Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Summer Script Challenge

The Powers that Be Pro Temporae

Episode 6.09: Behold the Power

By me, JodithGrace, December and Noggins

GILES (V.O.)

Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer…

From The Witch

Buffy deflecting Catherine Madison's spell so that it goes back on her.

CUT TO:

Catherine as a trophy.

From Gingerbread:

Willow, Buffy and Amy tied to a stake with fire all around them.

Amy becomes a rat and scurries away.

From Lost Along the Way:
Buffy on the phone.

BUFFY
It's Faith…

From The Point of No Return:

Buffy's explaining Faith's death to the others.

BUFFY
(morose)
The guards found her
hanging from her bunk
earlier this afternoon.
They killed her, made it look
like a suicide.

CUT TO:

Lydia in Giles' house.

LYDIA
The new Slayer… It's Dawn…

CUT TO:

From Primevil. Buffy floating in the air with her eyes glowing and killing Adam. Giles' voiceover from The Point of No Return:

GILES (V.O.)
Its possible. The spell
we performed to defeat
Adam could have had
residual effects.

CUT TO:

From No Place Like Home

Dawn being created by the monks.

GILES (V.O.)

Dawn was created
from Buffy, after the
spell was cast. The after
effects of it were still in
Buffy's body. The Slayer lineage
could have been altered.

From The Point of No Return:

The light enveloping Spike in the magic shop.

CORDELLIA/TPTB (V.O.)
Spike will have 48 hours to finish
his unlife as a vampire. He will be
human in two days time.

The energy covers Spike.

SPIKE

Give it to me good, baby

FOCUS ON SPIKE. His face drops and his expression turns to that of disgust and confusion. He falls to his knees and begins/sobbing screaming, grabbing his stomach in pain.


LYDIA
He's human – he's got a

got a soul now.

TEASER

INTERIOR: MAGIC SHOP - MAIN - day

A normal day at the office it seems. Giles is behind the counter, serving customers while Xander is sitting at the table reading a comic. Buffy is opposite him flicking through a weapons catalogue. Anya is putting items up on shelves.

Willow walks into the Magic Shop carrying a big stack of magazines. She throws it down on the table, startling Buffy and Xander.

XANDER

Way to give a guy a heart

attack, Will!

BUFFY

What are those?


WILLOW

My mother. She's getting to

the age where she's referring

to Miss Kitty Fantastico as 'The

Grand-Cat' and trying to fix

me up with every available

male at the synagogue. These

are her latest subtle hint.

(perks up)

We're going to make paper

dolls out of them!

Anya runs from where she was standing and grabs them, holding them close like they're gold or greenbacks

ANYA

NO! Don't desecrate these

sacred books!

Weird looks from all.

ANYA

(C'tnd)

They have wedding accoutrements.

Weddings are sacred. Therefore,

these are sacred books.


WILLOW

We weren't gonna desecrate

them. The dolls are gonna

have little dresses…

ANYA

Blasphemer!

Xander gets up to comfort her.

XANDER

Ahn, I'm sure they're not all

that important.


ANYA

Not important? Do you know

what this means? It's a sign!


BUFFY

A sign…?


ANYA

That we have to start planning

things. Everything must be

perfect. These are going to

help us.


XANDER

Well, I guess it won't hurt. I

mean, we are engaged and

it's gonna happen someday…


ANYA

(flashes a smile)

See? Xander understands.

She begins flicking through the book at the top of the pile.


ANYA

Oh my God!


WILLOW

(slightly shocked)

What is it?


ANYA

(flashing a picture of a suit)

Xander has to wear this! We

have to get one. Now.

(to Giles)

I'm leaving to buy Xander a

suit!

Giles looks up from what he's doing.


GILES

No your bloody well not. At

least not until the shop closes.


ANYA

But then the bridal stores will

be closed and we won't be able

to and you don't want me to

be happy!


GILES

(a little nervous now)

Of course I do but…


ANYA

You don't want Xander and I

to have a happy marriage.

You want our relationship to

fail. I know it!

Anya gets into quite a flap. Xander holds her back.


XANDER

Ahn, honey, I'm sure this can

wait… at least until the weekend

when you don't have to work.

I love you and I don't think the

fact I don't buy a suit right away

is gonna change that.


ANYA

(reluctantly)

Well… I guess… but Giles doesn't

want us to be happy.


GILES

That's not what I…

The door opens and Lydia walks in.

LYDIA

I hope I'm not interrupting

anything.


ANYA

Only Giles wanting my future

with Xander to be ruined.


GILES

Anya!


ANYA

I'm only saying.

Lydia doesn't take much interest in this she looks into the back room and, seeing no one in there comes back.

LYDIA

So Dawn isn't here yet?


BUFFY

(wha?)

She was meant to be?


LYDIA

I told her that I would meet

her here after school. For

training.


BUFFY

She has to stay in after school

to make up for what she missed

when we were in England. And

once that's done she's got

homework to do.


LYDIA

Through the council I've

managed to make a deal

with the school. They agree

that there are other, more

important things for her to

be doing.


WILLOW

You've told her she's the

Slayer. Way to go with the

secret identity.


Of course I haven't.

As far as they know she's

helping out a local charity

in her free time.


WILLOW

And you don't at all feel

wrong about that?

Before there can be a reply Dawn walks through the door. She ignores everyone else who says "hi" and goes straight to Lydia.

DAWN

Let's go train.

CREDITS

ACT ONE

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - MAIN - day

Everyone is in the same positions as before. Lydia prepares to take Dawn into the training room.

BUFFY

Remember - you've only got

an hour! Then it's homework.


DAWN

Then I'll do it all in an hour.

No big deal.

Dawn and Lydia leave the room.


XANDER

Is it just me or is Dawn really

losing her sense of humour?


GILES

She's clearly adjusting to

being a Slayer. The same

as the rest of us.


ANYA

It was quite a shock. Not

something I saw coming.


WILLOW

And that means that her

personality takes a complete

U-turn?


BUFFY

(still staring in the direction Dawn went)

She has been through a lot

recently. She was coping so

well after mom died… I guess

when I got killed it hit her…


GILES

But she kept fighting on.


BUFFY

I know. And now she's taken

on the responsibility of

Slayerhood she's… well, I

think her whole attitude is

because she doesn't know

how to cope any other way…

Xander continues flicking through his comics.

XANDER

And talking of people who've

changed dramatically…


WILLOW

(anticipates his question)

Yeah, how is Spike? He made

his excuses and ran out of here

as fast as he could after the

spell happened.


ANYA

He hasn't been loitering the

shop for nearly a week now.

I'm actually quite concerned.


WILLOW

I guess he's adjusting to having

a soul. It can't be easy. Maybe

a few of us should…

Buffy's eyes are still fixed on the door to the training room, not listening to a word her friends say. She turns to Giles.

BUFFY

Giles, you wanna come train?


GILES

If you mean spy on Dawn then…

(pauses, off Buffy's look)

Okay.

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - TRAINING ROOM - day

When Buffy and Giles enter the room Dawn is whacking the punching bag with all her might. She's fast too, her hands are a blur.


BUFFY

Wow.

Dawn and Lydia don't notice them. Dawn stops punching and looks at her Watcher.


DAWN

Isn't there anything more I

can do? I mean, the punching

is great and all but it doesn't

seem to be making much difference.

ANGLE ON: GILES AND BUFFY.

BUFFY

Okay… who stole the real Dawn

and can we have her back please?


GILES

(astonished)

What?


BUFFY

This is the girl who hated

running laps in PE, and now

she's asking for physical

exertion… I was never like

that.


GILES

No. You just beat me up then

went out with boys.


BUFFY

Yeah. Because that was normal.

Dawn begins to doing pull ups on a bar hanging from the ceiling.

GILES

But you've changed in recent

years and no doubt Dawn

wants to emulate that example

you've given her.


BUFFY

So she wants to be as good

as me?

(Giles nods)

Because from here it looks

like she's trying to be better.

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - MAIN - day

Willow, Anya and Xander are hanging around again. Anya is flicking through all of the books.

ANYA

I like that.

(another page)

That one's beautiful. I have

to have it.

(another page)

No wait! That's better! Don't

you think that's better?

She shows the page to Willow who's a little bored.

WILLOW

I guess.


ANYA

(to Xander)

You think so though don't you?


XANDER

(from behind his comic)

Of course I do.

(looks up)

You know, maybe we should

leave this for now. You know,

until we get home before the

customers start thinking this

isn't really a magic store.

Willow is flicking through a magic book. Xander looks over her shoulder, a little interested.

XANDER

Whatcha doing?


WILLOW

Studying.


XANDER

(shudders)

You know I hate that word.


WILLOW

Not college type studying.

Magic studying.


XANDER

In my world they both fall

under the same category…

studying.


WILLOW

It's a personal project.

Cranes his neck to look.

XANDER

Ooh! Anything fun?


WILLOW

(closing the book)

Not at the moment.

(sighs)

Still nothing. It's kinda

annoying.

XANDER

I'm sure you'll do it. You and

Tara will do it.

Willow raises an eyebrow.

XANDER

Now you know I didn't mean

it like that.

BLACK OUT

ACT TWO


INTERIOR: LYDIA'S APARTMENT - night

Lydia's home is tiny, and cramped. Camera shows her door, and there is an O.S. knocking.


LYDIA (O.S.)
Who's there?

She comes into the camera view, wearing her normal attire.


DAWN (O.S.)

It's me.

Lydia opens the door, and we see Dawn standing in the doorway.

LYDIA

Yes, come in.

Dawn walks in and stands in the small entryway.


DAWN

So, where are we headed tonight?

LYDIA

Well, we shall be patrolling

through seven cemeteries

around this area. Though

I'd like to go through a few

more, I fear that we won't have

enough time before sunrise, to

patrol –


She's interrupted as the phone rings. The camera pans around, and Lydia picks it up.

LYDIA

(into phone)

Hello?

(pause)

Oh…

She covers the mouthpiece and looks over to Dawn.


LYDIA

Dawn, could you begin patrolling.

I'll meet up with you in several

minutes.


DAWN

(shrugs)

Sure.

She picks up and axe from a bag of weapons and walks out the door. The camera follows her out of the apartment…

EXTERIOR: LYDIA'S APARTMENT - night

…And across the street to a wall surrounding a cemetery. As a good watcher, Lydia, of course, has taken residence near a graveyard.


As we follow Dawn we hear the conversation between Lydia and Quentin Travers.

LYDIA (V.O.)

It's okay. She's gone.


TRAVERS (V.O.)

Good, good. How is the young

Slayer progressing?

Dawn jumps over the wall into the cemetery.


LYDIA (V.O.)

Very well… excellently in fact.

I'm astonished at the rate

her abilities are developing.


TRAVERS (V.O.)

It's to be expected. She is

a very special Slayer.

CUT TO:

EXTERIOR: CEMETERY - night

Dawn looks around. She hears a noise and quickly spins on her heels.

LYDIA (V.O.)

Yes, as I informed you, Mr.

Giles was able to identify

the cause for her calling.

The spell cast on her sister

that brought forth the ancient

Slayer powers. I was surprised

you didn't tell me before I left…

Dawn walks carefully around the gravestones. She stops occasionally to sniff the air.


TRAVERS (V.O.)

Yes, yes of course. And how

is the other Slayer reacting

to all of this?

Dawn sees a group of demons gathered around a patch of ground. It seems they're casting a spell of sorts.


LYDIA (V.O.)

She's incredibly shocked. It's

taken her by surprise and I

get the impression she's rather

jealous of Dawn's progress.

Dawn readies the axe in her hands.

TRAVERS (V.O.)

Anything else?

Dawn walks towards the group of demons slowly and quietly.

LYDIA (V.O.)

Well, she is concerned with

the way Dawn is acting. She

clearly has her mind on her

job but to the Slayer and her

friends seem to think she's

losing her… emotions. As

ridiculous as that sounds.

ANGLE ON: THE DEMONS

They are chanting. One of them has a book in its hand. A swirling energy appears in between them.

Suddenly one of the demons falls forwards, its head missing. The others spin around to see Dawn ready to fight.

TRAVERS (V.O.)

Indeed. Well, I do suggest

you try to make her act a

little less conspicuous. We,

uh, we don't want dissension

in the ranks now do we?

The demons attack. Dawn embeds the axe into the chest of one of them.

LYDIA (V.O.)

Of course. I'll suggest that

when I meet up with her.

Dawn pulls out a knife from a holder strapped around her leg. She spins around and throws it. It lands in a demon's head.

TRAVERS (V.O.)

Is that all?

Dawn knocks a demon back with the handle of the axe before knocking it to the ground. She dives on top of it and twists its neck with a loud crack.

LYDIA (V.O.)

I believe so, yes.

There are four demon bodies scattered all over the place in various states. Dawn looks around suspiciously. She spins around suddenly and hurls the axe. It decapitates the fleeing demon.

ANGLE ON: The demon's head as it rolls across the ground and lands next to a pair of feet. We PULL UP to see it's Lydia.

LYDIA

Ah, you've started already.


CUT TO:

EXTERIOR: ANOTHER CEMETERY - night

Buffy is walking through the graveyard, swinging a stake at her side. She's really bored, and has obviously not run into many vamps.

BUFFY

(Urgh.)

What happened to all my

bloodsucking friends? Yeesh.


She suddenly stops in her tracks and perks up, the camera pans, and we see two men standing behind her, pretty much obviously vampires, but not in game face.

VAMPIRE 1

Hey, you.


VAMPIRE 2

What are you doing here,

at night?


Buffy faces them, looking innocent. We get a view of her back, where she's holding her stake, in one hand.


BUFFY

Me? I enjoy the scenery.


VAMPIRE 2

Well, you shouldn't be

ut so late.


VAMPIRE 1

Yeah, you never know

what kind of creeps

are hanging around here.


BUFFY

(Mock Sadly)

Yeah, I know.


Vampire 1 turns to his friend with a heavy sigh.


VAMPIRE 1

(Such a gentlemen!)

Say, how 'bout we escort

this fine young lady home?


BUFFY

(Playing along)

Oh, no thank you. I'm afraid

I was told never to accept

offers from strange men.


VAMPIRE 2

(Charming)

Well, then, how about we

introduce ourselves? Then,

we won't be strangers

anymore!


BUFFY

Ok, well, fine. But first, I

wanna guess your names.


The vampires shrug at each other, then turn back to Buffy, and smile.

Buffy nods and points to the first vampire.

BUFFY

(Cont'd)

Well, I'm guessing you're

"Ugh!" And you're friend is

"Oh God!"


The vampire's look confused, and give Buffy an odd look.


BUFFY

(Cont'd)

Cause, my name's Buffy,

what's your name?


VAMPIRE 1

(Dawning revelation)

Buffy? As in… Oh crap.

Buffy charges the vampires, and the first vampire doesn't have time to put on his game face as she drops kicks him in the gut. He falls to the ground, with a thud.

VAMPIRE 1

(moaning in pain)

Ugh!


Buffy turns to the other one, who throws a lazy punch her way. She grabs the fist, and brings her arm up into his elbow, breaking the vampire's arm.

VAMPIRE 2

(Hysterical)

Oh God!!!

Buffy makes quick work, staking both vampires.

BUFFY

(quietly)

Whatta you know? I was

Right.


She continues walking, for a few moments, till we see, from her POV Spike's crypt. She hears something crash, and quickens her pace over to the large stone building.

INTERIOR: SPIKE'S CRYPT - night

As she throws the door open, we see Spike is desperately trying to kick a bunch of glass into the corner. He turns as she enters, and immediately tries to wipe away the obvious tears that are running down his cheeks.

BUFFY

Spike? Are you… Crying?

SPIKE

(Manly man)

Me? Crying? Bah. N…

Never.


Buffy isn't convinced, but says nothing. She takes a few more steps, then gestures to the glass on the floor.

BUFFY

What happened?


Spike looks confused. Then he gets that she's talking about the glass.

SPIKE

Oh, uh… nothing.

Dropped a bottle.


BUFFY

(Eh?)

You dropped a bottle?

Mister edgy reflex guy?

Spike looks a little dazed, as if suddenly struck with a thought and takes a while to answer.

SPIKE

(out of it.)

Yeah…

Buffy knows something's up, and she's had enough of it.

BUFFY

(To the point.)

Spike, what's wrong?

Spike is still dazed.

BUFFY

(Cont'd)

Spike?

SPIKE

(Waking up)

Oh… uh, nothing…


BUFFY

(Forceful)

Come On Spike, what's up?

He sort of leans towards Buffy, almost as if he's letting on a big secret.

SPIKE

(Reluctant)

It's... It's all these memories,

luv. You don't know what

it's like... to see every face, to

hear every scream... and to

know that back then, you

really didn't give a rats ass.

And that eats at you.

That's what's wrong, Buffy.

Buffy goes fish mouth, you know, not sure what to say. It hits her, that maybe he deserves a lot more Slack then she's been giving him. He really does care, now. And just because she's angry that Angel didn't get this, doesn't mean she should give Spike the cold shoulder.

BUFFY

(quiet)

Look… Spike…


Spike looks up, tears brimming in his eyes. We see the pang of guilt in Buffy's expression.

BUFFY

(Cont'd)

Do you wanna… maybe

come to my place.


Spike gives her a confused look, and Buffy's eyes widen.

BUFFY

(Embarrassed)

I mean, like, for dinner. Cause,

you know, being human can

provide a real need for non

blood-like food.

Spike gives her cautious look, which turns into a small smile.

SPIKE

(shrugs)

Yeah, why not.

BLACK OUT

ACT THREE

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - MAIN - day

Buffy and Dawn are at the counter, Anya behind it, leafing through Bridal magazines. All are looking idly, except for Anya who is reading avidly. There are a few customers browsing in the shop. Willow and Tara are moving oddly around the shop…we can't tell what they are doing. Anya is trying to keep one eye on the customers and one on her book.

ANYA

Look at this gown! It is

magnificent. What is

Alencon lace, anyway?


BUFFY

I don't know but it is very

pretty.

(She looks more closely at the photo)

Uh, Anya, this dress has a

12-foot train.


ANYA

Do you think that's too long?

BUFFY

About 12 feet too long. I

Think you pretty much need

a cathedral for a dress like

this. And a matching Prince.

(At Anya's look)

Not that Xander isn't a prince,

In his own non-royalty kind

of way. And have you looked

at the price?


ANYA

(looks at the price)

Oh! Well, perhaps the train is

a bit long at that. Moving on.

We really have to decide on

bridesmaids' dresses. Oh and

I need a flower girl. Dawn,

would you ..

Dawn looks up. She's clearly trying to heed Lydia's advice and act natural - but even this is too much for her.

DAWN

(a little coldly)

I'm fifteen years old.

Flower girls are about five!


ANYA

But I really want one. Do you

think I could rent one? And one

of those ring bearers too?

ANGLE ON: WILLOW AND TARA

They are still walking around the shop strangely.

WILLOW

(Following something on the floor)

I think Amy really likes her new

rolly ball.

We see Amy the rat on the floor in a large plastic ball.

TARA

She keeps going for the stairs,

but I 'm heading her off at the

pass.

ANGLE ON: BUFFY, DAWN AND ANYA

ANYA

Buffy, Willow, what do you think

of these bridesmaid dresses?


BUFFY

(making a face to Willow)

Uh, gee… I didn't even know

they could DO that with ruffles.


WILLOW

(comes over and looks at photo)

What color would you call that,

exactly?


ANYA

Lime


BUFFY

(rolling her eyes)

Sorry… I can't wear lime.

It's… lame.


WILLOW

(giggling)

Well, I can't wear teal…it has

no appeal.


DAWN

(raising an eyebrow)

And turquoise… just annoys.


TARA

(who has also come over to look)

Uh, what rhymes with lavender?


ANYA

You don't understand. The

bridesmaids are supposed to

look ugly, so that the bride

looks even prettier! I would

prefer it if you cut off all of

your hair and maybe had

warts but I think I'll have to

make do with you as you are.


BUFFY

Uh thanks. I think.

ANGLE ON: AMY RAT

While the girls continue talking, we are following Amy as she rolls her ball towards the stairs, which lead to the forbidden bookcase. She rolls her ball at the stairs so hard that the ball splits open. We see Amy escape and take off up the stairs.

ANGLE ON: SCOOBIES AT THE COUNTER

Willow suddenly looks around.


WILLOW

Where's Amy?


TARA

I thought you had her.


They discover the ball by the stairs, empty.


WILLOW

She's missing. Amy is missing!


ANYA

(to customer)

Have you seen a large brown

rat?


CUSTOMER

A Rat? There's a rat loose in

the store?


Customers start squealing, and screaming etc. and hastily leave the store.


ANYA

(following after them)

Wait, don't leave! Stay here

and buy things! Our rat won't

hurt you. She's really a witch.

But a good witch. Well, an okay

witch, anyway.

(To Willow and Tara)

Now look what you've done!

You've scared away all our

customers!


WILLOW

I wasn't the one who announced

that a rat was loose.


ANYA

Well, you were the one who

left her unattended!


BUFFY

Hey, how about blaming each

other after we find her? I don't

see her behind the bookcase.

How about under the counter?

Willow goes to look under the counter. Anya starts looking in the display cases.


ANYA

I've got some dried rats here!


DAWN

(who is crawling on the floor)

Ewwww!


WILLOW

No luck here.


TARA

(from the back)

No sign of her in the training room.


At that moment Xander comes in with a large cardboard box.


XANDER

Hi guys. It's lunch break man!


ANYA

It's Xander! Quick, hide the

wedding books! It's bad luck

for him to see my potential

dress!


BUFFY

Anya, I think it's only bad luck

for the groom to see the bride

on the day of the wedding. I

don't think that looking at

Bridal magazines will hurt

anything.


XANDER

Hey, she wants to hide those

magazines…I'm not complaining

here. I had to go through

those things all night.


DAWN

(winking at Xander)

I guess you told her about that

superstition, huh. What's in the

box?


XANDER

Thought you'd never ask. My

construction company is finally

demolishing ye olde Sunnydale

High School.


WILLOW

Ah…the final resting-place of

his not so honorable hizzoner?


XANDER

Yep. They're putting up an office

building.


BUFFY

An office building on the

Hellmouth… now why does

that strike me as a typical

Sunnydale bad idea?


XANDER

Don't ask me… some legal firm

from LA bought the property.


BUFFY

So what's in the box?


XANDER

I've been scavenging, one

step ahead of the wrecking

ball. Look at all the cool stuff

I found.


He puts the box on the table and takes things out, one by one.


XANDER

(C'tnd)

Look…one Sunnydale yearbook,

property of Jonathan Levinson.

(He opens it and looks at signatures)

Buffy, you wished him a happy

summer. Willow, so did you.

Uh…me too, I guess.


WILLOW

Poor Jonathan. I guess we

should return it to him.


XANDER

(reaches into the box and pulls out a…)

One trumpet, only slightly

dented, from the band room.


He blows a few very sour notes. On everybody's reaction, he puts the trumpet down.


XANDER

And then there's this…


He removes a cheerleading trophy from the box.


ANYA

Oh, is that for your doll collection?


XANDER

Anya, they are not dolls. They

are action figures. And no… this

isn't for my collection. Look at

the inscription. "Catherine Madison

1976".


WILLOW

Wow. That's Amy's mother.


ANYA

Amy had a mother? A non-rat

type mother?


BUFFY

Amy said that her mother was

a champion cheerleader. That's

why her Mom stole her body

that time, and tried to recapture

her glory. Not long after I

came to Sunnydale.


DAWN

So what are you going to do

with it? Xander? Hey, earth

to Xander!


Xander is staring at the face of the trophy.


XANDER

Huh? Oh. Uh, I just thought

that maybe Amy would like

it in her cage…make it more…

homey.


BUFFY

Well, that's a lovely thought

Xander, very touching, except

that Amy and her mother didn't

exactly get along.


WILLOW

Her mother made the Wicked

Witch of the West look like the…

(lamely)

…uh, Good Witch of the North.

By comparison.


DAWN

What ever happened to her

anyway?


WILLOW

Nobody knows. She aimed

some really nasty spell at

Buffy who deflected it with

a mirror.


BUFFY

The spell went back at her,

but since I don't know what

it was supposed to do, I don't

know what happened. I mean,

Poof! She just disappeared.

Xander what are you doing?


XANDER

(who is still staring at the trophy)

It's the weirdest thing. I

keep thinking that this

trophy is looking at me.

And I can almost hear this

little voice, saying, "Help

me." Like in The Fly. Remember?


Suddenly we hear Tara's voice from upstairs.


TARA (V.O.)

Uh, if anybody's interested,

I found Amy.


XANDER

Amy was missing?


Everybody looks guilty, since they had forgotten about the missing rat.


TARA (V.O.)

Willow, come up here quietly

and bring the ball.


Willow picks up the ball pieces and creeps upstairs.


INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - UPSTAIRS - day

There is Tara watching Amy who is sitting serenely on a book. It is a small home-made book, like a diary. Willow scoops up Amy and puts her in the plastic ball. Tara picks up the book and looks through it. We can see that the pages are hand-written, with drawings and lists of ingredients, like a cookbook…or a spell book. There is a name in the flyleaf. Catherine Madison. Her book. Followed by a paragraph in Latin, which says, basically, keep out on pain of death!


WILLOW

Amy's mother's spell book.

Maybe Amy's rat spell is in

here!


TARA

Amy led us to this book.

How could she have known

this book was up here?


WILLOW

I told you she was getting

smarter.


TARA

This was more than smart.

Giles must have salvaged this

from the Madison house before

they foreclosed on it. But that

was after Amy became a rat.

She must have sensed it up

here, somehow.


They bring Amy and the book back downstairs.


INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - MAIN - day

Xander is still communing with the trophy. They put Amy on the table, surrounded by books, so she can't roll off. Xander puts the trophy down next to the ball, with the face turned toward Amy. Amy reacts to the trophy. She stares at the trophy's face. There is a palpable energy in the room.


WILLOW

Wow. Do you feel that? That

energy?


TARA

Between Amy and the trophy?

That's really weird.


WILLOW

(frantically leafing through the spell book)

This is very exciting! Maybe

the trophy will prove to be

the catalyst we need to change

Amy!


XANDER

Do you think that's wise? I

mean putting a catalyst next

to a rat!


BUFFY

Shut up, Xander…did you say

that the trophy was talking to

you?


XANDER

Did I say that?


WILLOW

Here is a spell. It's kind of

general… it doesn't specify

animals exactly… but it's

about releasing a spirit

trapped in another form.

This could be it!


ANYA

Great. So what expensive items

are you planning to steal now?


BUFFY

Anya, do you really want Amy

to remain a rat forever? Just

think. For the rest of her life…

no chance to fall in love, to get

married…no pretty lace dress

for Amy. No sex…


ANYA

(looking at Xander)

Okay. Take what you need.


Willow and Tara go over to the counter and gather some supplies.


BUFFY

We should get some clothes

for her. She'll probably come

back naked.


XANDER

(suddenly interested)

Naked? Wow. I guess that

makes sense.


BUFFY

Clothes, Xander. Training

room. Now?


XANDER

Oh yeah, sure.


He tears himself away from Amy and goes into the training room.


Willow and Tara come back to the table with a bowl full of ingredients. They chant an incantation:


WILLOW AND TARA

(together)

Oh Displaced Spirit, lost to roam

Find your body and make it home!




They throw a lit match into the bowl. There is a flash of light and a big cloud of smoke. When the smoke clears, there is Amy, still a rat, and a woman in a cheerleading outfit, standing on the table. Xander comes running in holding a bundle of clothing.


XANDER

Whoa! You're not naked! And

you're old enough to be….

Amy's…. mother?


BLACK OUT

ACT FOUR

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX

Catherine Madison jumps off the table. Willow, Tara, Dawn, Buffy and Xander are surrounding her. They are wary, unsure of what condition she is in, or how dangerous she might be. Catherine is feeling herself, as if to establish that she is indeed flesh and blood, and looking around wildly. She focuses on Xander.


CATHERINE

(pointing at him)

You!


XANDER

(afraid)

Me?


CATEHRINE

You did this!


XANDER

(babbling)

Well, it wasn't just me. Uh.

Willow and Tara here actually

did the spell. Well, they found

your spell book, actually, and

we didn't really know that…


CATHERINE

Quiet!


Xander shuts up mid word. Willow and Tara join hands, ready to fight her if they have to.


CATHERINE

(after a beat)

Thank you.


WILLOW

(with a sigh of relief)

Uh, Mrs. Madison…how are you?


CATHERINE

(wild eyed)

What happened to the high

School? One minute I was in

the trophy case, the next

minute I was on the ground,

and there were no more people.

For YEARS!


WILLOW

Well, the school kind of blew

up. There was a giant demon…

the mayor actually, kind of put

a damper on graduation. Though

we all did graduate. Well, not

Amy, actually.


CATHERINE

(looking around)

Amy? My Amy? Where is she?


BUFFY

Uh, Mrs. Madison, maybe you

had better sit down, and we'll

get you some uh, coffee? This

must all be a really big shock

for you.


Catherine collapses into a chair, not noticing Amy in her ball, frantically pawing at the plastic.


CATHERINE

(dreamily)

Coffee! Food!

(She looks down at her cheerleading outfit)

Clothes! Do you have any idea

what it has been like these last…


WILLOW

Four years. I can't even begin

to imagine, Mrs. Madison.


Catherine bursts into tears.


CATHERINE

(wildly, and as she becomes more

agitated, energy begins to swirl

around the room)

N-no. You c-can't. I-I know

what you are thinking. That

I am p-probably crazy, and

angry and looking f-for

revenge. And I was, b-believe

me. For years! If you had

turned me back during those

years of watching students

pass me every day, ignoring

me, laughing and living their

lives, I would have t-torn you

apart!

(She begins to calm down)

But, then the school…blew up,

and I was alone. And I had time

to…to think about things. About

Amy. And how I treated her.

About how I would have done

things differently...using my power

for good instead of evil. I thought

that I was doomed to remain a

trophy forever, and I had no one

to blame, but myself.


WILLOW

Mrs. Madison. Uh, I have

something to tell you. About

Amy.


ANYA

She's a rat.


WILLOW

Thank you, Anya. Tactful, as

always.


ANYA

Thank you.


CATHERINE

A rat? How?


BUFFY

Well, it was a bad situation.

There were some parents who

formed an association against

witches. They had Willow and

me and Amy tied to stakes.

They were going to burn us.

Amy turned herself into a rat

to escape. We, uh, had to use

other methods.


TARA

We've been trying to turn her

back, but with no luck. But we

have taken very good care of

her.


WILLOW

She gets the very best food...

Purina Rat Chow.


ANYA

And they have used up lots of

expensive ingredients in

attempting to turn her back.


Willow hands the ball with Amy in it to Catherine.


CATHERINE

(She is smiling)

This is Amy?

WILLOW

We're really sorry.


CATHERINE

It's a family trait, really. The

whole animal thing. I have

this aunt back east? Well,

when my mother was young,

the two of them were always

doing stuff like this. One time

Ophelia turned my mom into

a toad for six months and hid

her in the basement. Because

Mom stole her boyfriend.

(She shakes her head, smiling)

I guess when Amy felt threatened,

it was just instinct.


WILLOW

You don't seem very upset.


Catherine puts the ball down on the floor and snaps her fingers. Suddenly, Amy appears on the floor, naked, but in a PG-13 position, as in Something Blue. Buffy grabs the clothing from Xander who is watching in shock, and the girls quickly surround Amy and dress her in a sweat suit. She stands up in a daze and sees her Mother.


AMY

M-mother?


CATHERINE

Amy!


They hug. There is a general hugging moment, with everybody, welcoming Amy back to humanity at last. There is a hubbub of people adlibbing, explaining what year it is, etc.


AMY

My God…this is incredible!

ANGLE ON: WILLOW AND TARA

WILLOW

(looks at Tara)

Why didn't we ever think of

snapping our fingers?

ANGLE ON: AMY, still trying to get used to everything around her.

AMY

I can't believe I missed my

whole senior year! And the

prom! And graduation!


XANDER

Well, the prom was kind of

cool…but graduation, not

so much.


AMY

(Looking at Willow and Tara)

And you two! It's really

unbelievable!


WILLOW

What, that it took us so long to

get you back? I'm really sorry

about that. We tried all kinds

of spells…


AMY

No! That you and…Tara…I

mean, Ewwww! Didn't it

ever occur to you to put a

cover on my cage?


WILLOW

(blushing)

Oh! That. Well, uh, we didn't

really realize that you were,

uh, watching.


AMY

Well, excuse me for being a

nocturnal animal!


BUFFY

You could have put your paws

over your eyes.

(Demonstrates)


AMY

Oh, you're one to talk. Hey,

what ever happened to that

Riley guy you used to have

over? He was cute!


BUFFY

(blushing now too)

Uh, it's kind of a long story,

Amy. One of many long stories.

I'm afraid you've missed a lot.

(Indicating Catherine)

Both of you. Is there anything

we can do? I have some, uh,

Mom style clothes at home.


CATHERINE

What happened to our house?


XANDER

I'm afraid the bank foreclosed on

it last year. Nobody knew where

you were.


AMY

I held the fort until the whole

rat incident. Sorry, Mom.


CATHERINE

Well, I guess we'll just have

to start over, won't we? This

is sort of a second chance for

us. Maybe we can go back East,

reconcile with my aunt. Go into

the family business.


AMY

Oh no…not that, please! Anything

but that!


XANDER

Uh…what is the family business,

I'm afraid to ask?


CATHERINE

Madison's Gourmet Cheese!

Well, I'm sure we'll find

something to do… Say… isn't

that my spell book?


ANYA

(grabbing the book)

This book is now the property

of the Magic Box. Mr. Giles paid

for it fair and square at the

auction.


Catherine blinks her eyes, and the book flies out of Anya's hands and into Catherine's.


CATHERINE

Afraid not. I'm going to need

this, if Amy and I are going

to get anywhere in this world.


XANDER

Mrs. Madison isn't that the kind

of thinking that got you into this

mess in the first place?


CATHERINE

(starting to get angry, causing eddies of energy to swirl around her)

You presume to judge me?


XANDER

Who, me? Judge? No way.

You do what you've gotta

do, Mrs. M.


WILLOW

Librum!


The book flies out of Catherine's hand and into Willow's.


WILLOW

(calmly but firmly, taking Tara's hand)

We may not be good at rats,

Mrs. Madison. But we are really

good at bitch goddesses from hell.

So unless you have as much power

as that, I suggest that you leave

here now.


AMY

Uh, Mom? I've seen some of

the stuff they can do. They're

really good.


Catherine

What...these…girls?


She looks at Willow and Tara, and nods and they split apart, Willow flying to one side of the shop, and Tara to the other.

Willow and Tara get up and look at each other, and then at Catherine. With a nod, they suddenly suspend Catherine about five feet in the air between them.


CATHERINE

(struggling wildly in mid air)

Let me down!


WILLOW

I'm sorry Mrs. Madison. We've

seen what you can do with this

spell book. We can't let you have

it.

Willow takes the book, whispers something and drops it in a trash can.

WILLOW

Incindiare!

Flames rise from the trash can, and then die down. Willow and Tara slowly let Catherine down.


CATHERINE

(realizing that she is outmatched)

Come on, Amy. Let's get out

of this two-bit town.


Amy

Bye guys… and thanks… for

everything.


Catherine grabs Amy's hand and drags her out of the Magic shop.


ANYA

Willow…You owe Giles $250

for that book. I can't believe

that you burned up a valuable

book like that!


BUFFY

Or any book, for that matter.

You who won't even dog-ear

a page!


Willow walks over to the trashcan and takes out the book, totally unscathed.


WILLOW

(smiling broadly)

Protection spell. I'll go put

this bad boy away.

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - UPSTAIRS - day

We follow her upstairs where she goes to replace the book, but instead, hides it away somewhere for later retrieval. She rearranges the books on the shelf, so there is no space.

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - MAIN - day

Meanwhile the others are cleaning up the mess left by flying witches.


XANDER

Imagine being trapped in that

trophy for four years! It's a

wonder she was as sane as

she was.


BUFFY

Do you think they'll be all right?


TARA

(as Willow is coming down the stairs)

Amy and her mom? As long

as they realize that p-power

can be dangerous, and can

corrupt even those with the

best intentions.

As she says this she is subtly inspecting Willow for signs of the spell book.


WILLOW

(looking innocent)

I can't believe we never tried

snapping our fingers.

BLACK OUT

INTERIOR: MAGIC BOX - MAIN - afternoon

Several hours have passed. Giles is talking to Buffy and can't believe everything that's happened.

GILES

So you've let two potentially

dangerous witches loose on

the general public?


WILLOW

(pitching in)

We gave them a little slapped

wrist… in the floating them five

feet in the air kind of way.

BUFFY

And I'm sure they'll act a lot

nicer now. They haven't got

their favourite spell book anymore.


WILLOW

And they were nowhere near

powerful enough to perform

major spells without one.

GILES

Well, I suppose it could be

worse.


BUFFY

Exactly!

Giles begins to go through the cash register to get the daily takings.

GILES

I trust Spike won't be staying

for lunch again tonight.


XANDER

Spike stayed for lunch with

you guys?


BUFFY

I met up with him. He seemed

like he needed the company.


XANDER

So he is still around. I was

kinda starting to worry.


ANYA

The soul thing is really getting

him down.


WILLOW

I can't imagine the pain he

must be going through

Buffy nods. There's a knock on the door - it's Lydia and she wants to get in but the shop is locked up. Giles goes to unlock it.

BUFFY

(continuing)

I wanted to spend more time

with him… to talk… but he

wants to be on his own. I think

we just need to give him time.

Lydia joins them all.

LYDIA

Where's Dawn?


BUFFY

She's in the back room training.


LYDIA

Then I'd better take her out

on patrol.

(looks at the mess which is still being cleared up)

What happened here?

WILLOW

A couple of witches trying to

take over the place. Same old.


LYDIA

Witches? I hope you're all

okay.


BUFFY

It was just Amy and her mom.

They're both back in their

normal forms but it'll take

some getting used to.


LYDIA

Amy? As in the rat girl I've

been informed of.

(Buffy nods)

The one who knows your

identity?


BUFFY

(shrugs)

She's cool with it.


LYDIA

If she has potential for evil

I don't think "she's cool with

it" is going to suffice. Doesn't

the term secret identity mean

anything to you? ? I'm surprised

the whole world doesn't know

by now!

Buffy just sighs. She walks away from a potential argument. Giles steps in.


GILES

I'm sure the Madisons have

other things on their minds

right now… like getting used

to society again. They probably

won't even consider telling

anyone about Buffy's role as

the Slayer… and even if they

did people would think they're

mad. From my experience that's

what usually happens.


LYDIA

Still… my Slayer wouldn't do

that.

She turns around. Her eyes are practically burning with fire. She's not amused. She's about to say something when Giles puts his hand on her shoulder.

GILES

(quietly)

Don't…

Buffy nods and calms down. Dawn comes from the training room.

DAWN

Are we patrolling?


LYDIA

Ye…


BUFFY

(interrupting)

The two of us, yeah.


LYDIA

Bu…


BUFFY

C'mon.

The two Slayers walk out through the door leaving Lydia watching them. She's clearly not happy with being dismissed by Buffy. We focus on her face as we…

BLACK OUT

END