In a classy, flowery room, Dios sat in an armchair, delicately sipping a cup of tea. When he noticed the readers' presence in the room, he abruptly sat up, causing the tea to spill and stain his nice white suit. His eyes widened in shock, looking down at the stain. Quickly, he pulled his cape in front of him to cover the stain. He looked out at the readers, smiling warmly. After a few minutes of smiling, Dios opened his mouth and… said nothing. He closed his mouth again, continuing to smile. From offstage, a long pole poked his arm. Dios ignored it, still smiling. Finally, Watari stomped into the room, and gave Dios a bonk on the head.
"Baka! You're supposed to be narrating how it all ends!" Watari shouted, shaking a finger at Dios.
The Rose Prince looked up at Watari, hurt.
Watari's face softened. "Aw, I'm sorry koi. I can't stay mad at you. I'll never be able to praise My E-Partner enough for bringing us together! It's just that your non-verbal communication thing can get so annoying sometimes!"
Dios turned away from Watari and crossed his arms.
"Fine! Be that way! I'll do it myself! But you know what this means…" Watari narrowed his eyes at Dios.
Dios' eyes widened, and he turned back to Watari, shaking his head 'no' vigorously and clasping his hands in front of him.
"Oh fine, I won't abstain from you tonight. But you have to at least hold the picture boards," Watari conceded.
Dios smiled, giving Watari a peck on the cheek, and grabbed a stack of pictures. The first one was of Muraki and Touga, both eyeing a can of strawberry frosting in a candy store.
"And so, Muraki and Touga's screwed up situation had become one of the sweetest relationships you could imagine, in more ways than one! They had many more adventures, in both Touga's world and Muraki's," Watari narrated.
Dios dropped the Touga and Muraki picture to the floor, revealing the next picture. This one was of Nanami and her cronies. They were all running from the rabid squirrels, and also from some weird pink, large-teethed bunny things.
"Eventually, those rabid squirrels were joined by a herd of wild Tokomon, making Nanami and Co.'s situation even more dire. It took them two weeks of non-stop running, but they finally escaped the Duel Forest and vowed never to go camping again," Watari narrated.
Dios dropped the Nanami and Co. picture to the floor, revealing the next picture. This one was of Rob and Bob. Bob was sitting in Rob's lap, and Rob was trying to reach around Bob to continue his work on the computer they sat in front of.
"Rob and Bob made sure nothing at Kakumei.com ever went wrong again. And you know what that means… no more waiting on lovin' for them!" Watari smiled after narrating that bit.
Dios dropped the Rob and Bob picture to the floor, revealing the next picture. This one was of a rose patterned wall. A-ko and B-ko were nowhere to be seen.
"A-ko and B-ko still continued their job as eerie foreshadowers of events to come, but they opted for more breaks, giving them time for more 'pleasurable' activities. They wished not to be interrupted when this picture was taken," narrated Watari, sweatdropping.
Dios dropped the rose wall picture to the floor, revealing the next picture. This one was of Akio and Tsuzuki. The two of them were in the Akio car, and both very naked. Tsuzuki was struggling to get away, but he couldn't escape Akio's fierce grip.
"Tsuzuki managed to get away from Akio after a couple years. When Tsuzu got back to Meifu, Hisoka was more than happy to see him, having missed him over the years. Then he called Tsuzu a baka again and stomped off as if nothing had happened. Needless to say, things went a little smoother between them from then on. And Akio… he's still Akio. That's all the information you really need…" narrated Watari.
Dios dropped the Tsuzuki and Akio picture to the floor, revealing the next picture. This one was of Dai and Amanda. Dai sat at her computer in Canada, and Amanda sat at her computer in the U.S.
"Dai and Amanda managed to fix the fourth wall. Duct tape does wonders for those sort of jobs. That didn't stop the wall from breaking in the future though. But they were just happy to get their fics out, not thinking of the fourth wall as much," Watari narrated.
Dios dropped the Dai and Amanda picture to the floor, and that was the last one. He clapped his hands together, and looked at Watari hopefully. Watari smiled cutely at him.
"Okay, the boring ol' narration is over! Now lets
go have our happy ending!" said Watari happily. Dios grinned wide and glomped
onto Watari's back. They both headed off to a room in the Castle of Illusion
that had an over-sized bed and had their 'happy ending'.
OWARI
Or is it…?
Saionji Kyouichi sat at his computer, intrigued by the website in front of him: www.My-E-Partner.com. He was looking at one profile in particular…
Konnichiwa!!! ^^
I am blonde, beautiful, talented, super-powered, and above all, single! I own a cat, though, so don't contact me if you're allergic. ^^;; Anyhow, if you're lonely and in dire need of a good time, e-mail me at sailorvenus@silvermillenium.net, and I'll come give you a good time!
Thankies for reading my dinky 'lil profile!
Aino Minako
Saionji smiled, clicking his e-mail icon…
OWARI FOR REAL!! WE MEAN IT THIS TIME!!!!
AN: If you have any questions about this fic, or about our sanity in
general, please e-mail us! Amanda is at mecha_gundam_zero@yahoo.com and
Dai is at ecdearden@home.com