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Another boring day, so boring I listened to my BSB album Black and Blue, gave myself a bad bruise on my shin whilst listening and bonked my head enough times to write (type?) this.  Hope no Irvine fans are upset, same for any BSB fans, as this is for fun.  Besides, if you can't take this, why are you reading it?!  Coz I told you to?  Oh, alright, soz.  Carry on!  (a lá Mark and Lard)

Disclaimer:  I do not own and have not written the original song, "The Call", it was written by Max Martin, and rearranged by me.  The characters belong to Squaresoft, so don't sue me as I have no lawyer for a friend, I am skint and my cat is asleep and cannot attack you for doing so.

The Call

Brrrrrriiinng!

Aiya!?

Hiya Sef!  What's up babe?  Lookey 'ere, listen, I'ma gonna be late tonight so don't stay up and wait for me okay?

Where are you?

Girls, girls, girls, huh?  Say that again?

Aiya?!

You keep cuttin' out, I think my battery might be low…Listen, if you can hear me, we're goin to a place nearby alright?  Gotta go!

Let me tell 'bout the call that changed my destiny,

I just went out to Dollet, just to end up bandages,

Was about to go home when there she was, hands on both her hips, standin, saying:

"Aiya!  Wha'cha doin' out here with those girls, Kinneapoo!?"

I should've said, "No!

Those girls wanted some cash!"

But instead I said, "Oh s***!" and got bashed!

"Listen Sefie, I'm sorry,

Just wanna tell you, don't hurt me!

I won't be late ever again, stop punching me!"

I said, "I'll go back home,"

Droppin' dead… "Oh no!  Not my manhood!"

"Hehehe…" She bashed me with her nunchaku, "We're through!"

Now the damage is done, could not have won,

I can't get it back, what's done is done.

One of my friends found out that she wasn't my only one.

And it hurts me right down there,

Where there's no chance of repair!

Just because I went out to Dollet…

"Listen Sefie, I'm sorry,

Just wanna tell you, don't hurt me!

I won't be late ever again, stop punching me!"

I said, "I'll go back home,"

Droppin' dead… "Oh no!  Not my manhood!"

"Hehehehe…" She bashed me with her nunchaku, "We're through!"

"Listen Sefie, I'm sorry…"

"Aiya!?"

"Listen Sefie, I'm sorry…"

"Aiya!?"

"Gotta go!"

Let me tell 'bout the call that changed my destiny,

I just went out to Dollet, just to end up bandages,

Was about to go home when there she was, hands on both her hips, standin, saying:

"Aiya!  Wha'cha doin' out here with those girls, Kinneapoo!?" 

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Listen baby, I'm sorry,

Just wanna tell you, don't hurt me!

I won't be late ever again, stop punching me!"

I said, "I'll go back home,"

Droppin' dead… "Oh no!  Not my manhood!"

"Hehehehe…"

She bashed me with her nunchaku,

I'm half the man I used to be…

"WE'RE THROUGH!"

Poor Irvy…Yeah, well.  Review for me please before I cry with sympathy!  (with Selphie, not Irvine).