MERLA!! the good evil person or whatever part 5, the last part, thank god!!
THE WEDDING!!!
Everything on Arus was good and happy. Allura was happy, Keith was happy, Lance was happy, Coran was happy, you get the picture. Well, Lotor wasn't happy, but then again when ARE evil people happy? Allura and Lotor had gotten divorced, and now Allura and Keith were set to get married..
There was that pesky little problem of Merla being the ruler of Arus at the moment, but heck, that was no big deal.
So, wedding bells are ringing and whatnot.
When Allura began to walk down the aisle, everyone gasped at how beautiful she was. This became a problem though, her being so beautiful and all, because Lotor started running down the aisle after her demanding they get remarried. Luckily Merla had a rope tied to Lotor's neck and pulled him back before he could get close enough to that minx of a Princess, Allura. (turbo's so frikkin sleepy)
Lotor had to be at the wedding of course. He was a very evil prisoner and had to be kept within sight at all time. What better way of doing that than by putting him on the end of Merla's rope.
Anyway, Allura's beautiful, Keith is nervous, Lotor is horny, bla bla bla. The minister starts the wedding vow thing-a-ma-jig. Keith and Allura are all, I will love you forever, and the great part is they mean it! :-D
Nanny sobs uncontrollably, "my baby!" she's heard crying.
Coran gives Allura away, he thanks Keith for taking her.
The minister gets to the part about does anyone object.
"I OBJECT!!" Lotor bellows.
"No you don't!" Merla commands him mentally.
"NEVER MIND!!" Lotor cries.
The minister nods and continues.
"Keith," he turns, "Do you take Allura, Princess of Arus, a Princess, of ROYAL status, who will be marrying YOU...a pilot....as your lawful wedded wife?"
At this point, unfortunately, Keith once again goes into shock and can't move or speak. The idea of a princess and a pilot getting married must really freak him out or something if he keeps getting so catatonic. (turbo used a BIG word! YAY!)
"Keith?" Allura pouted. "Oh not again!" She huffed.
The congregation let out a collective groan. He may be a Superman, but Keith sure didn't take well to some shocks.
"I KNOW HOW TO FIX HIM!" Lotor bellowed.
"Like you really want to." Merla snorted at him
"I DON'T want to...but if we don't fix him now, the wedding will be postponed and you'll make me sit through this again" Lotor growled.
"Oh I love it when you get primal." Merla winked.
Lotor (and most of you guys, too, i imagine) got scared and tried to run away.
The rope stopped him.
"Merla, if you don't mind bringing Lotor up here so he can cure Keith!" Coran called.
Merla did....and then she waited.
Coran looked impatient. "Oh yes..." he realized. "Thank you."
"You're welcome, Coran."
With that she let Lotor go. He looked around at everyone, and said, "You sure you want me to do this?"
"NOW!" Allura commanded. (Eager to get to the honeymoon, i guess)
"Please!" Merla corrected.
"Alright!" Lotor smiled, and with that he grabbed Princess Allura by the waist, swung her to the left, and kissed her!!!!
Keith woke up and socked Lotor a good one on the jaw!
"EWWWWW!" Allura cried.
"I DO!" Keith shouted.
"Allura, do you--"the minister started.
"I DO!!" Allura proclaimed.
And with that the two embraced, and kissed. There have been five great kisses in the history of mankind, one being that kiss that is at the end of the Princess Bride, well...this kiss beat them all!
.....they're still kissing......
......for God's sake, I can't even hold my breath this long......
....still going at it......
"Well, Allura, I'm glad to see you married to the one you love!" Merla said. "And as you're wedding present, I'll keep ruling the planet until you come back from your honeymoon, ok?"
after a few more minutes Allura and Keith finished their passionate...um....passion....liplock....
"o......k....." Allura managed to gasp out.
"I now pronounce you King and Queen! You may now kiss the bride!" The minister cried out.
"Oh....no..." Allura gasped before Keith was on her again.
"Wow." Pidge stared in awe.
"Man" Hunk shook his head.
With that, Hunk and Pidge headed off to the reception for some food.
Nanny, who had been watching the kiss with a sort of growing horror, suddenly felt a nudge and saw a wink from Coran. They smiled, told everyone that they must've forgotten to turn off the coffee-maker, and ran off to be blissful and turn off the coffee maker....and do their thing....bwa ha ha
Merla dragged Lotor off, kicking and screaming.....to do their thing....i guess.....ack....
Keith and Allura were so busy doing their thing that the minister had to drag them off.
On planet Pollux, Romelle and Sven were all.....happy....and doing their thing.
And on Doom, Zarkon was actually despondent over the loss of his son so....Haggar found a way to cheer him up. ick....
AND PEACE REIGNED THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!
Except for Lance. The Ladies man didn't have no ladies that day.
So, poor Lance, all alone, gets cheered up by Turbo and some cheesecake.
And it's a happy ending! Yay!
THE END!
THE WEDDING!!!
Everything on Arus was good and happy. Allura was happy, Keith was happy, Lance was happy, Coran was happy, you get the picture. Well, Lotor wasn't happy, but then again when ARE evil people happy? Allura and Lotor had gotten divorced, and now Allura and Keith were set to get married..
There was that pesky little problem of Merla being the ruler of Arus at the moment, but heck, that was no big deal.
So, wedding bells are ringing and whatnot.
When Allura began to walk down the aisle, everyone gasped at how beautiful she was. This became a problem though, her being so beautiful and all, because Lotor started running down the aisle after her demanding they get remarried. Luckily Merla had a rope tied to Lotor's neck and pulled him back before he could get close enough to that minx of a Princess, Allura. (turbo's so frikkin sleepy)
Lotor had to be at the wedding of course. He was a very evil prisoner and had to be kept within sight at all time. What better way of doing that than by putting him on the end of Merla's rope.
Anyway, Allura's beautiful, Keith is nervous, Lotor is horny, bla bla bla. The minister starts the wedding vow thing-a-ma-jig. Keith and Allura are all, I will love you forever, and the great part is they mean it! :-D
Nanny sobs uncontrollably, "my baby!" she's heard crying.
Coran gives Allura away, he thanks Keith for taking her.
The minister gets to the part about does anyone object.
"I OBJECT!!" Lotor bellows.
"No you don't!" Merla commands him mentally.
"NEVER MIND!!" Lotor cries.
The minister nods and continues.
"Keith," he turns, "Do you take Allura, Princess of Arus, a Princess, of ROYAL status, who will be marrying YOU...a pilot....as your lawful wedded wife?"
At this point, unfortunately, Keith once again goes into shock and can't move or speak. The idea of a princess and a pilot getting married must really freak him out or something if he keeps getting so catatonic. (turbo used a BIG word! YAY!)
"Keith?" Allura pouted. "Oh not again!" She huffed.
The congregation let out a collective groan. He may be a Superman, but Keith sure didn't take well to some shocks.
"I KNOW HOW TO FIX HIM!" Lotor bellowed.
"Like you really want to." Merla snorted at him
"I DON'T want to...but if we don't fix him now, the wedding will be postponed and you'll make me sit through this again" Lotor growled.
"Oh I love it when you get primal." Merla winked.
Lotor (and most of you guys, too, i imagine) got scared and tried to run away.
The rope stopped him.
"Merla, if you don't mind bringing Lotor up here so he can cure Keith!" Coran called.
Merla did....and then she waited.
Coran looked impatient. "Oh yes..." he realized. "Thank you."
"You're welcome, Coran."
With that she let Lotor go. He looked around at everyone, and said, "You sure you want me to do this?"
"NOW!" Allura commanded. (Eager to get to the honeymoon, i guess)
"Please!" Merla corrected.
"Alright!" Lotor smiled, and with that he grabbed Princess Allura by the waist, swung her to the left, and kissed her!!!!
Keith woke up and socked Lotor a good one on the jaw!
"EWWWWW!" Allura cried.
"I DO!" Keith shouted.
"Allura, do you--"the minister started.
"I DO!!" Allura proclaimed.
And with that the two embraced, and kissed. There have been five great kisses in the history of mankind, one being that kiss that is at the end of the Princess Bride, well...this kiss beat them all!
.....they're still kissing......
......for God's sake, I can't even hold my breath this long......
....still going at it......
"Well, Allura, I'm glad to see you married to the one you love!" Merla said. "And as you're wedding present, I'll keep ruling the planet until you come back from your honeymoon, ok?"
after a few more minutes Allura and Keith finished their passionate...um....passion....liplock....
"o......k....." Allura managed to gasp out.
"I now pronounce you King and Queen! You may now kiss the bride!" The minister cried out.
"Oh....no..." Allura gasped before Keith was on her again.
"Wow." Pidge stared in awe.
"Man" Hunk shook his head.
With that, Hunk and Pidge headed off to the reception for some food.
Nanny, who had been watching the kiss with a sort of growing horror, suddenly felt a nudge and saw a wink from Coran. They smiled, told everyone that they must've forgotten to turn off the coffee-maker, and ran off to be blissful and turn off the coffee maker....and do their thing....bwa ha ha
Merla dragged Lotor off, kicking and screaming.....to do their thing....i guess.....ack....
Keith and Allura were so busy doing their thing that the minister had to drag them off.
On planet Pollux, Romelle and Sven were all.....happy....and doing their thing.
And on Doom, Zarkon was actually despondent over the loss of his son so....Haggar found a way to cheer him up. ick....
AND PEACE REIGNED THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!
Except for Lance. The Ladies man didn't have no ladies that day.
So, poor Lance, all alone, gets cheered up by Turbo and some cheesecake.
And it's a happy ending! Yay!
THE END!