::Note::

( and ) mean action

** is a sub for italics

CAPS is screaming

and is what a character is thinking.

[ and ] is the place

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Intro:

(before the story has started, Leo walks in, sits down in a chair next to the fire

and crosses her legs)

Leo: "Previously on 'My Own Prison'....wait a minute.... (looks down at the

writing in front of her) "Hey, this isn't the right one, I need to know the script

for the story with the crappy plot, this is for the one with an actual plot!" (looks

at the camera) "Yes, isn't it amazing? I actually made a fic that's *serious*!"

Audience: (gasps)

Leo: "YES! It's rare, but it CAN happen!" (is given a whole new script, she

clears her throat and lightening storms outside) "Hey, nice effect, Larry....

Larry?"

Larry: "......who am I?"

Leo: "Another random bypasser-the hell should I know, now could you cut that

out I am trying to make a fic here!"

Mr. Costello: (walks in) "There you are!"

Leo: "Uh-oh...."

Mr. Costello: "I bet *most* of the teachers don't appreciate the fact that you

are making fools of them."

Leo: "Here comes the cruel and unusual punishment...." (closes her eyes)

Mr. Costello: (smiles) "Just thought you'd like to know." (walks off, screaming:)

"YEAH! I GET A MAIN PART IN THE FIC SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY OR

GIVE 'LEO' DETENTION! WEEEEE!"

Leo: (looks back to the camera, whispering) "It's not like he can give me

detention. I am on my Summer Vacation, how else would I have had enough

time into making this?"

Irvine: (walks in) "Can we start it yet? The sooner we get this over with, the

better-AHHH!" (runs across the stage with Mrs. Thomas running after him)

Mrs. Thomas: "Come back here! YOU MISTREATED AN INSTURMENT YOU

SCUM!"

Leo: (anime sweatdrop) "Let's just start and skip the intro, if you want to know

what happened last, then just go to the last chapter and read the goddamned

fic!"

(camera focuses on the title)

==Final Fantasy X....Story of Crap==

===Clash of Leo, FF8, and her Middle School Teachers....THE HORROR!===

Irvine: "I passed!"

Leo: "Oh-my-GAWD! I did too! That's a surprise...."

Squall: "Whatever...." (tosses the sheet of paper over his shoulder) "I knew

it."

Quistis: (blushes)

Leo: (to Squall) "Did you pass?"

Squall: "Yes."

Selphie: "You thought I was a ditz! YOU ALL THOUGHT I WAS STUPID, BUT N

O! I SHOWED YOU! I PASSED THE TEST WITH FLYING COLORS! I GOT

100% ALL RIGHT BABY!"

Leo: "Did you know your test was focused on for eighth grade?"

Selphie: (blushes as well) "So?"

Zell: "I knew I was gonna fail anyway."

Seifer: "I WANNA GO HOME!"

Mr. Costello: (dragging Eddie back in)

Eddie: (kicking and screaming) "HELP! THE DEVIL IS TRYING TO TAKE MY

SOUL!"

Mrs. Dolphin: "Since I have no purpose in this fic, I guess I'll be on my way."

(disappears)

(no one notices)

Mr. Costello: (drops Eddie, and then conjures and overhead, then saying who

passed)

Irvinepassed

Leopassed ((surprisingly))

Quistisfailed

Rinoapassed

Seiferfailed

Selphiepassed

Squallpassed

Zellfailed

Squall: "Wow, it's in alphabetical order, too!"

Leo: "Yeah, do you have *any* idea how many times it took me to sing the

ABC's to actually get it *right*?"

All: "...."

Irvine: "YAY! I passed!"

Quistis: "I don't understand...."

Leo: (points at Quistis) "AH-HA! YOUR AN INSTRUCTOR AND YOU FAILED A

QUIZ! AND WHAT IS WORSE IS THAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOWN TO

MY WEAK LITTLE STANDRADS!"

Quistis: "....."

Rinoa: (whispering to Selphie) "You know, I don't understand why she doesn't

want to be flamed, but that's all she does in her fic's are making fun of

herself....I don't get it."

Leo: (turning to Rinoa) "I heard that!" (zaps Rinoa out of the fic)

Squall: "Hey, Rinoa passed the test, she has to go on!"

Leo: "Ugh....well, I can't keep doing this to people who piss me off, so I'll take

her back."

Rinoa: (is zapped back into the fic)

All: "YAY!"

Leo: (crosses her arms) "Yeah, yeah."

Zell: "I knew I'd fail. I just knew it...."

Seifer: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Irvine: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Leo: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Quistis: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Rinoa: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Selphie: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Squall: (to Zell) "Chicken-wuss."

Zell: (to himself) "Chicken-wuss....WAIT A MINUTE!"

Mr. Costello: (in a Brittish accent) "Quistis, Seifer, and Zell, you *are* the

weakest link. Goodbye."

Quistis: (is zapped out of the fic and straight to Hell) "NOOOO!"

Seifer: (is zapped out of the fic and straight to Hell) "OH CRUEL FATE!"

Zell: (is zapped out of the fic and straight to Hell) "WHAT AM I?" (thump)

All: "....."

Mrs. Thomas VOICE: "MWAHAHA! Catch me if you can!"

Eddie: "You can't catch me, I'm the stinky cheese man!"

Irvine: "Hmmm.....I like cheese."

Leo: "Hey, who wants to go out for pizza?"

All: "Okay."

Mr. Costello: "Hey, your forgot about the plot!"

Leo: "Screw the plot, I'm hungry."

(they all get out of Hell....somehow....and go out for pizza)

[Place: Pizza Parlor]

Mr. Bennett: (is eating pizza with Mr. Barker)

Mr. Barker: (is eating pizza with Mr. Bennett)

Leo: "HEY MR. 'B'!"

(they both look up) "Hm?"

Leo: (gets all excited) "I *love* it when they do that!"

All: "...."

Eddie: (walks up to the counter) "Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugur?" (walks back

with a large box of popcorn, Giant Dr. Pepper, Mild Dud's....well, let's just

say she practically bought the whole store in this case!) "SUGAR!"

Moombas: (run across the restraunt) "Laguna!" (runs away)

All: (blink) (blink)

Leo: (sighs) "Let's just say that never happened."

Squall: "I'll go for that."

Rinoa: "No draw from a hat."

Selphie: "Selphie agree...."

Irvine: "No draw times three."

Eddie: "Hey, this isn't sugury!"

All: (blinks at Eddie)

Eddie: "Whaaaaaat?"

Leo: "Hey, who says we just ignore Eddie?"

All: "OKAY!"

Eddie: "HEY!"

Mr. Bennett: (opens his mouth to say something, but then closes it and

resumes eating his pizza)

Leo: (gasps, pointing at Mr. Barker) "IT'S THE GHOST OF MR. BARKER!"

Mr. Barker: (stops chewing) "What?"

Eddie: "MR. BARKER'S GHOST!"

Mr. Barker: "But I'm not dead."

Mr. Bennett: "Well, you kind of wrote on the overhead in class, and everyone

thought that you were dead."

Mr. Barker: "And why is that?"

Mr. Bennett: "......"

Mr. Barker: (turns to Leo)

Leo: (conjures a blanket, holding it up under her nose) "I see stupid

people...."

Mr. Bennett: "How often?"

Leo: "All the time. They walks around like normal people....they don't know

that they're stupid. AHHH! There's one there!" (jumps and points at Selphie)

Selphie: "Gah?" (cocks her head and walks out the door)

Mr. Graves: (walks in in a Hawaiian shirt and shorts)

Leo: "I knew it...."

Eddie: "I ALWAYS KNEW IT!"

Mr. Graves: "What?"

Leo&Eddie: "HE'S A SURFER!"

(Quistis, Seifer, and Zell walk into the restraunt)

Leo: "Hey, wanna know a three blonde joke?"

Squall: ".....no."

Leo: "Too bad."

All: "....."

Leo: "What was it again?"

All: "......"

Leo: "Oh yeah, I remember. What do you get when you put three blondes in

one room?"

Irvine: "An insane author?"

Leo: "Hey, I'm not a blonde!"

Zell, Quistis, and Seifer: "A pointless conversation?"

Leo: "Oh my gawd they actually got it!"

Eddie: "How surprising."

Moombas: (run to Mr. Bennett) "Laguna!"

Mr. Bennett: "What are these?"

Moombas: "Laguna!"

Mr. Bennet: "What's a 'Laguna'?"

Moombas: "Laguna!"

Mr. Bennett: "Someone help me out here?"

Moombas: "LAGUNA!" (carry Mr. Bennett off)

Mr. Bennett: "I DUNWANNAAAAAAA!" (is carried off out the restraunt door)

Mr. Graves: "Did I just....miss something?"

Leo: "Not a thing."

==....to be continued....==

Will Mr. Bennett ever be saved from the Moombas? What are the Moombas

planning to do? Are they going to sacrifice him to Laguna himself? Will Zell

ever get his hot dogs instead of pizza? Will I ever stop asking these stupid

questions? Stay tuned to find out!