The Wizard of Oz: DBZ Style
Chapter 1: The tornado
Author's little part where they say stuff so you can understand stuff easier: hi everybody...just so you people dont get freaked out because i might confuse you, i live in a box. And my name is Amanda. Somehow, Cell lives there too, with his family. Freiza is Cell's spouse. And, my box is small on the outside, but when you walk into it, its big, go figure. Go to www.geocities.com/trunks647 to learn more about them. Anyways, If you read The Weird Mission by Bulmarules, it has the same characters. I am the person who wrote the original of that story or whatever they say in the normal world...anyways read....and if you feel like it, then review.
Disclaimer: something...or another...blah blah blah, i want to rule the world...and i dont own anything here, except my box.
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I was sitting in the box, and Vegeta was reading a book, yes I believe that some point in his life, his oh, so loving father told somebody to teach Prince Vegeta to read. "What are you reading, Vegeta?" I asked with curiosity, darn my curiosity. "None of your business woman." Vegeta spat. "Thanks for the refresing shower." I grab the book from his hands. 'HOW TO BEAT YOUR WIFE'S STUPID FRIEND IN BATTLE, by: Mr. Popo'. "How odd..." "AMANDA, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIR BRUSH???!!" yelled Freiza. "NO!....HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, YOU DON'T HAVE HAIR!!" I screamed on the top of my lungs. And Vegeta was deaf for an hour. "YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!" Freiza yelled back. "Actually....ugh, nevermind." I muttered. Suddenly, the refridgerator fell on top of Freiza. "Hey, has anybody besides me notice that everything is black and white?" I asked. "AMANDA! Why does it feel like the house is going in circles?" Cell asked. "Must be the side effect of being stupid and ugly, and that your in denial." I said as I rubbed my forehead. "Oh...okay..." said Cell confused. I look out the window and happen to notice that we are in a tornado and going higher. "How queer, I didn't know we got tornadoes here." I said. "Well, we do live in 'Tornado Valley'." said Vegeta, making me sound stupid. "Oh...really?" I asked...okay, I did sound stupid.
We finally landed, and we all fell on the frigderator. We heard a crunch under the fridge. "Ow..." We heard someone say. Vegeta runs out of the box real fast, sort of like someone does when they have to go to the bathroom REALLY bad. "Wonder where he went." I said to myself. "You know what Amanda, you would look really good in a blue dress, with pigtails and a picnic basket." Cell said. "I am soooooo ignoring that comment!" I said. Cell looked for Freiza, yet we couldn't find him....her....it.... We walked out the door and looked around, there was color everywhere. "I'm green again! Oh, I'm so happy." said Cell smiling. I start hearing little voices laughing. "Man, I thought my pyschiatrist said I would stop hearing voices after week of the medication that's in the shape of leaves!" I yelled, angry that the medication he gave me, what's it called...Marijuana...(I am not really on drugs, its a fic people!). "It's not just you Amanda, I hear them too." said Cell. "That doesn't comfort me Cell." Then little green Munchkins popped out...they weren't Munchkins they were...Nameks? "Oh, little Dende people! They are so cute!" I wailed. "If that's what you Earthlings call that..." said Cell. "WE ARE GOING TO KILL YOU!" They chanted around us. "Do we get to know why?" I asked weakly. "NO!" they yelled back. "Oh, how thoughtful of them!" said Cell, who wasn't really listening to the little Nameks. Then a girl appeared...it was Bra(oh my favorite person, yeah right). "I have a manicure and junk, so lets hurry up!" said Bra with the preppy annoying voice.(I know she isn't like that, or at least I hope not!No offense to the people who like her...like my sister) "So, your a bad witch." said Bra. "Uh...don't I get to answer that question?" "I am only stating the obvious!" Bra whined. Cell tried to hold back his laughter, while my eye twitched. "Whatever, can I ask you why the nameks want to kill me?" I asked. "Well, you killed there leader." "Who was there leader?" "No other, than the World Champion, Mr. Satan(what a perfect name) himself." Said Bra. "And they are mad??" I asked, very confused. "Sure, they loved him. And now you must take his Champion Belt!" said Bra. "But I don't want his belt." "TAKE IT!!" She screamed in my ears. "Just take the stupid thing." Muttered Cell.
The Nameks started singing death songs, and did dances around us. "Aren't we supposed to get a musical?" I asked. "They must be musically declined." Whispered Cell. "Oh..." Then Vegeta appeared, and I believe he tried to land on a roof, but ended up landing on his daughter. "GET OFF OF ME DADDY!" Screamed Bra. Bra soon left after that. "You have my--friend's---no that can't be right---ugh, just give me the stupid belt!" Vegeta yelled. "Why should I?" "Because if you don't I will kill you and your little green duck too!" Vegeta said. "I am not a duck thank you, I am an andriod." Cell said with pride. "Give it to me!" Give it to me Vegeta snarled. "Maybe later." "Ugh woman, fine but I will be back for you and the robotic duck!" POOF! And Vegeta left. "I have been redused to a robotic duck." Cell whimpered. "Get over it."
Well, people that's it for Chapter One. Please review and tell me if I should go on. Even if you only say 'go on'. :) thanx! I will come out with Chapter Two tommorow or the next day! Bye!