Gabi and Colleen gasped. "Alastor Moody!" they exclaimed in unison.

Seamus looked confused. "That old Auror with the weird eye?"

Then as reality slowly set in they started to laugh until they couldn't control themselves anymore. "Draco's....ha!....psycho killer...ha!"

"What?" Seamus asked still not understanding.

* * *

Draco Malfoy lay wrapped contently in the arms of his lover. Little did he know that his lover was a mass murderer or that he had Draco's former flame, Zarya, captive in another room of the house.

Allie ran his fingers through Draco's silky, blond hair. "Mmm," he moaned as he felt Draco's tongue licking its way across his chest.

"Draco," he said breathlessly as he felt Draco's tongue go lower, "there's something I've been wanting to try with you..."

"Is it kinky?" Draco asked curiously cocking his head slightly to one side.

"Erm...sort of," Allie said thoughtfully.

"Ok then."

Allie grinned widely.

* * *

Meanwhile, all the other Angels were still searching the house for their missing Angel and for any other victims. But the house was huge and they were having trouble finding anything.

"This is like looking for a needle in a haystack," Macabre said as they turned another corner. She looked down the lengthy hallway and sighed. "Scratch that. What do you call a super-sized haystack?"

"Guys! Guys!" cried a voice. They all turned around to find Colleen and Gabi apparating into the house. "Seamus isn't the Mary Sue Murderer! Alastor Moody is!"

Emily shuddered. "I always thought his eye was creepy. Always wandering..."

"No, not him," Colleen corrected. "His grandson, Allie."

"Oh I know," Emily said sheepishly. "He's always looking at my ass."

The other girls snickered.

"So what should we do?" Brandie asked.

"I say: Find Zarya then kick his ass." Gabi grinned. "All in favor?" All the girls raised their hands. "OK then. Where do we think Zarya is."

"Guys! Angels!" shouted another voice as if on cue. "Over here."

The Angels gasped. "That sounds like Zarya."

They threw open a door to reveal their missing friend who had managed to untie herself from Moody's ropes. "You have the best timing," said Jacki in awe.

"Moody's the Mary Sue Murderer," Colleen piped up.

"Oh, I know," Zarya sighed. "I could tell by the way he was always looking at my ass."

"Thank you!" Emily exclaimed throwing her hands up in the air.

"They're upstairs," said Zarya motioning to the floor above them. "I can hear," she shuddered, "the moaning."

"Let's go!" They all raced up the stairs to the door the sex sounds were coming out of.

"....Oh gods, Allie!..."

"...right there, baby, right there..."

They all covered their mouths to stifle the giggles. "Do we really want to walk in on this?" Brandie asked, creeped out.

"Hell yeah!" cried Gabi as she threw the door open. The other girls rushed to her side to get a good look at the show.

Allie and Draco were on the bed, completely naked and in the midst of...you know. Allie appeared to be licking what appeared to be chocolate sauce off of Draco's body.

"Ooooh. Pour and lick," giggled Colleen.

"What?!?" Allie sputtered. "Angels!?! What are you doing here?"

"We figured it out, dimwit. We know you're the Mary Sue Murderer."

Allie jumped off the bed and seized his wand to protect himself. "I would've gotten away with it too, if it hadn't been for you meddling Angels."

They all struck fetching karate poses ready to fight him. "That's right. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to fool us."

With that, Allie bolted from the room, fleeing for his life from the obviously superior, and better looking Angels.

"After him!" The girls rushed toward the door he left out of but where stopped by a frantic cry.

"Wait!" They all turned around to find Draco pleading with them. It was then that they noticed that Allie had tied him to the bed. "Aren't you going to untie me?" he asked.

The Angels looked at each other and shrugged, "Nah!" they exclaimed as they ran after Allie.