Disclaimer- Unfortunately I do not own Lunar or its characters *sigh*, but I did make up Laticia…
** is the narrator
THIS MEANS SOMEBODY IS YELLING OR EXTREMLY EXCITED
*this means an action is being performed*
'Nough explained. Now, enjoy the insanity! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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** Our heroes were at a party with all their friends and admirers when a letter addressed simply "To the Five Heroes and the annoying flying cat" arrived.
Nall: HEY! I'M NOT A CAT!
** Everyone stared at the letter in Alex's hand as he stared at it for a long time… a very long time. We're talking about 7 or 8 hours here. Finally *everyone sighs* he opened and read it aloud.
Dear Dragonboy *everyone gasp*
Waaazzzz uuuuuuppppppppp? How are you? Me? Fine. Anyways, while you were all stupidly staring at this letter, I used my genius to kidnap Luna (Alex: Ah, man…). I took her to my lair, located at 300 Ruid, Frontier 00001. HA! You don't know where I am!!! Hahahahahaha!
Love, your esteemed enemy,
Ghaleon
Alex: How will we ever find him?
Nash: OHH! I KNOW! I KNOW! Let's check the address!
Jess: Yeah!
Alex: Riotous dude!
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** Our heroes reach the Frontier.
Kyle: Look, it's 300 Ruid.
Mia: Let's go in, sista!
** Our heroes enter Ruid and head strait for the top floor where they meet… LATICIA! THE WORLD'S BIGGEST IDIOT!
Laticia: HELLO!
Alex: Who are you?
Laticia: I AM LATICIA! I WORK FOR THE CUTE BOY GHALEON! HE LET'S ME DO STUFF FOR HIM!
Nall: Do you know where Ghaleon is?
Laticia: *nod's head* YEAH! I KNOW WHERE CUTE BOY GHALEON IS! FOLLOW ME! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
** Laticia brings our heroes to Ghaleon, where he is talking to Luna, who is tied to the wall.
Ghaleon: You fond me! How?
Nall: Your address was in the letter.
Ghaleon: Damn!
Luna: Alex, you came to save me!
Alex: *having an animated conversation with himself*
Luna: Damn! I knew I was dating an idiot!
Mia: *walks up to Ghaleon* Your shoelace is untied.
Ghaleon: Oh. *bends over*
Mia: *pulls Ghaleon's underwear up*
Ghaleon: *moans*
Mia: Melvin. (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey, for those of you who don't know)
** Luna is untied and Kyle kick Ghaleon over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and ect. And ect. And ect. ….
**Luna, Nall, Nash, Mia, Kyle, and Jess leave the Frontier and go home.
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10 years later…
Alex: *still having an animated conversation with himself in Ruid*
END