Wizard of Oz: DBZ Style
Chapter 2
By: The Brainless Wonder
Disclaimer: I own my box....and the plastic milk carton next to me.
I don't own the stinkin show you call DBZ...if only...
Author's note: Here is chapter 2 everybody, this might not be as funny as the first chapter, you will have to see for yourself...R&R please
After being chased down the red bricked road by the little green people, we came across a scarecrow. "Hello mates, could you help me down?" asked the scarecrow Jeice. "Oh, the poor thing is dead." I said to myself. "No, not really..." said the scarecrow. "Did you hear that Amanda?" Cell asked. "Hear what?" "It was me!!" Jeice yelled. "By golly Cell, I think the stick attached to the scarecrow is talking to us!" I said in excitment. "I have talked to sticks before, they arent the friendliest things..." "Too bad the poor thing is dead...He could of been a nice companion." I said to myself. "I AM NOT DEAD YOU INSCOLENT MORONS!" he yelled. "I think you are dead, and don't call us morons!" I yelled back and Cell and I walked off.
"Those scarecrows these days, never give us the respect us interesting people deserve." Said Cell in a British accent. We kept walking and walking...and walking, and soon got to a forest. "Look at these creatures, they have no clothes on!" "They are called lions, Cell...hey, wait a minute, AH! LIONS!...oh its just you Vegeta." I sighed. "Give me the belt my pretty....er...ugly...ugh! just give me the stupid belt woman!" yelled Vegeta. "No, you smell funny, and your mommy dresses you funny." I said. "That's why you won't give it to me??!!" Asked a suprised Vegeta. "Well, now that we are talking about that, your mother wears combat boots too!" Said Cell. "I know..." said a confused Vegeta. "I don't need to take this verbal abuse from you people, I will come back later!" POOF and he was gone. "How strange."
Further in the forest, we come across a medal robot looking thing. "That looks a lot like my baby." Said Cell. (That's what Cell called them in one episode.) "What happened to you, Andriod 17?" I asked. Andriod 17 mumbled something. "What? I can't understand you, can you repeat that?" He just mumbled louder. "Oh, I think he is saying something about that tin can." I pointed. "Oh! For me, #17, you shouldn't have! I was getting thirsty." Said Cell as he picked up the tin can. And, then he drank it all. "You know, I do say we andriods do need oil after a while." "Yeah, and thats why I think 17 wanted it." "Well, I am sure he can live a little bit longer if he tries." "Baka..." We continue on our journey. Then Cell grabs a brochure out of nowhere (right now I don't wanna know where he has been keeping it...probably his tail, where he keeps everything else^_^) and opens it up. "Do not take a left at the fork in the path..." Cell read off. "We took the left." I said starting to freak. "You might run into Saiyans, perverts, and nameks!" Cell read off. "Oh my...Saiyans, perverts, and nameks...oh my..." I started saying to myself. "This should be a musical Amanda! Saiyans, perverts, and nameks...oh my!" Cell started singing. "SHUT-UP CELL!" I yelled. I sighed and went on with life.
Okay people, I though I should end the chapter here, or might keep going and never stop. Even though my chapters aren't that long. So, please review, and thanx for reading! Ja ne -the brainless wonder