chapter 2.
Lily reached her dorm room and pushed the door open. But what she found surprised her.
Sirius and one of Lily's other dorm mates, Gina Keating, were kissing in the middle of the room. Upon hearing Lily drop her Transfiguration book with a loud thud, the separated.
"Lil! Uh, this isn't what it looks like," Gina gasped, fixing her robes.
"It isn't? Then let me tell you what it looks like. It looks like one of my best friends is kissing one of my enemy's best friends. Hmmm, is that what it is?"
Gina sighed. "Okay, that's what it is. Don't tell anyone, Lil! Please."
"Why not? How long have you been keeping this from me, Gene?"
"A--a while."
"WHAT!"
"Shush!" Gina and Sirius whispered simultaneously.
"How do you expect me to shush?"
"I can put a silence charm on you," Sirius offered.
"I can break it," Lily replied mockingly.
"No you--"
"Yeah she can, Sirius."
"Then what am I supposed to do?"
"Leave," Lily said.
"Come on, Lil--"
"I don't think so. The next thing I'm gonna see is Remus kissing Kat, and then shrimpy little Jessie is going to be kissing that freak Peter, [A/N hey, i h8 him 2] and me and James are gonna be the only sane ones left!"
Gina and Sirius glanced at each other. "That probably won't happen, Lil," Gina said.
"What?! It's already happening?"
"No, no! That's not what I said--"
"No, that's exactly what you said! Remus and Kat? Jessie and, ugh!, Peter?"
"Well, the first part--"
"Sirius, you'd better leave before I have a nervous breakdown. No kisses good bye."
Sirius left in a hurry. The door slammed behind him.
Lily immediately went into a calm state, almost giggly, as she lay on Gina's bed. Gina sat down beside her.
"So, when did it all start?" Lily asked.
"Start? Uh, Lil? Are you sure something isn't wrong with you?"
"There's nothing. Hey, Gina; you wanna help me find a hex to send at James?"
"I dunno... he's really nice."
"Oh, Gina! Sirius really has been rubbing off on you. Hey, I know!" She jumped off the bed and threw open her own trunk, searching for a book. "Aha!" She pulled out '1001 Transfiguration Hexes.'
"What're you going to do, Lil?"
"Hmmm, I dunno...maybe just sorta turn Jamsie into a different person. Perhaps, I don't know, Snape?"
"Lily!"
"Hey, he's done worse."
"He has?"
Lily blushed, not knowing why because he really hadn't done worse. All of his curses were pathetic. At least, in Lily's opinion. "Yeah," she lied. Gina bit her tongue (she looked ready to laugh), and Lily fought the urge to just tell the truth.
Lily flipped through the book until she found a hex titled 'Human Transformation by use of a charm' and stopped.
"Why is it 'by use of a charm', Lil?"
"Because I can't do Transfiguration for crap. Charms are way easier, and they do pretty much the same thing."
"Weird."
"Yeah, I know. Okay, so all I have to do is say the incantation and substitute the name of the person you want them to turn in to."
"You sure you're going to do this, Lily?"
"Positive. Here goes! *tronfurmius-Snape!*"
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[A/N kinda know what's gonna happen? review before you click for the next chapter! then review again! has anyone other than me noticed that none of my fics are connected? look at 'the moments b4' then 'a new beginning' then this. there are no connections whatsoever. except they use the same characters. that's about it. the word 'whatsoever' looks funny to me...]
[JICUW2K: just in case you want to know, if i seem weirded just beat me with a smelting stick.]
[Disclaimer: any sane person would know that i own all the characters. that makes everyone insane.]
Lily reached her dorm room and pushed the door open. But what she found surprised her.
Sirius and one of Lily's other dorm mates, Gina Keating, were kissing in the middle of the room. Upon hearing Lily drop her Transfiguration book with a loud thud, the separated.
"Lil! Uh, this isn't what it looks like," Gina gasped, fixing her robes.
"It isn't? Then let me tell you what it looks like. It looks like one of my best friends is kissing one of my enemy's best friends. Hmmm, is that what it is?"
Gina sighed. "Okay, that's what it is. Don't tell anyone, Lil! Please."
"Why not? How long have you been keeping this from me, Gene?"
"A--a while."
"WHAT!"
"Shush!" Gina and Sirius whispered simultaneously.
"How do you expect me to shush?"
"I can put a silence charm on you," Sirius offered.
"I can break it," Lily replied mockingly.
"No you--"
"Yeah she can, Sirius."
"Then what am I supposed to do?"
"Leave," Lily said.
"Come on, Lil--"
"I don't think so. The next thing I'm gonna see is Remus kissing Kat, and then shrimpy little Jessie is going to be kissing that freak Peter, [A/N hey, i h8 him 2] and me and James are gonna be the only sane ones left!"
Gina and Sirius glanced at each other. "That probably won't happen, Lil," Gina said.
"What?! It's already happening?"
"No, no! That's not what I said--"
"No, that's exactly what you said! Remus and Kat? Jessie and, ugh!, Peter?"
"Well, the first part--"
"Sirius, you'd better leave before I have a nervous breakdown. No kisses good bye."
Sirius left in a hurry. The door slammed behind him.
Lily immediately went into a calm state, almost giggly, as she lay on Gina's bed. Gina sat down beside her.
"So, when did it all start?" Lily asked.
"Start? Uh, Lil? Are you sure something isn't wrong with you?"
"There's nothing. Hey, Gina; you wanna help me find a hex to send at James?"
"I dunno... he's really nice."
"Oh, Gina! Sirius really has been rubbing off on you. Hey, I know!" She jumped off the bed and threw open her own trunk, searching for a book. "Aha!" She pulled out '1001 Transfiguration Hexes.'
"What're you going to do, Lil?"
"Hmmm, I dunno...maybe just sorta turn Jamsie into a different person. Perhaps, I don't know, Snape?"
"Lily!"
"Hey, he's done worse."
"He has?"
Lily blushed, not knowing why because he really hadn't done worse. All of his curses were pathetic. At least, in Lily's opinion. "Yeah," she lied. Gina bit her tongue (she looked ready to laugh), and Lily fought the urge to just tell the truth.
Lily flipped through the book until she found a hex titled 'Human Transformation by use of a charm' and stopped.
"Why is it 'by use of a charm', Lil?"
"Because I can't do Transfiguration for crap. Charms are way easier, and they do pretty much the same thing."
"Weird."
"Yeah, I know. Okay, so all I have to do is say the incantation and substitute the name of the person you want them to turn in to."
"You sure you're going to do this, Lily?"
"Positive. Here goes! *tronfurmius-Snape!*"
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[A/N kinda know what's gonna happen? review before you click for the next chapter! then review again! has anyone other than me noticed that none of my fics are connected? look at 'the moments b4' then 'a new beginning' then this. there are no connections whatsoever. except they use the same characters. that's about it. the word 'whatsoever' looks funny to me...]
[JICUW2K: just in case you want to know, if i seem weirded just beat me with a smelting stick.]
[Disclaimer: any sane person would know that i own all the characters. that makes everyone insane.]