A/N Please
review. Also, yes, I know, it stops
rhyming for a little bit around the time prophet part. That is because it is a direct quote from
the TV show.
Aboard
the Lexx you will find Kai
He is
one real cool dead guy
Long
ago before he was dead
Into
battle his people he led
Planets
were being conquered by His Shadow, divine
Kai
knew they did not have much time
Away to
the Time Prophet he did go
But the
Brunnen-G said "No no no"
To
leave the planet would be a crime oh so high
Kai
knew he'd be sentenced to die
This,
of course, did not cause him to stay
So his
girlfriend said they'd no longer play
Still
away to the prophet's moon he went
She
didn't even charge him a cent
The
prophet told him a prophecy true
Tell
you what she said I shall do
"I
look into the cycles of time
Not
very clearly mind you
I gaze
into future-past
And I
see the Brunnen-G Doomed
But Kai
you'll be the last to die
And
there is something else I see
His
Shadow's order will be destroyed
At the
hands of the last Brunnen-G"
Kai was
excited by this development new
So he
hastily returned to Brunnis-2
When he
got back they were oh so pissed
The
rules of their planet Kai had dissed
He was
accused of treason most high
He was
found guilty, sentenced to age and die
In a
prison Kai was locked away
But the
Brunnen-G talked to others for the first time ever that day
Then
they realized their world was doomed
They
went into a suicidal gloom
But Kai
convinced them they had to fight
And
they did attack that very night
They
went up against His Shadow's forces
They
were killed before they could change their courses
But Kai
crashed into His Shadow's pod
A knife
was stuck into Kai's hot bod'
His
Shadow kept Kai's body un-dead
And in
a cold box proto-blood he was fed
For two
thousand years Kai was deceased
Kept as
an assassin for His Shadow the beast
But one
day he got memories from an old shadow brain
They
were from him and others he'd slain
Soon
after that Kai cut open His Shadow's head
But
unfortunately its essence wasn't dead
It fled
to the Giga-Shadow, which was a big bug
But
after Squish got to its brain its grave was dug
Too bad
it wasn't His Shadow's essence's day to die
For it
still lived on through Kai
But
perhaps one day when the universe is done
And
Mantrid is no longer having his fun
Then
the last of the essence will be destroyed
Under Xev's
boot like a little play toy
A/N Don't
forget to review
