A/N: BLOOPER SPECIAL! You had better believe it! And now nobody will bother me whenI type this! CAUSE JORDAN WON'T TALK TO ME! So there. Anyway, I shall try to be funny. But me trying to be funny is like Kon-chan trying to be weird. IT JUST COMES TO US MAN! But I have a history of not funny-ness, so I hope this'll work. Anyway, I luv my stories! I'll do a blooper or two for each chapter, OK? OK! Done deal!
ONCE AGAIN THE REALLY BIG DISCLAIMER THAT IS POINTLESS: LAST ONE! Hahahaha! Anyway, let's just get this over with. I do not own Zelda! And I do not own Adian and Rilian! They are Emmy-Chan's creations and I take no credit! NONE! My creations are Lance and Rose. ASK IF YA WANT TO USE THEM FOR A STORY! Pweese? Ok, here goes!
~Open to a New Light.....BLOOPERS~
~*Chapter One, scene 11*~
Rose: Quiet, I need my consentration...
*Everyone is quiet on the set as Rose tries to jump the fence*
Rose: HERE GOES!
Directer Hez... ME: *Sniffles* AAAAAAA *Sniffles again* AAAAAAAAA! *BIG SNIFFLE!* CCCHHOOOOOOOOOO!
Rose: *KA-BAM!* OWIE! OWIE OWIE OWIE!
D.H.M: Oh my god... *Laughs* I'm so sorry!
Rose: I need Aspirin...
~*Chapter Two, scene 33*~
Rose: I was just taking a walk...
Lance: At night? What are you, a Gerudo wandering around because she's never seen a guy before and so she does and saves all of the Gerudo Nation?
Rose: Um...
D.H.M: CUT! Lance, you gave away the entire story! ACT DUMBER OR YOUR FIRED!
Lance: Well sorry, but I'm tired and need sleep, and you won't give me coffee!
Rose: But I'm supposed to be telling the story, not you Lance!
D.H.M: You don't get coffee because it makes you hyper and you go poking people with your pitchfork!
Lance: ONE TIME! Jeez, can't a guy get some slack here?
~*Chapter Three, scene 57*~
Rose: I w-was w-wondering w-when you w-were c-coming back...
Link: You stutter a lot, is that a problem or-
Rose: Or what?
Link: DID FLYING MONKEYS PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND MAKE YOU TALK LIKE THAT?
Rose: *Big pause* Hez?
D.H.M: *Sigh* Cut...That was disturbing Link. That's why Lance doesn't get coffee, and now neither do you.
Link: I'm sorry! I just got so bored with my lines. I'm all serious and stuff...
Rose: And hyped up on coffee...
~*Chapter Four, scene 78*~
Nabooru: Let me see that horse, girl!
Malon: No, you can have any other horse but this one! This one is mine!
Nabooru: But I want that one!
Rose: *Randomly walks onto the screen* A horse is a horse, of course!
*BIG PAUSE*
D.H.M: Oookay... Why did you do that?
Rose: *Shrugs* I just didn't say anything for a while, so I decided I had to.
Nabooru: I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!
~*Chapter 5, scene 90*~
King Zora: Let's discuss this in another room, Ruto. Thank you girls for dropping this off. Be on your way.
Emmy: No problem, let's go Rose.
Rose: ....WAIT! Before you go, I have something to say!
King: Um...kay?
Rose: *Singing* I WANNA BE BAD! YOU MAKE THAT LOOK SO GOOD! I'VE GOT THINGS ON MY MIND, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD!
D.H.M: WHAT THE HELL?
Rose: Emmy said if I sang that incredibly neato song she's buy me a fairy!
Emmy: *Laughing* Oh, it was all worth it!
D.H.M: Wait, I'll bring Link in, and you can sing it to HIM!
Rose: *Gulp* I'm quite done now, thank you very much.
~*Chapter Six, scene 121*~
Rose: I was wondering why Malon's pin was outside near a tree.
Lance: *Pause* Do you think the tree took it from her?
Rose: Lance, did you read your lines?
D.H.M: CUUUUUUT!
Lance: I was up late last night!
Rose: It was well improvised. *Giggles*
Emmy: Why does Malon have a bowser pin anyway?
D.H.M: A loooong time ago she.... I really don't know.
Lance: Oh well, can I take a break yet?
D.H.M: Yes, but no eating my doughnuts, they are MINE!
All the Others: KAY!
~*Chapter Seven, scene 134*~
Nicki: Linky-boy is so HOT!
*Link is really standing on the other side, since he has nowhere to go.*
Link: YOU THINK I'M HOT?
Nicki: WHA? Link! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE FROLICKING TO THE HAPPY MASK SHOP!
Link: But you think I'm hot?
D.H.M: CUT! God, it's her lines! SHE MUST SAY THAT, EVEN IF SHE THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE PIG'S BUTT!
Link: YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE PIG'S BUTT?
Nicki: What? NO! I think your hot!
Link: You think I'm hot?
D.H.M and Nicki: WELL DUH!
Link: Wow, I need a coffee break.
D.H.M: You mean a water break?
Link: Whatever.
~*Chapter Eight, scene 73472934924...*~
Nabooru: Rose... I have to tell you about your mother....
Rose: Yes?
Nabooru: She... she.... WAS WORKING MINIMUM WAGE AT AN ICE CREAM PARLOR!
Rose: *GASP* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D.H.M: DEAR GOD! CUT! What was that?
Nabooru: The other lines were too sad, so I made my own up.
Rose: And I'm an actress, so I reacted to the change of events.
D.H.M: Fine then. Take a break, and NO EATING THE DOUGHNUTS!
Everyone Else: FINE!
~*Chapter Nine, scene 7923729743*~
Guard: She's busy right now... with important matters, she isn't to be disturbed.
Nicki: She already IS disturbed!
Link: *Laughs* Ain't that the truth!
*Out of nowhere, a sandbad swings down and hits Link in the face*
Nicki: HOLY MOTHER OF BOB!
D.H.M: *Giggles* I told you to NOT EAT MY DOUGHNUTS LINK!
Link: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!
Nicki: Teach you to eat her doughnuts!
~*Chapter Ten, scene 909090900*~
Link: You aren't REALLY gonna hurt me, are you?
Rose: We would never do such a thing!
*Link is tied up like a turkey that is tied, and now here's the fun*
Link: It's dang hot out here!
Rose: YOU'LL BUUUURN FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
Link: What the-
Emmy: *Cackling* YES, YOU SHALL BURN!
D.H.M: CUT! What da heck do you people think your doing?
Rose: I have to rehearse for a part I want in a "Joan of Arc" play, so I found it convenient that we were tying Link up like this...
Emmy: I just thought it would be fun to join in!
Link: I don't find it funny at all!
~*Chapter Eleven, scene 0*~
*Malon is walking down the red carpet*
Malon: *RRRIIIIPPPP* OH MY GOD!
Lance: Hole smoker-onies!
Rose: JEEPERS!
Link: OH GODDESSES!
Nicki: SHE TORE HER DRESS ON THE BUM!
D.H.M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Pause*HAHAHAHAHCUT!
Malon: OH MY! *Runs, but TRRIIIPPPP*
Lance: Should I help her, since I'm supposed to get married to her?
Link: Nah, she'll be fine.
Rose: Malon, your underwear is pretty!
Emmy: *Laughing* I SEE PARIS, I SEE FRANCE!
Malon: SHUT UP!
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A/N: Yuppers, that's THE END! There is no more. I mean, really. I didn't write anything. NADA! SILCH! NOTHING AT ALL! I AM MUTE! Yet, I'm speaking. OH GOD, OXIMORONS! I luv those things. Well, did ya laugh? I don't think you did, since I am so odd it's not funny! AHAHAHA! Anyway, please review, and dance around shouting "IT'S OVER, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS CRAP ANYMORE!" OK? Or you don't have to. *Laughs* WOHOO! SEQUAL...MAYBE! ~Magic24
ONCE AGAIN THE REALLY BIG DISCLAIMER THAT IS POINTLESS: LAST ONE! Hahahaha! Anyway, let's just get this over with. I do not own Zelda! And I do not own Adian and Rilian! They are Emmy-Chan's creations and I take no credit! NONE! My creations are Lance and Rose. ASK IF YA WANT TO USE THEM FOR A STORY! Pweese? Ok, here goes!
~Open to a New Light.....BLOOPERS~
~*Chapter One, scene 11*~
Rose: Quiet, I need my consentration...
*Everyone is quiet on the set as Rose tries to jump the fence*
Rose: HERE GOES!
Directer Hez... ME: *Sniffles* AAAAAAA *Sniffles again* AAAAAAAAA! *BIG SNIFFLE!* CCCHHOOOOOOOOOO!
Rose: *KA-BAM!* OWIE! OWIE OWIE OWIE!
D.H.M: Oh my god... *Laughs* I'm so sorry!
Rose: I need Aspirin...
~*Chapter Two, scene 33*~
Rose: I was just taking a walk...
Lance: At night? What are you, a Gerudo wandering around because she's never seen a guy before and so she does and saves all of the Gerudo Nation?
Rose: Um...
D.H.M: CUT! Lance, you gave away the entire story! ACT DUMBER OR YOUR FIRED!
Lance: Well sorry, but I'm tired and need sleep, and you won't give me coffee!
Rose: But I'm supposed to be telling the story, not you Lance!
D.H.M: You don't get coffee because it makes you hyper and you go poking people with your pitchfork!
Lance: ONE TIME! Jeez, can't a guy get some slack here?
~*Chapter Three, scene 57*~
Rose: I w-was w-wondering w-when you w-were c-coming back...
Link: You stutter a lot, is that a problem or-
Rose: Or what?
Link: DID FLYING MONKEYS PUT A CURSE ON YOU AND MAKE YOU TALK LIKE THAT?
Rose: *Big pause* Hez?
D.H.M: *Sigh* Cut...That was disturbing Link. That's why Lance doesn't get coffee, and now neither do you.
Link: I'm sorry! I just got so bored with my lines. I'm all serious and stuff...
Rose: And hyped up on coffee...
~*Chapter Four, scene 78*~
Nabooru: Let me see that horse, girl!
Malon: No, you can have any other horse but this one! This one is mine!
Nabooru: But I want that one!
Rose: *Randomly walks onto the screen* A horse is a horse, of course!
*BIG PAUSE*
D.H.M: Oookay... Why did you do that?
Rose: *Shrugs* I just didn't say anything for a while, so I decided I had to.
Nabooru: I CAN'T WORK LIKE THIS!
~*Chapter 5, scene 90*~
King Zora: Let's discuss this in another room, Ruto. Thank you girls for dropping this off. Be on your way.
Emmy: No problem, let's go Rose.
Rose: ....WAIT! Before you go, I have something to say!
King: Um...kay?
Rose: *Singing* I WANNA BE BAD! YOU MAKE THAT LOOK SO GOOD! I'VE GOT THINGS ON MY MIND, I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD!
D.H.M: WHAT THE HELL?
Rose: Emmy said if I sang that incredibly neato song she's buy me a fairy!
Emmy: *Laughing* Oh, it was all worth it!
D.H.M: Wait, I'll bring Link in, and you can sing it to HIM!
Rose: *Gulp* I'm quite done now, thank you very much.
~*Chapter Six, scene 121*~
Rose: I was wondering why Malon's pin was outside near a tree.
Lance: *Pause* Do you think the tree took it from her?
Rose: Lance, did you read your lines?
D.H.M: CUUUUUUT!
Lance: I was up late last night!
Rose: It was well improvised. *Giggles*
Emmy: Why does Malon have a bowser pin anyway?
D.H.M: A loooong time ago she.... I really don't know.
Lance: Oh well, can I take a break yet?
D.H.M: Yes, but no eating my doughnuts, they are MINE!
All the Others: KAY!
~*Chapter Seven, scene 134*~
Nicki: Linky-boy is so HOT!
*Link is really standing on the other side, since he has nowhere to go.*
Link: YOU THINK I'M HOT?
Nicki: WHA? Link! YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE FROLICKING TO THE HAPPY MASK SHOP!
Link: But you think I'm hot?
D.H.M: CUT! God, it's her lines! SHE MUST SAY THAT, EVEN IF SHE THINKS YOU LOOK LIKE PIG'S BUTT!
Link: YOU THINK I LOOK LIKE PIG'S BUTT?
Nicki: What? NO! I think your hot!
Link: You think I'm hot?
D.H.M and Nicki: WELL DUH!
Link: Wow, I need a coffee break.
D.H.M: You mean a water break?
Link: Whatever.
~*Chapter Eight, scene 73472934924...*~
Nabooru: Rose... I have to tell you about your mother....
Rose: Yes?
Nabooru: She... she.... WAS WORKING MINIMUM WAGE AT AN ICE CREAM PARLOR!
Rose: *GASP* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D.H.M: DEAR GOD! CUT! What was that?
Nabooru: The other lines were too sad, so I made my own up.
Rose: And I'm an actress, so I reacted to the change of events.
D.H.M: Fine then. Take a break, and NO EATING THE DOUGHNUTS!
Everyone Else: FINE!
~*Chapter Nine, scene 7923729743*~
Guard: She's busy right now... with important matters, she isn't to be disturbed.
Nicki: She already IS disturbed!
Link: *Laughs* Ain't that the truth!
*Out of nowhere, a sandbad swings down and hits Link in the face*
Nicki: HOLY MOTHER OF BOB!
D.H.M: *Giggles* I told you to NOT EAT MY DOUGHNUTS LINK!
Link: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE NOW!
Nicki: Teach you to eat her doughnuts!
~*Chapter Ten, scene 909090900*~
Link: You aren't REALLY gonna hurt me, are you?
Rose: We would never do such a thing!
*Link is tied up like a turkey that is tied, and now here's the fun*
Link: It's dang hot out here!
Rose: YOU'LL BUUUURN FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME!
Link: What the-
Emmy: *Cackling* YES, YOU SHALL BURN!
D.H.M: CUT! What da heck do you people think your doing?
Rose: I have to rehearse for a part I want in a "Joan of Arc" play, so I found it convenient that we were tying Link up like this...
Emmy: I just thought it would be fun to join in!
Link: I don't find it funny at all!
~*Chapter Eleven, scene 0*~
*Malon is walking down the red carpet*
Malon: *RRRIIIIPPPP* OH MY GOD!
Lance: Hole smoker-onies!
Rose: JEEPERS!
Link: OH GODDESSES!
Nicki: SHE TORE HER DRESS ON THE BUM!
D.H.M: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA*Pause*HAHAHAHAHCUT!
Malon: OH MY! *Runs, but TRRIIIPPPP*
Lance: Should I help her, since I'm supposed to get married to her?
Link: Nah, she'll be fine.
Rose: Malon, your underwear is pretty!
Emmy: *Laughing* I SEE PARIS, I SEE FRANCE!
Malon: SHUT UP!
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A/N: Yuppers, that's THE END! There is no more. I mean, really. I didn't write anything. NADA! SILCH! NOTHING AT ALL! I AM MUTE! Yet, I'm speaking. OH GOD, OXIMORONS! I luv those things. Well, did ya laugh? I don't think you did, since I am so odd it's not funny! AHAHAHA! Anyway, please review, and dance around shouting "IT'S OVER, NOW I DON'T HAVE TO READ THIS CRAP ANYMORE!" OK? Or you don't have to. *Laughs* WOHOO! SEQUAL...MAYBE! ~Magic24