Wizard of Oz: DBZ Style
Chap. 3
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: Hello my good people. Sorry it took forever for the third chapter. I discovered the addiction of Chrono Trigger, and I haven't really had time to write anything. Anyways, I am in the process of another fic that I might put up...not sure. Hope this chapter is insane like the others! Read and Review ^_~ Ja ne!
Disclaimer: This has made me think a little, has anybody ever been sued for not putting up a disclaimer? It sort of makes you wonder, well I don't own Dragonball Z...I know your surprised and dissapointed but try to live on!
The Encounter of Yajerobi
Cell continued on with his (I don't want to get in to the gender thing right now, it gets tiring after awhile) "beautifully singing" and I was crawling on the path hoping somehow, in someway, somebody (lots of things start with some) would save me from this torture. Not likely.
"Amanda, isn't it just grand walking in the woods?" "Oh yes, I should do it more often." We heard a rustle in the bush and turned our heads. And out popped our good friend Yajerobi. "Oh Ah, run for your dear life, it's the person who cut off Vegeta's tail, he is dangerous, Ah." I said in a dull voice. Cell started running really fast towards the exit off the woods. "I WAS JUST KIDDING YOU MORON!!" I yelled hoping Cell would hear me. "Oh, silly me, hehe" "Shut-up Cell." We forgot about Yajerobi, who went back in the bushes. Five minutes later Yajerobi popped out again. "OOGLY BOOGLY WOOGLY WOO!" Yajerobi screamed in my face. "Is this a greeting ritual for you human Earthlings?" asked Cell with curiosity. "Yes, in fact it is Cell, next time you see your wife, do that greeting ritual for me." "Okie dokie." "Are you scared Amanda?" asked Yajerobi. "You know me and my fear of strong people." I said sarcasticly. "Cell, can you blow him up or something?" I asked. "Of course, anything for my favorite insane person." "But I only wanted to join you guys, so I could get some courage!" pleaded Yajerobi. "Courage this!" said Cell has he kicked him in the gut. "You know Cell, maybe we were supposed to let him join us...same with Andriod 17 and Jeice. "Too late now." Said Cell. "Actually, we can go back and get..." "I SAID IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!!" Yelled Cell. "Oh...okay...whatever."
We continued on and came to a field of flowers. "Ew...I hate the color pink." I said as we walked down the hill of flowers. "Oh, I feel so giddy and free." Said Cell as he did ballerina jumps everywhere.
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Vegeta looked into the crystal ball. "Why does this stupid thing only show a big fat guy and some snow??" Asked Vegeta who was getting rathered annoyed. "Er...Transparent Christmas decoration balls, just aren't what they used to be, sir." Said Yamcha. "Yes, exactly." Said Tien and Choatzu. "Okay, who hired the freaks?" Asked Vegeta. "I did, sir." Said Andriod 16 as he raised his hand. "Who hired you?" "You did sir." Said Andriod 16. "I must have been on drugs or something..." Said Vegeta as he wondered what he was on. "My records indicate that you had just lost against Goku in a spar match for the 1,003,228 time." "SHUT-UP ANDRIOD!" yelled Vegeta with the veins popping out of his head. "Yes Sir." Vegeta throws the snowball thingy at Choatzu's head and demanded they get him a real one. "Ow..." said Choatzu.
What will happen in the field of flowers you ask? Will Vegeta put us to sleep, like the script says? The only way is to...well, wait for my lazy butt to come out with the fourth chapter. I will try not to make you wait :) Ja ne!
Chap. 3
By: The Brainless Wonder
A/N: Hello my good people. Sorry it took forever for the third chapter. I discovered the addiction of Chrono Trigger, and I haven't really had time to write anything. Anyways, I am in the process of another fic that I might put up...not sure. Hope this chapter is insane like the others! Read and Review ^_~ Ja ne!
Disclaimer: This has made me think a little, has anybody ever been sued for not putting up a disclaimer? It sort of makes you wonder, well I don't own Dragonball Z...I know your surprised and dissapointed but try to live on!
The Encounter of Yajerobi
Cell continued on with his (I don't want to get in to the gender thing right now, it gets tiring after awhile) "beautifully singing" and I was crawling on the path hoping somehow, in someway, somebody (lots of things start with some) would save me from this torture. Not likely.
"Amanda, isn't it just grand walking in the woods?" "Oh yes, I should do it more often." We heard a rustle in the bush and turned our heads. And out popped our good friend Yajerobi. "Oh Ah, run for your dear life, it's the person who cut off Vegeta's tail, he is dangerous, Ah." I said in a dull voice. Cell started running really fast towards the exit off the woods. "I WAS JUST KIDDING YOU MORON!!" I yelled hoping Cell would hear me. "Oh, silly me, hehe" "Shut-up Cell." We forgot about Yajerobi, who went back in the bushes. Five minutes later Yajerobi popped out again. "OOGLY BOOGLY WOOGLY WOO!" Yajerobi screamed in my face. "Is this a greeting ritual for you human Earthlings?" asked Cell with curiosity. "Yes, in fact it is Cell, next time you see your wife, do that greeting ritual for me." "Okie dokie." "Are you scared Amanda?" asked Yajerobi. "You know me and my fear of strong people." I said sarcasticly. "Cell, can you blow him up or something?" I asked. "Of course, anything for my favorite insane person." "But I only wanted to join you guys, so I could get some courage!" pleaded Yajerobi. "Courage this!" said Cell has he kicked him in the gut. "You know Cell, maybe we were supposed to let him join us...same with Andriod 17 and Jeice. "Too late now." Said Cell. "Actually, we can go back and get..." "I SAID IT'S TOO LATE NOW!!!" Yelled Cell. "Oh...okay...whatever."
We continued on and came to a field of flowers. "Ew...I hate the color pink." I said as we walked down the hill of flowers. "Oh, I feel so giddy and free." Said Cell as he did ballerina jumps everywhere.
~~~~**********~~~~~
Vegeta looked into the crystal ball. "Why does this stupid thing only show a big fat guy and some snow??" Asked Vegeta who was getting rathered annoyed. "Er...Transparent Christmas decoration balls, just aren't what they used to be, sir." Said Yamcha. "Yes, exactly." Said Tien and Choatzu. "Okay, who hired the freaks?" Asked Vegeta. "I did, sir." Said Andriod 16 as he raised his hand. "Who hired you?" "You did sir." Said Andriod 16. "I must have been on drugs or something..." Said Vegeta as he wondered what he was on. "My records indicate that you had just lost against Goku in a spar match for the 1,003,228 time." "SHUT-UP ANDRIOD!" yelled Vegeta with the veins popping out of his head. "Yes Sir." Vegeta throws the snowball thingy at Choatzu's head and demanded they get him a real one. "Ow..." said Choatzu.
What will happen in the field of flowers you ask? Will Vegeta put us to sleep, like the script says? The only way is to...well, wait for my lazy butt to come out with the fourth chapter. I will try not to make you wait :) Ja ne!