THE ESCAPE
A/N this story is dedicated to DiemondDagger- who instructed my feeble mind how to load stories.
Harry Potter lay outstretched on his bed, reading a book, The Hitchhikers Guide
to the Galaxy, That he found deep inside Dudley's untouched bookcase. He had
been reading a lot since he returned to no 4 Privet drive from his 4th year at
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He needed to keep his mind of what
had happened that year. He wished that he were at the Burrow, with his friends.
He had felt kind of lonely the past two weeks. Sure his friends had owled him,
but he wished he could hear their voices again. Heck, he hadn't heard a friendly
voice in TWO weeks. The Durleys weren't being their usual mean selves, they were
about ten times worse.
He heard a tapping on the window and jumped. It was Pig. He opened the window
and let Pig in- thank god, he hadn't had a letter in days.
Harry
Hi! Mum just got news from Dumbledore that you can come to the Burrow. I don't
know why you couldn't come straight here in the first place. Anyway, Hermione is
coming today. You can come tomorrow. Don't bother asking the muggles this time.
We're coming by car anyway. 5;30 sharp. Hermoine's uncle borrowed his boss's
car. Just get your stuff pact up. See ya tomorrow-RON
Harry grinned; the Durleys were going to wet them selves.
It was 5:15. Harry had moved his trunk down to the cupboard under the stairs in
the early morning. He was waiting by the living room for the car to come. His
plan was simple. When his friends came he would grab his trunk and make a run
for it. A car came up the drive. He was about to get his trunk when he realized
who was in the car. AUNT MARGE!!! There was nothing he could do; he had sent
Hedwig to the Burrow that morning. He was very, very screwed.
"Marge! What a surprise!" Aunt Petunia squealed.
"Petunia! Hello! Vernon! Where's Dudleykinns? Why here he is, ohh what a man
he's become!"
"Harry couldn't help sniggering. Dudley was, if possible, fatter than before.
Whats more, he looked like a huge boulder in which algae had been growing on. He
had gotten his share of spots over the past year. Aunt Marge looked at him
disdainfully as she threw her bags to him. He gulped. His past meetings with
Aunt Marge had not been happy ones. Then the sound of a car scraping the gravel
ringed in Harry's ears. They were here. A knocking came on the door. Uncle
Vernon opened it. Hermione and Ron stood their looking very innocent.
"Can I see Harry please?"
"Why?"
Harry could see that Ron was carefully slipping to the stairs. Harry beckoned to
the cupboard, a Ron agilely opened the door. He looked back at Hermione. She
looked different. Her dark hair was smooth and hung down to her elbows with
stands framing her face. She had a suspiciously mischievous look on her face.
Harry noticed that Dudley had noticed her to. Hermione looked at Dudley, then at
Harry and walked forward to place the biggest smooch on Harry she could possibly
muster.
"You little whore!! Get out of my house!!!" Uncle Vernon yelled. Dudley looked
stunned. In all the confusion Harry saw Ron drag the trunk out of the cupboard.
He ran to help him while Hermione kept the diversion going, asking questions to
Aunt Marge like "When's the baby due?" as Harry and Ron stuck out the door.
Hermione sprinted to the car after them leaving the Durleys and Aunt Marge
looking completely confused. Once they where in the car he looked around at his
friends.
"Hermione! You kissed me!"
"Well noticed Harry. You get the award for observer of the year!"
" It was part of our plan!" George said. "Hermione causes a diversion, and you
make a run for it."
"Brilliant wasn't it, by the way, who was the pregnant guy?" Harry started
laughing at Ron's comment.
"You mean Aunt Marge!!"
" THAT WAS A WOMAN!!" Fred said, in hysterics.
" Its hard to believe I know." Harry said in between fits of laughter
"At that the five kids plus Mr. Wesley, who had been quietly listing to their
conversation, started into hysterical laughter.
A/N I Know Its not romantic yet, but it will get romantic- I promise. WRITE A
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOUU!!!!
A/N this story is dedicated to DiemondDagger- who instructed my feeble mind how to load stories.
Harry Potter lay outstretched on his bed, reading a book, The Hitchhikers Guide
to the Galaxy, That he found deep inside Dudley's untouched bookcase. He had
been reading a lot since he returned to no 4 Privet drive from his 4th year at
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. He needed to keep his mind of what
had happened that year. He wished that he were at the Burrow, with his friends.
He had felt kind of lonely the past two weeks. Sure his friends had owled him,
but he wished he could hear their voices again. Heck, he hadn't heard a friendly
voice in TWO weeks. The Durleys weren't being their usual mean selves, they were
about ten times worse.
He heard a tapping on the window and jumped. It was Pig. He opened the window
and let Pig in- thank god, he hadn't had a letter in days.
Harry
Hi! Mum just got news from Dumbledore that you can come to the Burrow. I don't
know why you couldn't come straight here in the first place. Anyway, Hermione is
coming today. You can come tomorrow. Don't bother asking the muggles this time.
We're coming by car anyway. 5;30 sharp. Hermoine's uncle borrowed his boss's
car. Just get your stuff pact up. See ya tomorrow-RON
Harry grinned; the Durleys were going to wet them selves.
It was 5:15. Harry had moved his trunk down to the cupboard under the stairs in
the early morning. He was waiting by the living room for the car to come. His
plan was simple. When his friends came he would grab his trunk and make a run
for it. A car came up the drive. He was about to get his trunk when he realized
who was in the car. AUNT MARGE!!! There was nothing he could do; he had sent
Hedwig to the Burrow that morning. He was very, very screwed.
"Marge! What a surprise!" Aunt Petunia squealed.
"Petunia! Hello! Vernon! Where's Dudleykinns? Why here he is, ohh what a man
he's become!"
"Harry couldn't help sniggering. Dudley was, if possible, fatter than before.
Whats more, he looked like a huge boulder in which algae had been growing on. He
had gotten his share of spots over the past year. Aunt Marge looked at him
disdainfully as she threw her bags to him. He gulped. His past meetings with
Aunt Marge had not been happy ones. Then the sound of a car scraping the gravel
ringed in Harry's ears. They were here. A knocking came on the door. Uncle
Vernon opened it. Hermione and Ron stood their looking very innocent.
"Can I see Harry please?"
"Why?"
Harry could see that Ron was carefully slipping to the stairs. Harry beckoned to
the cupboard, a Ron agilely opened the door. He looked back at Hermione. She
looked different. Her dark hair was smooth and hung down to her elbows with
stands framing her face. She had a suspiciously mischievous look on her face.
Harry noticed that Dudley had noticed her to. Hermione looked at Dudley, then at
Harry and walked forward to place the biggest smooch on Harry she could possibly
muster.
"You little whore!! Get out of my house!!!" Uncle Vernon yelled. Dudley looked
stunned. In all the confusion Harry saw Ron drag the trunk out of the cupboard.
He ran to help him while Hermione kept the diversion going, asking questions to
Aunt Marge like "When's the baby due?" as Harry and Ron stuck out the door.
Hermione sprinted to the car after them leaving the Durleys and Aunt Marge
looking completely confused. Once they where in the car he looked around at his
friends.
"Hermione! You kissed me!"
"Well noticed Harry. You get the award for observer of the year!"
" It was part of our plan!" George said. "Hermione causes a diversion, and you
make a run for it."
"Brilliant wasn't it, by the way, who was the pregnant guy?" Harry started
laughing at Ron's comment.
"You mean Aunt Marge!!"
" THAT WAS A WOMAN!!" Fred said, in hysterics.
" Its hard to believe I know." Harry said in between fits of laughter
"At that the five kids plus Mr. Wesley, who had been quietly listing to their
conversation, started into hysterical laughter.
A/N I Know Its not romantic yet, but it will get romantic- I promise. WRITE A
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE I BEG OF YOUU!!!!