Tifa was walking up to the front of the house. Laguna and Seifer and little Aerianna walk up to her.
Laguna: What do you want?
Tifa: Shaddup! I want the girl…
Laguna: Why..?
Aerianna: She wants my daddy. She wants to take my daddy away from my mommy. She
wants to kill me because I'm the only link between them. Save me Uncle Laguna!
Laguna: Damn you Woman! You're so sad! Can't even get a boyfriend!
Tifa: SHADDUP! I WANT CLOUD. STAY OUT OF THIS!
*TIFA Casts TORNADO!
*Laguna and Seifer get blown away in smashed against a pile of rocks!
Aerianna: Uncle LAGUNA! NOOO! STOP!
Tifa: hehe! You're mine!
Aerianna gets scared…
Seifer: Dammit…
THUNDAGA!
Tifa: OWWWWWWW!!!!! Who did that?
Seifer: I hate kids! I hate Laguna! But I really really HATE WOMEN LIKE YOU!
Tifa: yeah whatever. I'm GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
Seifer: Bring it on SKANK!
Aerianna: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! My Angel EARS! STOP SWEARING!
Aerianna holds her head in pain!
Tifa unleashes her Limit break on Seifer!
BEAT RUSH!!!
SOMERSAULT!
WATERKICK!
METEODRIVE!
DOLPHIN BLOW!
METEOR STRIKE!
Seifer is beaten up badly.
Seifer: SH**!
Tifa laughs.
Now for you!
Turns to Aerianna.
Laguna: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Jumps in front of Aerianna and casts BLIZZAGA!!!!!!
Tifa: AGHHHHH!
Tifa jumps and uses her Double Cut Materia and cripples Laguna.
Laguna collapses to the ground.
Aerianna runs to Laguna.
Aerianna: Uncle Laguna Wake up! Wake up! * cries
Laguna lies unmoving.
Aerianna: STOP HURTING MY FAMILY! YOU'LL PAY!
Tifa: ohhh? How so?
Aerianna glows a powerful green aura.
Tifa: What the F****?
Aerianna: whispers a spell in the ancient Cetra language…
Laguna and Seifer regains conciousness and watches Aerianna in awe.
Aerianna: TAKE THIS!
HOLY CETRA CANNON!
A white beam slashes through Tifa!
Tifa: AGHHH!
Tifa falls to the ground.
Aerianna collapses.
Laguna: AERIANNA!
Laguna runs over and picks her up.
Aerianna: I'm okay…just tired. Me need sleep.
Tifa: Not so fast…
Laguna and Seifer resumes battle positions.
Tifa gets up and smiles.
Tifa: Never mind. Cloud's not worth this. I decided I love Zell anyhow.
Seifer and Laguna: ?!??!!??!?!?!?!
Aerianna: giggles…Zell is a friend of mine. You want me to put in a good word for ya?
Tifa nods and laughs.
Laguna and Seifer are totally lost. First this woman attacks Aerianna and now she loves Zell what the hell was happening.???
Aerianna smiles.
Aerianna: Tifa don't like my daddy anymore. She changes her mind all the time.
Laguna and Seifer: oooookkkkkayyyyyyy…
Laguna: How about we go in the house and get some sleep okay?
Everyone nods and goes to sleep.