "WITH him?!" Harry asked surprised. "You fit in his bed and all?!" "Well, I would fit in, because he has two supersized beds together. But I think we shouldn't go too fast, so I sleep on a stretcher... Ah! Here we are! This is your room, right?" "Yeah. Come in..." Harry put his trunk down, and sat on the bed. He closed his eyes for a moment. That's why he didn't see Elmira peeking in his trunk. "Hey, why do you have an empty birdcage in your room? Is your parrot dead?" "Parrot? Huh? Oh! No, I have an owl!" "Why would you need an owl?" "Well, to send... er.... dead mices to stupid kids...! Yeah, that's it!" Harry turned slightly red. "You're not so good at lying after all..." "WELL THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A CRIMINAL!!!" Harry screamed. "Sheesh! You don't have to get angry! If you say you're not a criminal, I believe you! I like you, you're nicer to me than Dudley. But he's still my hero! And he's... well... kinda fat too... Please don't tell him this Harry, but I think I might break up with him." "Your secret is safe with me!" Harry snickered.
"But not before the end of this summer though, because I don't want to go back home..." Harry snickered some more. 'Poor Duds!' he thought.
"I'm going now! I promised Petunia to help her with fixing dinner! Bye!" "Yeah, cya!" 'Finally, she's gone!' Harry thought. 'She talks too much!' Suddenly, he heard tapping on the window. "HEDWIG!!!" Harry yelled. He opened the window, and the snowy owl came flying in. A letter fell on the bed. Hedwig nipped Harrys finger, and sat on the bed, next to Harry, who was opening the letter...
Oeoeoeh! From whom is this mysterious letter? Is it from Sirius? Hermione? Ron? Or someone else? You'll find out in the next exiting chapter of.... More than penpals... Please revieuw! This is our first Harry fic, so we'd like to know how it is...
The story begins in the summer holiday between the 4th and 5th year of Hogwarts. Pairing: Harry/We won't tell you yet! Ron/Hermione, Dudley/You'll see who...;)
Chapter one
It was very quiet when they rode home from the station. Harry watched the trees and buildings flashing by.
"Aren't you going a little fast, uncle?" he asked. He got a grunt as an answer.
"Grunt" But uncle Vernon slowed down a bit. He didn't want to get himself killed or injured. The time passed slowly, since it was so boring in the car. Finally they arrived at Privet Drive number 4.
Suddenly, Dudley came running... wait, RUNNING?! No, you couldn't call it running, it was more like... er... waggling... yeah! Suddenly Dudley came waggling outside. "DAD!!!! SAVE ME DADDY! THAT CREATURE FROM HELL IS CHASING ME AGAIN!!!" He came hiding behind uncle Vernon (for as much as that was possible...) when the front door opened... again.
"DUDS!!! WHERE ARE YOU??? Ah! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" A strange looking girl was standing in the doorway. She was really skinny, as if she was made in 2D. She had really big eyes which could compete with the ones of professor Trelawny, only the girl had no glasses. She had blonde, curly hair, which was almost as long as herself.
Her eyes moved from Dudley to Harry. "Oh! You must be Harry! I've heard so much about you!" she said exited. Harry doubted the fact she heard so much about him, since the Dursleys ignored him all the time, and *never* spoke about him. "Er... Hi..." he said back.
"Oh my! I'm being ignorant! I haven't even introduced myself! My name is Elmira! I'm Dudleys girlfriend! Isn't that right Duds?" "No you aren't! I hate you!" yelled Dudley, still trying to hide himself behind his dad. "You see! He really loves me!" "Wait a minute... girlfriend?! D... Dudley has a... GIRLFRIEND?!" Harry had trouble holding his laugh... "Yes! He has!" Elmira said before Dudley could denie it.
"H... How?!" Harry asked, almost bursting into hysterical laughter. "He saved me! He saved me from the mean boys in the neighbourhood!" "I just felt like fighting! I wasn't saving you! I'm not Spiderman! Spiderman only saves goodlooking girls! Not stupid ugly girls like yourself!"
"Shut up, or I'll put you on a diet... again!" Elmira said threatening. "Nooooo!! Not a diet! Anything but a diet!" yelled Dudley, and he ran away.
"Now we have time to talk Harry!" Elmira said, "Oh, we can talk about lots of stuff! I'll be here all summer!" "Why?" "Well, all of Dudleys friends are going away, so Petunia asked me to stay the whole summer, since I'm her sons girlfriend and all..." "Oh... That's er... nice..." Harry said. "Yeah, I know! I never met a criminal before! How are the kids in your school? You don't look like a criminal to me, you don't even look mean! But looks aren't everything! I've heard about your uncle too! Wow! 13 people at once! How did he do that? Was it a bomb? Or one of those machine guns?" "Oh, I guess uncle Vernon and aunt Petunia told you about St Brutus's first-rate institution for hopeless cases huh? To tell you the truth, that's not really my school..." "You can denie what you want, I won't believe you! Criminal boys are really good at lying!"
"Let's go inside, shall we?" Harry asked while grabbing his trunk. "Oh yeah! I've never seen your room! Let's go there!" And she dragged him inside, and up the stairs, with luggage and all.
"Where do you sleep?" Harry asked. "Isn't it logical? I'm Dudleys girl, so I sleep with him on his room!" "WITH him?!" Harry asked surprised. "You fit in his bed and all?!" "Well, I would fit in, because he has two supersized beds together. But I think we shouldn't go too fast, so I sleep on a stretcher... Ah! Here we are! This is your room, right?" "Yeah. Come in..." Harry put his trunk down, and sat on the bed. He closed his eyes for a moment. That's why he didn't see Elmira peeking in his trunk. "Hey, why do you have an empty birdcage in your room? Is your parrot dead?" "Parrot? Huh? Oh! No, I have an owl!" "Why would you need an owl?" "Well, to send... er.... dead mices to stupid kids...! Yeah, that's it!" Harry turned slightly red. "You're not so good at lying after all..." "WELL THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT A CRIMINAL!!!" Harry screamed. "Sheesh! You don't have to get angry! If you say you're not a criminal, I believe you! I like you, you're nicer to me than Dudley. But he's still my hero! And he's... well... kinda fat too... Please don't tell him this Harry, but I think I might break up with him." "Your secret is safe with me!" Harry snickered.
"But not before the end of this summer though, because I don't want to go back home..." Harry snickered some more. 'Poor Duds!' he thought.
"I'm going now! I promised Petunia to help her with fixing dinner! Bye!" "Yeah, cya!" 'Finally, she's gone!' Harry thought. 'She talks too much!' Suddenly, he heard tapping on the window. "HEDWIG!!!" Harry yelled. He opened the window, and the snowy owl came flying in. A letter fell on the bed. Hedwig nipped Harrys finger, and sat on the bed, next to Harry, who was opening the letter...
Oeoeoeh! From whom is this mysterious letter? Is it from Sirius? Hermione? Ron? Or someone else? You'll find out in the next exiting chapter of.... More than penpals... Please revieuw! This is our first Harry fic, so we'd like to know how it is...