Really short, really, really bad, incredibly stupid cross-over of Pokemon: the First Movie and Candid Camera. Please don't sue us, we're very poor. Very. (Don't forget to Read and Review).
Today on Candid Camera:
by the EBONY DRAGON
(IDEA and GIOVANNI'S LINES by YOUNGER BROTHER)
ANNOUNCER: Today on Candid Camera: How would you react if this psychic Pokemon destroyed your research island? Well, today we've asked evil millionaire Giovanni to take a casual trip out to New Island where his research facility has just been leveled by Mewtwo. Let's see how he reacts.
[Giovanni steps out of his chopper and takes one look.]
GIOVANNI: What happened here!?
MEWTWO: [calls up Giovanni on cell phone] Hello, I'm a psychic Pokemon who only recently was brought to life by your fame-seeking employees for your own demented purposes. Upon realizing I had no reason to assist these humans in their callous exploitations, I took matters into my own balled hands.
GIOVANNI: Right... Who is this really? Well, look, this is all very touching, but who's gonna pay for this? [stares at the flaming debris and raises his arms in exasperation] Look, look, look. I may be an evil millionaire, but these state-of-the-art science facilities don't come cheap, you know.
MEWTWO: Well, that's not my problem.
GIOVANNI: [blank, disbelieving stare] Okay, okay, okay. [stuttering] th-th-th, y-ya might have a reason for destroying the island, but what about my credit rating?
MEWTWO: There is one thing I think you might be able to do.
GIOVANNI: Right... What's that?
MEWTWO: Smile!... [theme song girls join in] You're on Candid Camera!!!
GIOVANNI: [falls stiffly to the ground with a giant bead of sweat on his head]
ANNOUNCER: Next week on Candid Camera: How would you react if your son told you he's betrayed the Empire you serve to join the Liberation Army and must fight you in mortal combat? We'll find out when the Suikoden cast hears...
SMILE! YOU'RE ON CANDID CAMERA!