Title: Tortured Soul
Chapter 4: Sweet Dreams...
Authors: Elf Toshiba and Sailor Eclipse
E-mail: SailorEclipse@sailormoonfan.com and ElfToshiba@yahoo.com Disclaimerz:
Eclipse: Me swwwooooooo sick! But me doing better...
*sends psychic message to Elf* Okay, here's her reply:
Elf: WAZZAP?!
Eclipse: Since there's not much to be said right now but, "WAZZAP" I'm gonna say some hello's and thank you's.
Thank you Elfie-chan for being such a good friend! *huggles* And hewwo to the Alyssa and Moriah, who are probably reading our crackhead writings. *giggles* And Sammy and Bunny and the rest of the gang, too! And Jhony and Eddie-chan and whoever in the world might be reading this! I'm so very happy someone else is as nuttie as us!! Mwhaha!!! So here goes Chapter 4. Enjoy! *spazzes out, pointing at the monitor* A chibi grasshopper came to visit me!
Elf: *psychic message* You're an idiot! *smack*
Chapter 4: Sweet Dreams
Sasami found herself blinking up at a pair of familiar blue eyes, staring up into an aura of blue light. She blinked a few times, a bit distraught, trying to focus her vision to make sure what she was seeing was not an illusion.
"ARGHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" she kicked the sheets off of her, but only found herself in a more tangled mess. She was in an eccentric t-shirt, in a strange room, face-to-face with...KENTO?! She kicked, she punched, she lunged. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!" she screeched, landing a punch against Kento's face. Kento went spiraling backwards, flying against the wall, his head flying backwards. "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR RAPE! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR KIDNAPPING! I WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!" Kento fell backwards off of the bed, which he had accidently fallen on when he saw Sasami's eyes open. She stared at him with those cocky (Eclipse: No pun intended) green eyes, ready to murder, if she could ever get untangled from the web of orange bedsheets she was caught in. "I WILL KILL YOU!" she muttered as she ducked under another layer of sheets.
The rest of the clan made their way up the stairs, tumbling and toppling over each other, anxious to see what could have happened in less than three milliseconds to cause so much commotion. Sasami found herself tangled even more than ever and fell off the bed, landing near the wall filled with a museum of Sports Illustrated bathing suit posters. There they saw, lying on the floor, wrapped in orange bedsheets, a tangled Sasami bitching, and lying several feet away from her, a slightly injured Kento, touching his injured, bruised face.
"If she could hit the enemy like that there wouldn't be any need for Ronin Warriors," Kento muttered, touching his bruised face. He glanced up at a giggling Brie, who had just joined the rest of the clan. "Or Mage Warriors for that matter...."
~~After explanations
"So...you're saying I can blast people to smithereens AND I have a wicked cool armor??" Sasami exclaimed, pulling her shoulder-length blonde hair in a ponytail. "THAT IS SOOOO AWESOME! WICKED!"
"Yes, Sasami," Mia said in her know-it-all-voice, talking to Sasami as if she were a little kid.
And at the time, she appeared to be an adolescence. With her hair pulled back in a yellow ribbon, an excited smile spread across her face, filled with child-like excitement, she could only appear to be a little older that thirteen years. Her child-like face and height didn't contribute much to giving her a "more adult-like" appearance.
"You mean...I'm like a superhero in a video game??? Like, I can blast bad guys to dust?!" Sasami screeched with excitement, crumbling her bran muffin with excitement.
"Yes...Sasami...." Mia answered exasperatedly as Brie just laughed. Brie knew how ecstatic Sasami could get sometimes; besides the fact that Sasami was a video game fanatic, partly because of the fact she worked part-time at a cafe/arcade and what more would someone want than to be a superhero after beating every final fantasy game ever known to man? And memorizing all of the secret attacks in mortal combat. And being able to ruthlessly defeat anyone who challenged her?
Mia sipped her coffee as the boys slept in the living room. The round, wooden coffee table appeared even smaller when covered with a multitude of snacks and girls in PJs. Sasami wore one of Mia's old t-shirts that read, 'Have a nice day' and underneath it was a cute yellow smiley face that suited Sasami's sarcastic attitude. Underneath that, she wore the last (clean) pair of boxers in the house. Brie wore a too-big red nightset of Ryo's, a big red silk nightshirt and pants with the cuffs rolled up. Mia wore a moon-and-star fleece pajama set and a pair of light blue slippers.
"Could I blast Kento...?" Sasami said with a mischevious smile, fingering the small orb. "I mean, if I blasted him, my life could be complete! I could live my life happy!"
There was a long sigh before Mia changed the subject. "I'm sorry about the change of clothes. Your clothes were nearly ripped apart at the seams..."
"Yeah, now Kento's gotta pay for what he saw. I don't distribute my services without a fee." Sasami folded her arms over her chest. Mia and Brie stared for a minute until Brie burst into laughter, and Mia, hoping Sasami was joking, laughed nervously. "I was just kidding, you guys..." Sasami said, noting the tension in Mia's laughter. Mia sighed in relief, happy that her assumption was not true. She could just see the boys trying to get some lovin'...she couldn't stand waking up everynight to the sound of an orgasm. She would never sleep, and never get her studying done. Sasami bit into a blueberry bagel. "I do it for free for guys I like...."
Mia and Brie stared for a moment until Brie started laughing again. Mia nearly fell to the ground. This girl...could she make up her mind?! Brie blinked a few tears of laughter before saying,
"So now you LIKE Kento?"
"NO WAY!" screeched Sasami, throwing half of her bagel at Brie. "YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE AN IDIOT PERVERT LIKE HIM?! I KNOW I DON'T HAVE THAT GOOD OF TASTE, BUT SAYING THAT I LIKE KENTO IS LIKE SAYING I LIKE PLATFORM SHOES, POODLE SKIRTS, AND THE COLOR BROWN!" Brie caught the bagel and tossed it in her mouth, taking a sip of her Boost.
"No telling with YOU."
"What's THAT supposed to mean?!" screeched Sasami.
"You know it'll all be okay someday," Brie fake-coaxed from across the table, throwing an apple at Sasami's head. Sasami jumped to catch it, but instead ended up getting hit upside the head instead.
"OWOWOW!!!" whined Sasami, picking the apple from off the floor and tossing it back at Brie, who caught it and took a bite. "MUST YOU ALWAYS CATCH IT!?! YOU ALWAYS CATCH IT! FOR ONCE LET IT HIT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD! And by the way, why didn't you tell me that you were a Mage Warrior? I thought we were best friends."
Brie grinned sheepishly, scratching the back of her head. "Mia, cover for me," she whispered under her breath.
"It would have put your life in danger," Mia answered simply, spreading some kind of fruit-flavored spread on her plain, toasted bagel.
"But then…but then…I could have been the damisel in distress and a sweet prince would come and save me! 'Oh woe is I! Please save me,my handsome prince!'" Sasami swooned and sighed happily.
"Who do you mean…KENTO?!" teased Brie. Before the blink of an eye, an apple was flying across the table. This time the apple DID hit her head. "OW!" Brie yelled, rubbing her injured head. It didn't hurt, but that was beyond the point.
"You deserved that!" Sasami yelled, crossing her arms defiantly. "I HATE Kento! He's a stupid jackass!"
"Oooh, love is in the air!!" Brie joked, sticking out her tounge.
"Revnge is bittersweet!" Sasami muttered, "Don't push it, sista..." She grabbed out extra ammo of cookies from "her stash" on "her side" of the table, in case a war would break out. Brie saw this, and grabbing Kento's extra stash of food to retaliate, if neccesary. "Hey…guys..." Sasami said, eyes glinting evilly. "I have an idea.." She grinned like a cheshire cat.
"Uh oh...Does it have to do with slumbering the guys...?" Mia guessed, a bit nervously, perspiring from her forehead. What ELSE could it be? she thought to herself, hitting herself in the head.
"Maybe..." giggled Sasami evilly.
"Yeah, maybe...." echoed Brie, nodding.
"I get the shaving cream, you get whatever you can that will give the guys a BIG surprise..." Sasami said. She didn't even have to say it. The girls could almost ALWAYS read each other's minds...whether it was from just the expression on the other's face, or if they just always shared a psychic bond, Sasami and Brie almost *always* knew what the other was thinking. They ran off in their seperate ways,
Mia, jumping up a little late from her chair, turned her head to her left and right, where they had ran off to, and shook her head. It's FAR too late to stop them... she thought. They're LOONATICS! As soon as they found the minimal supplies they could carry, they headed to the living room, where they had all fallen asleep watching The Matrix and giggled evilly. Sasami had found some shaving cream, and along with various jellies and hand lotions, proceeded to get the guys ready for the worst. Brie sprayed them with the sterotypical "old lady" perfume and added peanut butter and crumbled cookies to the mixture, patting it lightly over their faces and exposed body parts, layering it as if she were spreading icing on cake.
"This is the song that never ends! It goes on and on, my friends!!!" Sasami sang, frollicing around, throwing potpouri and feathers she managed to dismantle from one of the boy's pillows. The solution stuck to the boys and Brie joined in the dancing. The duo resembled a pair of derranged muses, or perhaps just crazed nymphs, tossing potpouri and whatever they could manage to get from the cabinets throughtout the house.
At about four a.m., the party ended. Mia informed the duo that Sage often woke up at about 4:30 to work on his meditation. The room was a disaster. The room was toliet papered and the girls had managed to "mummify" the boys with toliet paper; if that was the case, the peanut butter, cookies, potpourri and shaving cream must have been the preseratives.
The girls smiled and nodded, satisfied with their work. Sasami and Brie turned to each other.
"Oh crap!" screeched Sasami, grabbing Mia and Brie. "They don't know where I live. Let us make our great escape before we are attacked."
"WE?!" Mia exclaimed with widened eyes, pulling away from Sasami's grip. "I don't recall attacking the boys with...with..." she gestured to the living room, filled with the messily-disfigured boys.
"Yeah, but you were a witness...if you're a witness, ya just as guilty as us! Besides, do you think they're NOT gonna kill you since ya LET us do this to them?" Sasami threatened, her arms folded across her chest.
"But I didn't LET you! You just did it!" Mia protested.
"But...will the GUYS think that...?" Brie asked, folding her arms as well. "The hell with it!" Sasami and Brie each grabbed Mia's arm and headed out the door.
"But I gotta pack! I have things...WAIT! Where are you PSYCHOPATHS taking me?!" Mia screeched as the two giggling girls dragged her through the streets of Tokyo.
"We're going to the one safe place in town!" Sasami said. "Sasa-chan's apartment! No one knows where she lives! We're safe there!" They ran several blocks down, splashing through rainpuddles still left from the day before, the result of a bad pluming system. A full moon lit the way as they reached a twenty-story shabby apartment building with white stucco. They quickly proceeded up the stairs of Sasami's apartment complex, grasping the cold iron bar of the handrail.
"Mwhahaha!" laughed Sasami evilly as she fumbled in her purse for a key. "We will be safe in the humble adobe of my home!"
"What are your parents gonna think about you getting home so late?" Mia asked, hoping that somehow she could squeeze her way out of the current situation. "They're dead," Sasami answered simply, opening the door. "There's nothing much they can do about it now."
Mia nearly knocked herself in the head. "I'm sorry."
"Don't worry about it!" Sasami flicked on the lights. "I went shopping earlier today, so I think we actually have decent snacks!" she screeched happily. "I usually eat them all in one day!"
Brie turned to her. "Boost?" An excited smile spread across her face.
"OF COURSE!" They danced manically around in a circle, then sped off to the kitchen, leaving Mia to close the still-open door in the tiny living room. The living room was rather small, but was furnished nicely. There was a light purple sofa and matching armchair, as well as a 22" high TV that was parallel the sofa. A coffee table in front of the sofa was covered with books, crumbled papers, a sketchpad, various candy bar wrappers, and coke cans. The walls were covered with paintings that Mia admired from where she stood near the door. One painting looked familiar...almost as though she had seen it before. She squinted her eyes, trying to focus her vision to see the distant artwork. She was just about to walk closer to observe it when...
"Ah, ambrosia of the gods!" Brie exclaimed, returning from what was presumably with her jug of boost. Sasami trailed behing Brie, quickly jugging down her boost, leaving a Boost mustache across the top of her lips. She giggled and wiped it off. It took about three seconds before they were bouncing off the walls.
"Look at me, I can fly!" Sasami bounced on the sofa and somersaulted off.
"Oh yeah, well I can lift heavy objects!" Brie said, lifting Sasami on her shoulders.
"I'm NOT HEAVY!" screeched Sasami, flipping off of her shoulders. "And besides that..." she sniffed the air. "I smell angry people..."
"Wha--?" A bang on the door resulted in five VERY angry boys and a nearly capsized door. Mia blinked somberly and Brie's mouth was slightly agape. Sasami greeted them with a smile. "Hey guys, what's cooking?"
"Well, you see there were these three girls who decided to have a little fun with us while we were sleeping." Sage said gently wipeing peanut butter off of his face. Brie and Sasami stifled giggles at the incredous look on Mia's face. "And thankfully, someone happened to leave their wallet in their pants pocket instead of in their purse...and that girl's outfit was STILL at Mia's." Sasami hit herself on the head.
"THREE?! THREE?!?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THREE?!" Mia screamed at the top of her lungs. Sasami and Brie fell to the ground in tears from laughing so hard. Ryo went up to Brie, and picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder, hauled her to the nearest room.
"Oooh, baby! Love is in THE air tonight!" joked Sasami as Brie was hauled to her bedroom. "Hope you don't plan on doing anything in there! I don't plan on going to goto the laundermat for another couple of days...!"
"OH SHUT UP!" Brie yelled , flipping the bird to Sasami, from the room as Ryo shut the door. The guys gave her A LOOK.
"There was never THIS much commotion before you came," Rowen commented, trying to scrape the bread crumbs from the tendrils of his hair. Cat-walking across the room to Rowen, Sasami gave him an innocent smile.
"Whoa, did someone make an assumption? Smart boy, you are Rowen. Bet YOU were the first one to figure it out. I started the whole idea...Rowen," she cooed softly into his ear. "You want a special prize now?" Sasami said seductively, licking the peanut butter off of his cheek. Rowen trembled in absolute desire, in delight. "Sasami will give you a BIG surprise…" she kneeled down on the ground, causing Rowen to tremble so vivaciously that he could have been mistaken for having a seizure. The guys and Mia stared wide-eyed at the girl's actions. "It's your first time, isn't it?" Sasami asked, tugging at his shirt, pivoting her head upwards, looking up into his deep, passionate eyes. He nodded numbly, unable to say a word. "Now you have a witness…someone to actually believe you, instead of claiming it and having everyone say, 'Rowen couldn't get it done if he paid someone a million dollars.' You happy, Rowen? You happy?" His head bobbed up and down quickly and repeatedly, Rowen still unable to say a word. "I know how to make a man love me...and I know how to make him hate me...so you sure you want it Rowen?" He nodded. "You REALLY sure?" He nodded again. "Here you go!" she kneed him straight in the balls and stood up defiantly, sticking out her tounge and crossing her eyes.
Rowen's eyes nearly popped right out of his skull. He fell to the ground, clutching what was left of his testicles. He gasped. He groaned. He simply closed his eyes, lying in a ball on the floor. Sasami laughed evilly.
"Next time, you'll know NOT to accuse Sasami Satono! Mwhaha!!" The guys stared.
"Oh god, somebody call 911!" Sage said, squealing like a little girl and running around the room spazztically.
"Rowen! Rowen!" Sai ran to his companion, trying to shake him from his daze. "It'll be okay…it'll all be okay!" He eyed Sasami suspisciously, not wanting to be her next victim.
"With the Sasami ball-snapper, it certainly won't be..." Sasami said, kneeling by Rowen and licking the peanut butter off the top of his nose. "Mmmmm…yummy…But Rowen, dear," she teased seductively, "I don't think you can bear children anymore…" Sasami got up and walked cattily away, to the opposite side of the room, where Kento was standing, still staring at the scene that was laid out before him.
The eyes of all of the boys faced her and traced her stride, step by step. She walked past him and hit him the back.
"Still shocked, Kento? Well you'd better watch your back, busta..." She headed towards her quarters, the room Ryo and Brie currently occupied. She turned around suddenly, causing the nearly-recovered Rowen and his pals to jump nearly twenty feet in the air. "Maybe you boys should get going. It's late and people will wonder why you made your exit so early in the morning." She turned back to the door and an almost inaudible sigh of relief echoed from the boys in the room. "See you…later…Right…?" she said, turning the doorknob with a wicked laugh. She peeked into her room, watching Brie and Ryo talking.
It sounded intimate and personal, so she turned back to the exiting boys who were carrying Rowen, Kento and Sage each had one of his arms around their necks and supported his weight. "See ya later, boys..." she said, closing the door. "Next time I'll let Miyuki out on ya!" she joked.
"Yeah, whatever..." Kento shut the door behind them with his free hand. She sat on the sofa, pushing the candy wrappers and crumbled papers that covered her sketchpad. Then, in a disillusioned state began to sketch her latest piece that would soon be painted and added to her museum of artwork that covered the walls in her house...
Brie and Ryo sat on Sasami's pink-and-purple ruffled bedsheets. It was apparent that the bed had been poorly made. Brie could never figure Sasami out. If she was going to make the bed at all, why didn't she do it right? It was almost as if she had done it out of routine... All over the room, like the rest of the rooms in Sasami's apartment, were various paintings, sketches, and drawings.
A small nightstand next to the bed held a framed picture of a little girl that resembled Sasami with long, curly locks on a boy's shoulders. She held a purple balloon and stuck out her tounge in defiance, while her brother just laughed. Behind them were two laughing adults, presumably their parents. There was also a lamp, the latest Dean Koontz book, and a prayer book.
Ryo sat on the opposite of the end of the bed from Brie. He looked at his feet, knowing that he would have to assest everything right now. "Brie..." he said, moving his gaze from his feet to the wall.
"Yeah...?" she turned to him with her cute little smile. It was evident from the expression in his voice that he wasn't lying, but for some reason, his gaze couldn't meet Brie's.
"There's something I have to tell you...I realized today, after I woke up totally creamed, that I loved you." Brie smiled and giggled, amuzed.
"I love you, too!" she said, "But why after we creamed you?" Ryo ignored her question.
"I've loved you more than anyone I have ever loved in my life. I've dated girls before, but this is the first time I could say I've ever felt this world, as if I hang your every action and expression on my heart and carry it everywhere. I just love you. There's no other way to describe it. It's not friendship love...it's love for you that has been diffrent from any other love." He looked up, his eyes locking with Brie's. He got up and gave her a kiss on the forehead. "But I can't love you...Sweet dreams, Brie-chan...." And with that, he left.
Eclipse: How'd ya like?! ^_^ I know Elfie-chan will kill me. This chapter didn't take TOO long to write. But she's having fun at a retreat and I'm stuck at home, late at night, bowing to my brother's every need because he had surgery to remove a cyst in his mouth. Thank god he's sleeping. I think I'm gonna finish the last episode of Magic Knight Rayearth2, volume 4!! Yay!! But find out what happens next in Chapter 5! ^_^ Read on and bai bai!!!
Chapter 4: Sweet Dreams...
Authors: Elf Toshiba and Sailor Eclipse
E-mail: SailorEclipse@sailormoonfan.com and ElfToshiba@yahoo.com Disclaimerz:
Eclipse: Me swwwooooooo sick! But me doing better...
*sends psychic message to Elf* Okay, here's her reply:
Elf: WAZZAP?!
Eclipse: Since there's not much to be said right now but, "WAZZAP" I'm gonna say some hello's and thank you's.
Thank you Elfie-chan for being such a good friend! *huggles* And hewwo to the Alyssa and Moriah, who are probably reading our crackhead writings. *giggles* And Sammy and Bunny and the rest of the gang, too! And Jhony and Eddie-chan and whoever in the world might be reading this! I'm so very happy someone else is as nuttie as us!! Mwhaha!!! So here goes Chapter 4. Enjoy! *spazzes out, pointing at the monitor* A chibi grasshopper came to visit me!
Elf: *psychic message* You're an idiot! *smack*
Chapter 4: Sweet Dreams
Sasami found herself blinking up at a pair of familiar blue eyes, staring up into an aura of blue light. She blinked a few times, a bit distraught, trying to focus her vision to make sure what she was seeing was not an illusion.
"ARGHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!" she kicked the sheets off of her, but only found herself in a more tangled mess. She was in an eccentric t-shirt, in a strange room, face-to-face with...KENTO?! She kicked, she punched, she lunged. "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?!" she screeched, landing a punch against Kento's face. Kento went spiraling backwards, flying against the wall, his head flying backwards. "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR RAPE! I WILL REPORT YOU FOR KIDNAPPING! I WILL FUCKING KICK YOUR ASS!!! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME!!" Kento fell backwards off of the bed, which he had accidently fallen on when he saw Sasami's eyes open. She stared at him with those cocky (Eclipse: No pun intended) green eyes, ready to murder, if she could ever get untangled from the web of orange bedsheets she was caught in. "I WILL KILL YOU!" she muttered as she ducked under another layer of sheets.
The rest of the clan made their way up the stairs, tumbling and toppling over each other, anxious to see what could have happened in less than three milliseconds to cause so much commotion. Sasami found herself tangled even more than ever and fell off the bed, landing near the wall filled with a museum of Sports Illustrated bathing suit posters. There they saw, lying on the floor, wrapped in orange bedsheets, a tangled Sasami bitching, and lying several feet away from her, a slightly injured Kento, touching his injured, bruised face.
"If she could hit the enemy like that there wouldn't be any need for Ronin Warriors," Kento muttered, touching his bruised face. He glanced up at a giggling Brie, who had just joined the rest of the clan. "Or Mage Warriors for that matter...."
~~After explanations
"So...you're saying I can blast people to smithereens AND I have a wicked cool armor??" Sasami exclaimed, pulling her shoulder-length blonde hair in a ponytail. "THAT IS SOOOO AWESOME! WICKED!"
"Yes, Sasami," Mia said in her know-it-all-voice, talking to Sasami as if she were a little kid.
And at the time, she appeared to be an adolescence. With her hair pulled back in a yellow ribbon, an excited smile spread across her face, filled with child-like excitement, she could only appear to be a little older that thirteen years. Her child-like face and height didn't contribute much to giving her a "more adult-like" appearance.
"You mean...I'm like a superhero in a video game??? Like, I can blast bad guys to dust?!" Sasami screeched with excitement, crumbling her bran muffin with excitement.
"Yes...Sasami...." Mia answered exasperatedly as Brie just laughed. Brie knew how ecstatic Sasami could get sometimes; besides the fact that Sasami was a video game fanatic, partly because of the fact she worked part-time at a cafe/arcade and what more would someone want than to be a superhero after beating every final fantasy game ever known to man? And memorizing all of the secret attacks in mortal combat. And being able to ruthlessly defeat anyone who challenged her?
Mia sipped her coffee as the boys slept in the living room. The round, wooden coffee table appeared even smaller when covered with a multitude of snacks and girls in PJs. Sasami wore one of Mia's old t-shirts that read, 'Have a nice day' and underneath it was a cute yellow smiley face that suited Sasami's sarcastic attitude. Underneath that, she wore the last (clean) pair of boxers in the house. Brie wore a too-big red nightset of Ryo's, a big red silk nightshirt and pants with the cuffs rolled up. Mia wore a moon-and-star fleece pajama set and a pair of light blue slippers.
"Could I blast Kento...?" Sasami said with a mischevious smile, fingering the small orb. "I mean, if I blasted him, my life could be complete! I could live my life happy!"
There was a long sigh before Mia changed the subject. "I'm sorry about the change of clothes. Your clothes were nearly ripped apart at the seams..."
"Yeah, now Kento's gotta pay for what he saw. I don't distribute my services without a fee." Sasami folded her arms over her chest. Mia and Brie stared for a minute until Brie burst into laughter, and Mia, hoping Sasami was joking, laughed nervously. "I was just kidding, you guys..." Sasami said, noting the tension in Mia's laughter. Mia sighed in relief, happy that her assumption was not true. She could just see the boys trying to get some lovin'...she couldn't stand waking up everynight to the sound of an orgasm. She would never sleep, and never get her studying done. Sasami bit into a blueberry bagel. "I do it for free for guys I like...."
Mia and Brie stared for a moment until Brie started laughing again. Mia nearly fell to the ground. This girl...could she make up her mind?! Brie blinked a few tears of laughter before saying,
"So now you LIKE Kento?"
"NO WAY!" screeched Sasami, throwing half of her bagel at Brie. "YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE AN IDIOT PERVERT LIKE HIM?! I KNOW I DON'T HAVE THAT GOOD OF TASTE, BUT SAYING THAT I LIKE KENTO IS LIKE SAYING I LIKE PLATFORM SHOES, POODLE SKIRTS, AND THE COLOR BROWN!" Brie caught the bagel and tossed it in her mouth, taking a sip of her Boost.
"No telling with YOU."
"What's THAT supposed to mean?!" screeched Sasami.
"You know it'll all be okay someday," Brie fake-coaxed from across the table, throwing an apple at Sasami's head. Sasami jumped to catch it, but instead ended up getting hit upside the head instead.
"OWOWOW!!!" whined Sasami, picking the apple from off the floor and tossing it back at Brie, who caught it and took a bite. "MUST YOU ALWAYS CATCH IT!?! YOU ALWAYS CATCH IT! FOR ONCE LET IT HIT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD! And by the way, why didn't you tell me that you were a Mage Warrior? I thought we were best friends."
Brie grinned sheepishly, scratching the back of her head. "Mia, cover for me," she whispered under her breath.
"It would have put your life in danger," Mia answered simply, spreading some kind of fruit-flavored spread on her plain, toasted bagel.
"But then…but then…I could have been the damisel in distress and a sweet prince would come and save me! 'Oh woe is I! Please save me,my handsome prince!'" Sasami swooned and sighed happily.
"Who do you mean…KENTO?!" teased Brie. Before the blink of an eye, an apple was flying across the table. This time the apple DID hit her head. "OW!" Brie yelled, rubbing her injured head. It didn't hurt, but that was beyond the point.
"You deserved that!" Sasami yelled, crossing her arms defiantly. "I HATE Kento! He's a stupid jackass!"
"Oooh, love is in the air!!" Brie joked, sticking out her tounge.
"Revnge is bittersweet!" Sasami muttered, "Don't push it, sista..." She grabbed out extra ammo of cookies from "her stash" on "her side" of the table, in case a war would break out. Brie saw this, and grabbing Kento's extra stash of food to retaliate, if neccesary. "Hey…guys..." Sasami said, eyes glinting evilly. "I have an idea.." She grinned like a cheshire cat.
"Uh oh...Does it have to do with slumbering the guys...?" Mia guessed, a bit nervously, perspiring from her forehead. What ELSE could it be? she thought to herself, hitting herself in the head.
"Maybe..." giggled Sasami evilly.
"Yeah, maybe...." echoed Brie, nodding.
"I get the shaving cream, you get whatever you can that will give the guys a BIG surprise..." Sasami said. She didn't even have to say it. The girls could almost ALWAYS read each other's minds...whether it was from just the expression on the other's face, or if they just always shared a psychic bond, Sasami and Brie almost *always* knew what the other was thinking. They ran off in their seperate ways,
Mia, jumping up a little late from her chair, turned her head to her left and right, where they had ran off to, and shook her head. It's FAR too late to stop them... she thought. They're LOONATICS! As soon as they found the minimal supplies they could carry, they headed to the living room, where they had all fallen asleep watching The Matrix and giggled evilly. Sasami had found some shaving cream, and along with various jellies and hand lotions, proceeded to get the guys ready for the worst. Brie sprayed them with the sterotypical "old lady" perfume and added peanut butter and crumbled cookies to the mixture, patting it lightly over their faces and exposed body parts, layering it as if she were spreading icing on cake.
"This is the song that never ends! It goes on and on, my friends!!!" Sasami sang, frollicing around, throwing potpouri and feathers she managed to dismantle from one of the boy's pillows. The solution stuck to the boys and Brie joined in the dancing. The duo resembled a pair of derranged muses, or perhaps just crazed nymphs, tossing potpouri and whatever they could manage to get from the cabinets throughtout the house.
At about four a.m., the party ended. Mia informed the duo that Sage often woke up at about 4:30 to work on his meditation. The room was a disaster. The room was toliet papered and the girls had managed to "mummify" the boys with toliet paper; if that was the case, the peanut butter, cookies, potpourri and shaving cream must have been the preseratives.
The girls smiled and nodded, satisfied with their work. Sasami and Brie turned to each other.
"Oh crap!" screeched Sasami, grabbing Mia and Brie. "They don't know where I live. Let us make our great escape before we are attacked."
"WE?!" Mia exclaimed with widened eyes, pulling away from Sasami's grip. "I don't recall attacking the boys with...with..." she gestured to the living room, filled with the messily-disfigured boys.
"Yeah, but you were a witness...if you're a witness, ya just as guilty as us! Besides, do you think they're NOT gonna kill you since ya LET us do this to them?" Sasami threatened, her arms folded across her chest.
"But I didn't LET you! You just did it!" Mia protested.
"But...will the GUYS think that...?" Brie asked, folding her arms as well. "The hell with it!" Sasami and Brie each grabbed Mia's arm and headed out the door.
"But I gotta pack! I have things...WAIT! Where are you PSYCHOPATHS taking me?!" Mia screeched as the two giggling girls dragged her through the streets of Tokyo.
"We're going to the one safe place in town!" Sasami said. "Sasa-chan's apartment! No one knows where she lives! We're safe there!" They ran several blocks down, splashing through rainpuddles still left from the day before, the result of a bad pluming system. A full moon lit the way as they reached a twenty-story shabby apartment building with white stucco. They quickly proceeded up the stairs of Sasami's apartment complex, grasping the cold iron bar of the handrail.
"Mwhahaha!" laughed Sasami evilly as she fumbled in her purse for a key. "We will be safe in the humble adobe of my home!"
"What are your parents gonna think about you getting home so late?" Mia asked, hoping that somehow she could squeeze her way out of the current situation. "They're dead," Sasami answered simply, opening the door. "There's nothing much they can do about it now."
Mia nearly knocked herself in the head. "I'm sorry."
"Don't worry about it!" Sasami flicked on the lights. "I went shopping earlier today, so I think we actually have decent snacks!" she screeched happily. "I usually eat them all in one day!"
Brie turned to her. "Boost?" An excited smile spread across her face.
"OF COURSE!" They danced manically around in a circle, then sped off to the kitchen, leaving Mia to close the still-open door in the tiny living room. The living room was rather small, but was furnished nicely. There was a light purple sofa and matching armchair, as well as a 22" high TV that was parallel the sofa. A coffee table in front of the sofa was covered with books, crumbled papers, a sketchpad, various candy bar wrappers, and coke cans. The walls were covered with paintings that Mia admired from where she stood near the door. One painting looked familiar...almost as though she had seen it before. She squinted her eyes, trying to focus her vision to see the distant artwork. She was just about to walk closer to observe it when...
"Ah, ambrosia of the gods!" Brie exclaimed, returning from what was presumably with her jug of boost. Sasami trailed behing Brie, quickly jugging down her boost, leaving a Boost mustache across the top of her lips. She giggled and wiped it off. It took about three seconds before they were bouncing off the walls.
"Look at me, I can fly!" Sasami bounced on the sofa and somersaulted off.
"Oh yeah, well I can lift heavy objects!" Brie said, lifting Sasami on her shoulders.
"I'm NOT HEAVY!" screeched Sasami, flipping off of her shoulders. "And besides that..." she sniffed the air. "I smell angry people..."
"Wha--?" A bang on the door resulted in five VERY angry boys and a nearly capsized door. Mia blinked somberly and Brie's mouth was slightly agape. Sasami greeted them with a smile. "Hey guys, what's cooking?"
"Well, you see there were these three girls who decided to have a little fun with us while we were sleeping." Sage said gently wipeing peanut butter off of his face. Brie and Sasami stifled giggles at the incredous look on Mia's face. "And thankfully, someone happened to leave their wallet in their pants pocket instead of in their purse...and that girl's outfit was STILL at Mia's." Sasami hit herself on the head.
"THREE?! THREE?!?! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN THREE?!" Mia screamed at the top of her lungs. Sasami and Brie fell to the ground in tears from laughing so hard. Ryo went up to Brie, and picking her up and throwing her over his shoulder, hauled her to the nearest room.
"Oooh, baby! Love is in THE air tonight!" joked Sasami as Brie was hauled to her bedroom. "Hope you don't plan on doing anything in there! I don't plan on going to goto the laundermat for another couple of days...!"
"OH SHUT UP!" Brie yelled , flipping the bird to Sasami, from the room as Ryo shut the door. The guys gave her A LOOK.
"There was never THIS much commotion before you came," Rowen commented, trying to scrape the bread crumbs from the tendrils of his hair. Cat-walking across the room to Rowen, Sasami gave him an innocent smile.
"Whoa, did someone make an assumption? Smart boy, you are Rowen. Bet YOU were the first one to figure it out. I started the whole idea...Rowen," she cooed softly into his ear. "You want a special prize now?" Sasami said seductively, licking the peanut butter off of his cheek. Rowen trembled in absolute desire, in delight. "Sasami will give you a BIG surprise…" she kneeled down on the ground, causing Rowen to tremble so vivaciously that he could have been mistaken for having a seizure. The guys and Mia stared wide-eyed at the girl's actions. "It's your first time, isn't it?" Sasami asked, tugging at his shirt, pivoting her head upwards, looking up into his deep, passionate eyes. He nodded numbly, unable to say a word. "Now you have a witness…someone to actually believe you, instead of claiming it and having everyone say, 'Rowen couldn't get it done if he paid someone a million dollars.' You happy, Rowen? You happy?" His head bobbed up and down quickly and repeatedly, Rowen still unable to say a word. "I know how to make a man love me...and I know how to make him hate me...so you sure you want it Rowen?" He nodded. "You REALLY sure?" He nodded again. "Here you go!" she kneed him straight in the balls and stood up defiantly, sticking out her tounge and crossing her eyes.
Rowen's eyes nearly popped right out of his skull. He fell to the ground, clutching what was left of his testicles. He gasped. He groaned. He simply closed his eyes, lying in a ball on the floor. Sasami laughed evilly.
"Next time, you'll know NOT to accuse Sasami Satono! Mwhaha!!" The guys stared.
"Oh god, somebody call 911!" Sage said, squealing like a little girl and running around the room spazztically.
"Rowen! Rowen!" Sai ran to his companion, trying to shake him from his daze. "It'll be okay…it'll all be okay!" He eyed Sasami suspisciously, not wanting to be her next victim.
"With the Sasami ball-snapper, it certainly won't be..." Sasami said, kneeling by Rowen and licking the peanut butter off the top of his nose. "Mmmmm…yummy…But Rowen, dear," she teased seductively, "I don't think you can bear children anymore…" Sasami got up and walked cattily away, to the opposite side of the room, where Kento was standing, still staring at the scene that was laid out before him.
The eyes of all of the boys faced her and traced her stride, step by step. She walked past him and hit him the back.
"Still shocked, Kento? Well you'd better watch your back, busta..." She headed towards her quarters, the room Ryo and Brie currently occupied. She turned around suddenly, causing the nearly-recovered Rowen and his pals to jump nearly twenty feet in the air. "Maybe you boys should get going. It's late and people will wonder why you made your exit so early in the morning." She turned back to the door and an almost inaudible sigh of relief echoed from the boys in the room. "See you…later…Right…?" she said, turning the doorknob with a wicked laugh. She peeked into her room, watching Brie and Ryo talking.
It sounded intimate and personal, so she turned back to the exiting boys who were carrying Rowen, Kento and Sage each had one of his arms around their necks and supported his weight. "See ya later, boys..." she said, closing the door. "Next time I'll let Miyuki out on ya!" she joked.
"Yeah, whatever..." Kento shut the door behind them with his free hand. She sat on the sofa, pushing the candy wrappers and crumbled papers that covered her sketchpad. Then, in a disillusioned state began to sketch her latest piece that would soon be painted and added to her museum of artwork that covered the walls in her house...
Brie and Ryo sat on Sasami's pink-and-purple ruffled bedsheets. It was apparent that the bed had been poorly made. Brie could never figure Sasami out. If she was going to make the bed at all, why didn't she do it right? It was almost as if she had done it out of routine... All over the room, like the rest of the rooms in Sasami's apartment, were various paintings, sketches, and drawings.
A small nightstand next to the bed held a framed picture of a little girl that resembled Sasami with long, curly locks on a boy's shoulders. She held a purple balloon and stuck out her tounge in defiance, while her brother just laughed. Behind them were two laughing adults, presumably their parents. There was also a lamp, the latest Dean Koontz book, and a prayer book.
Ryo sat on the opposite of the end of the bed from Brie. He looked at his feet, knowing that he would have to assest everything right now. "Brie..." he said, moving his gaze from his feet to the wall.
"Yeah...?" she turned to him with her cute little smile. It was evident from the expression in his voice that he wasn't lying, but for some reason, his gaze couldn't meet Brie's.
"There's something I have to tell you...I realized today, after I woke up totally creamed, that I loved you." Brie smiled and giggled, amuzed.
"I love you, too!" she said, "But why after we creamed you?" Ryo ignored her question.
"I've loved you more than anyone I have ever loved in my life. I've dated girls before, but this is the first time I could say I've ever felt this world, as if I hang your every action and expression on my heart and carry it everywhere. I just love you. There's no other way to describe it. It's not friendship love...it's love for you that has been diffrent from any other love." He looked up, his eyes locking with Brie's. He got up and gave her a kiss on the forehead. "But I can't love you...Sweet dreams, Brie-chan...." And with that, he left.
Eclipse: How'd ya like?! ^_^ I know Elfie-chan will kill me. This chapter didn't take TOO long to write. But she's having fun at a retreat and I'm stuck at home, late at night, bowing to my brother's every need because he had surgery to remove a cyst in his mouth. Thank god he's sleeping. I think I'm gonna finish the last episode of Magic Knight Rayearth2, volume 4!! Yay!! But find out what happens next in Chapter 5! ^_^ Read on and bai bai!!!