::Note::
( and ) mean action
** is a sub for italics
CAPS is screaming
and is what a character is thinking.
[ and ] is where the scene takes place


Intro:
[before the story starts, all the people taking place in this fic are all
gathered at a rectangle table, discussing about "important" matters]

Leo: "Roooll Caaaall. Me, obviously. Now, Squall Leonheart."

Squall: "Whatever."

Leo: "Geez...Quistis Trepe?"

Quistis: "Si."

Leo: "Moy bein."

Eddie: "Oh-"

Faronon: "-my-"

Squall: "-god-"

Leo: "Hey, force of religion, and also..." (checks off Squall, Eddie,
Quistis, and Faronon)(shutters) "Selphie Tilmett."

Selphie: "Kweh."

Leo: "Yum, roasted chocobo sounds good right about now."

Chocobo: "WARK!" (runs)

Leo: "Damn! Okay, next...Zell Ditch?"

Zell: "BOOYA!" (attacks Selphie)

Faronon: "Hey, Zell, we all know that Selphie is annoying and all,
but we should at LEAST keep her alive until we actually START the
fic."

Zell: (blinks) "Why?"

Eddie: "Because we said so."

Faronon: "That's right."

Leo: "And I am the one writing, so nya." (checks off Zell) "Mr.
Almasy?"

Seifer: "Oh, so I am a Mr. now?"

Rinoa: "Feel lucky, you've been promoted."

Squall: (sniggers) "He's married...."

Rinoa: (to Squall) "Jackass..."

Squall: O.O "Whatever happened to 'meanie?'"

Rinoa: "You, to, have been promoted."

Leo: "Oookay." (checks off Rinoa and Seifer) "Green Monkeys?"

Green Monkeys: (chants) "O-hi-o. O-hi-o. O-hi-o."

Squall: "What do THEY have to do with Final Fantasy, anyway?"

Laguna: "They're my little minions."

Leo: "Whatever. Speaking of which, Moombas?"

Moombas: (chants) "La-gu-na."

Laguna: (covers his ears) "OKAY, YOU CAN TRY TALKING FOR A
CHANGE!"

Moombas: "But we agreed to make your life miserable."

All: O.O

Mr. Grave: "They-"

Mr. Bennett: "-talk?"

Laguna: "Oh my god..."

Leo: "Again, force of religion. Geez, how can I work with you people!"
(checks off Laguna, Mr. Graves and Mr. Bennett) "Irvy Kennepooooooo?"

Irvine: "..."

Leo: (clears throat) "IRVINE KENEAS IS A SEXY COWBOY!"

Irvine: (goes red)

All: (falls on the floor laughing)

Irvine: "Okay, I am going to take a vow of silence."

Mrs. Thomas: "I'LL TAKE YOUR SOULS!

Mr. Costello: "NO, THEY'RE MINE!"

Mrs. Dolphin: "Hey, now children...be nice."

Mrs. Honstein: "Why does she get to be so religious?"

Leo: "Because she is a choir teacher, what else?" (checks off Mr.
Costello, Mrs. Dolphin, Mrs. Thomas, Mr. Costello, and Mrs.
Honstein) "Okay, I think that's it."

Adel: (clears throat)

Leo: "What?"

Ultimecia: (points at herself)

Leo: "Oh, you guys don't really count."

Adel: "Oh?"

Ultimecia: "How so?"

Leo: "Because you guys are supposed to be dead. Your just random
bypassers who have no real purpose in this."

Zell: "Hey, no fair!"

Adel: "YOU JUST MADE THAT UP!"

Leo: "As a matter in fact...I did. I just don't like you guys and it
would pain me to think of you two as an actual cast, so life sucks,
get over it."

Mrs. Honstein: "Why? Why? WHY?"

All: (looks at Mrs. Honstein)

Mrs. Honstein: (eyes shift) "What? I ran out of coffee." (holds up a
mug that says "I Love Genes")

Leo: "Okay, I am not even going to ask."

All: "Good."

Leo: "Hey, I take those things seriously!"

Squall: "Erm..."

Mr. Costello: "Can we just get on with the show?"

Mr. Bennett: "Yeah, we're only taking up space."

Leo: "Fine then. Have it your way."

Eddie: "Wow."

Faronon: (runs off the set, then comes up with a sign that says
"==Final Fantasy X....Story of Crap==
===Clash of Leo, FF8, and her Middle School Teachers....THE HORROR!===")

Quistis: "What?"

Mrs. Dolphin: "That's so cheep!"

Irvine: (nods)

Rinoa: "Not only the plot is crap, but the graphics as well. Dammit, Leo! You
did it yet again!"

Leo: "Yeah, well we didn't have much money because Eddie used up
most of it with buying all the junk food. So it all comes out of
everyone's pay check."

All: (glares at Eddie)

Eddie: "WHAT? I was hungry!"

Faronon: "Okay, lets just get this over with."

(camera goes white)

All VOICE: (groan) "Leeeeoooo!"

Leo VOICE: "What? We're on a low budget!"

Squall VOICE: "That you couldn't even afford a black screen?!"

Irvine VOICE: "That's low."

Leo VOICE: "You're wasting room. Now shut up and get on with the
fic. And Irvine, you are supposed to be on a vow of silence."

Irvine VOICE: "..."

Mrs. Dolphin VOICE: "PREACH ON SIST'A!"

Leo VOICE: "Thank you."

(cheep sign goes up again, each side being held by Eddie and Faronon)

==Final Fantasy X....Story of Crap==
===Clash of Leo, FF8, and her Middle School Teachers....THE HORROR!===

[back at the pizza parlor, only it's now been shot up from Irvine and
all the customers were killed by Squall and Seifer]

Leo: "Wow, you people sure know how to cause havoc."

Irvine,Squall,Seifer: (big grin)

Faronon: (anime fall)

Serge: "..." (fixes his hair)

Faronon: (gets up and hugs Serge)

Serge: (eyes bulge and go red)

Quistis: (talking to the other teachers) "So, then Squall jumped up
on the table, and said 'This is for sis!' and then went into a brawl
with Seifer. Right in the middle of class too. It took me hours to get
the apart, also."

Teachers: (whimpers)

Quistis: "So, do any of you have stories to tell? About Leo or Eddie
or Faronon?"

Mr. Costello: "Leo never turned in her work. She sat in class and read
and drew the whole time."

Leo: (goes red)

Mr. Barker&Mr. Graves: "She was okay, only if she turned in her work
a little bit more instead of socializing all day, she would have
been a bit more successful in class than she had been."

Leo: (goes scarlet)

Mrs. Honstein: "Needed to turn in work."

Mrs. Thomas: "NEEDED TO DO HOMEWORK!"

Leo: (blows up) "IT WAS BAND! WHO CARES IF I DIDN'T DO MY
HOMEWORK?!"

All: (whimpers, backing into a wall) "Meep!"

Irvine: (to Squall) "For sis?"

Squall: (goes red)

All: (laughs)

Squall: "Stop it, it's not funny!"

Ellone: (walks in and sits next to Squall then hugs him) "I never knew you cared!"

Squall: "HELP ME!"

Rinoa: "GET OFF HIM YOU SKANK!" (slaps Ellone off Squall)

Ellone: "Yipe!" (bounces back)

Leo: "And, Ellone, you aren't in my fic. As far as I remember, you aren't in
any of mine." (zaps Ellone out of the fic)

Ellone: "OH CRUEL FATE!"

All: "..."

(everything goes back to the way it was, and nothing ever happened)

[back at the Laguna Shrine]

Green Monkeys: (chants) "O-hi-o! O-hi-o! O-hi-o!"

Moombas: (chants) "La-gu-na! La-gu-na! La-gu-na!"

Mr. Bennett: "Um...help?"

Laguna: (shrugs)

Moombas: "LAGUNA!" (runs after the Green Monkeys)

Green Monkeys: "MEEP!" (the scatter, the Moombas are chasseing
them, as the Green Monkeys scream and being ripped apart by the
Moombas) "OH CRUEL FATE! RUN HIGH, RUN HIGH!"

Moombas: (cheers) "La-gu-na! La-gu-na!"

Mr. Bennett: (finds some smart way out of the chains, and runs out
of the Laguna Shrine, leaving them with Laguna) "I'M FREE! I'M FREE
AND I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE! I'M FREE!"
(falls into a giant manhole) "Dang it...."

???: "Grrr..."

Mr. Bennett: (sweatdrop, looks up)

(then, out of the shadows, comes out....)

Leo: "Hey Mr. Bennett man!"

Mr. Bennett: "Not you..."

Leo: (gets her thinking look, which is only used for special occasions)"I tend to
get that response often now...!"

Mr. Bennett: "I thought you were with the others."

Leo: "Oh, by the Order of Fan fiction I was able to astral project
myself to wherever you were at and get you back into the plot. So
don't worry."

Mr. Bennett: "Good. But what was with the 'Grrr'?"

Leo: "Grrr?"

Mr. Bennett: "Yeah, that."

Leo: "I didn't go 'Grrr.' Only monsters that live in scary manholes in
the sewers go 'Grrr.'"

Mr. Bennett: (sweatdrop)

(shadow appears behind her)

Leo: (sweatdrop) "There's....some...thing behind me, isn't there?"

Mr. Bennett: (nods slowly)

Leo: "I have a plan..."

Mr. Bennett: "Really? For once?"

Leo: "I tend to get that reponse whenever I say that also. Ironic...."

Mr. Bennett: -_-' "So...Plan? What is it?"

Leo: ^_^ (turns tail and breaks for it) "RUN!"

Mr. Bennett: "Some plan."

Monster That Lives In Scary Dark Manholes In The Sewer: "Grrr..."

Mr. Bennett: "Eep!" (runs after Leo) "Wait for me!"

[back at the pizza parlor]

All: (is playing a video game on the Playstation II)

Squall: "C'mon, Seifer, I wan't to play now."

Quistis: "Yeah, you've been playing for two hours now!"

Seifer: "No way, I just got warmed up."

Irvine: "You always say that! Which Leo will have your head!"

Mrs. Dolphin: "Speaking of which, where is Leo?"

Witch: (walks in and sits next to Irvine, in a British accent) "Blessed be."

Irvine: (blinks) "Huh?"

Witch: "You called."

Mrs. Dolphin: "I mean WHICH not WITCH!"

Irvine: "Oh, so that's the deal."

Witch: "Okay, I may be useful."

Zell: "NAME?!"

Witch: "Hermione Granger."

Faronon&Eddie: "..." -_-'

Eddie: "Wrong clash, Herm."

Hermione: "Really?" (looks in a script) "It says I show up in here..."

Faronon: "Might be Leo's Final Fantasy and Harry Potter clash."

Hermione: "But that's this, isn't it?"

Eddie: "Nope. This is clashed with Final Fantasy and her TEACHERS."

Faronon: "MIDDLE SCHOOL teachers."

Eddie: "Whatever."

Squall: (blinks) "Huh?"

Hermione: "Alright, so I guess I'll be seeing you guys later in Leo's
next fic." (walks out)

Zell: (shutters) "It creeps me out to think that Leo will make more
Fanfic's."

Mr. Costello: "YOU HAVE NO SAY IN THIS!"

Mrs. Thomas: (kicks Zell to Kingdom Come)

Seifer: (still playing the PS2)

All: (watches)

[At the Laguna Shrine]

(Moombas and Green Monkeys are running around)

Moombas: "LA-GU-NA!"

Green Monkeys: "HELP US! PLEASE, FOR GOSH SAKE HELP US!"

Laguna: (snores as he sleeps)

(they stops and stare)

Moombas: -_-'

Green Monkeys: -_-'

Moombas: "Laguna?"

Green Monkeys: "Ohio?"

Laguna: (snores)

Moombas: (attack Laguna)

Laguna: "AHHHHH! OH CRUEL FATE!"

[back at the pizza parlor]

(everyone still watching Seifer play on the PS2, looking bored)

Eddie: "I wanna go home..."

Mrs. Dolphin: "This sucks."

Squall: "I agree."

Seifer: "Shut up, I almost defeated Sin!"

Mrs. Dolphin: (gasp) "IT EXISTS!"

Squall: "What game is this, anyway?"

Seifer: "Final Fantasy X."

All: "WHAT?!"

Quistis: "It's not even out yet!"

Selphie: "WARK!" (runs around like a headless chicken...erm, chocobo)

Mr. Costello: O.O "They're...speaking...Jap...an...ese...."

All: "AHHHHH!"

Seifer: "So? Yuna's hott! And I could always learn."

Squall: "Seifer, you can't even say 'stupid' in Japanese."

Zell: "BAKA!"

Seifer: "Isn't it 'cohi gah hu shi'?"

Rinoa: "Um, that's 'I want coffee.'"

Irvine: "..."

Faronon: "Cho hi gah hu shiiiiii!"

All: -_-' "NO!"

Faronon: (cringes and whimpers)


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Will Leo ever make it back to the Pizza Parlor with Mr. Bennett...
alive? Will Laguna die because of the Moombas and Green Monkeys?
Will Seifer ever learn to speak Japanese? Will anyone ever get a
chance to play on the Play Station 2? Will I ever stop asking
questions that start with 'will?' Stay tuned to find out!
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