A/N: This is a story written (or rather, told) by my six year old little brother. Although it isn't strictly Dragonball Z, it really isn't anything else at all. Expect the normal sort of thing you get from a six-year-old brat. Also there actually ARE Dragonball characters in this story, no matter how OOC they are.
Disclaimer: Neither I, nor my brother own Dragonball Z, the characters of Dragonball Z or the children's nursery rhyme thingy featured in this fic. I must also STRESS that I wrote none of this (OK, so maybe I edited some parts, but the most I wrote was 0.0001%). My six year old brother did, and the only reason why I'm posting it up is because he is threatening me (my brother is a VERY violent and disturbed little boy).
Because my brother wrote this, however, he DOES own both Rufus and the rather mutated VERSION of the nursery rhyme.
Warning: Extreme stupidness ahead. Proceed at own risk.
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Once upon a time, there lived a dog name Rufus who like to eat porridge. One morning, however, he woke up and realised he didn't want to eat porridge anymore.
"What will I eat now?" wondered Rufus, and decided to ask his friend Dende.
"What should I eat Dende?" asked Rufus.
"Eat beef. Beef is VERY yummy," replied Dende, then proceeded to zap a cow onto Kami Lookout and ate it whole.
"Err...I can't eat beef," said Rufus, "Whenever I eat beef I get ouchy tummy aches and then I turn green and get dark green spots and feel all funny, and I HATE the colour green."
Hearing what Rufus had just said, Dende got VERY angry. He started to turn dark, dark green and smoke started coming out of his ears.
"ARE YOU SAYING THAT GREEN IS A YUCKY COLOUR???" roared Dende, then suddenly burst into a flood of tears, "Nobody wants to be my friend," he wailed, "Just because I'm green. But green is a pretty color...I love green..."
Rufus decided that it was now time to ask another friend. He saw his friend Mr. Popo, and went up to him.
"What should I eat Mr. Popo?" asked Rufus.
"Poo-poo," replied Mr. Popo.
"Poo-poo??" Rufus exclaimed, "Ewww! Poo-poo is DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How could you eat that Mr. Popo?"
"Poo-poo," replied Mr. Popo, then began to rap:
"Poo-poo is very yummy.
Stinky...and sweet.
You put them in your mouth and you swallow them too.
Take a
P-O-O-P-O and O.
Poo-poooo.
Poo-poooooo.
Now eat!!"
Almost at once, a plate full of poo-poo appeared in front of Rufus. The poo began to stink. Rufus decided to ask another friend. Rufus saw his friend, Goku.
Going up to Goku, Rufus asked, "What should I eat Goku?"
"Ermm...ummm....ermmm.....could you repeat that Rufus?" asked Goku.
"I asked 'What should I eat today?' Goku. What do you think I should eat? Noodles??" asked Rufus.
"I dunno Rufus, what should you eat?" replied Goku.
"How about rice?" asked Rufus.
"Rice? RICE??? HOW COULD YOU ASK SUCH A THING?? MY POOR GOHAN!!!!!" Goku had suddenly changed into Chi Chi, "YOU...YOU MONSTER!!!" she screamed and suddenly a rolling pin appeared in her hand.
Poor Rufus didn't even have a chance. He was bashed up to death by Chi Chi before he even knew what was happening. And that was the end of Rufus and his problems.
THE END
The moral of this story, is "be careful what you say about eating rice". Who knows who may change in into Chi Chi?