"Mallrats"

Mr. Svenning is putting on a little game show
All Willam wants is to see the sailboat
Like the Dark Knight, Jay and Silent Bob will sabotage
LaFours is keeping the mall 'safe' from Brodie and T.S.
Rene dumped Brodie because he's supposedly 'callow'
And Stan Lee is signing comics at the Comic Toast
T.S. has been pining over Brandi all day
Snoochie boochies