AUTHOR'S NOTE: Due to popular demand, I have written a sequel to my first story, "The Sequel Will Be Better". This one is written in a similar style, but it's about the X-men reading their fanfic. I don't know why anyone would think that I own the X-men, but just in case you're a total dumass: I don't own the X-men. Marvel does. Comments and suggestions are requested and can be sent to gypsyj14@hotmail.com. Flames will be replied with a bitchy-ness factor directly proportional to the bitchy-ness of the flame. And if you can figure out that last sentance, you deserve to write me a flame! :-P
THE BIGGEST SWINGERS
by GypsyJ
"What's so funny, Jean?"
"Do you remember when we watched the X-men movie together, Logan?"
"I been tryin' ta forget."
"Well, you should really read theses stories that people write about us."
"I think that's my cue ta exit."
"No, stay here! Do you have any idea how many stories people write about you and Ororo? And there's even more about you and Rogue."
"What's going on in here?"
"Oh, Bobby, Rogue, you guys are just in time! I was just about to read this story about--"
"Don't you dare, Jean."
"Why don't you read one of those stories about you and Logan, Jean?"
"Um, we don't need to see--"
"Gimme the mouse!"
::Lots of grunting and name-calling as Jean and Bobby fight over the mouse::
"Yeah, I got it! Here Rogue, read... this one."
"No, Bobby, not that--"
"'Logan smiled. He knew he was finally goin' to get what he'd wanted evah since he met Jean. She moaned as he slowly slid two fingers into her--' Ew! Jean, this is sick! You actually read this perverted stuff?"
"Not that stuff, no."
"Oh, just the ones about Logan in some pairing that doesn't make sense... waitasec, what's this? Logan and Remy?"
"Read that and die, Drake."
"Well, according to your adoring fans, Logan, you've been with just about everybody..."
"He doesn't have as big an accumulation of lovers as you do, Bobby."
"Really? Lemme see!"
"Bobby and Emma Frost, Bobby and Boomer, Bobby and Jubilee..."
"It seems that the vast majority of 'em is about Bobby bein' with anothah guy..."
"Aw, sick!"
"Bobby and Warren, Bobby and Hank, Bobby and Multiple Man..."
"Multiple Man? You're joking, right?"
"'Fraid not. And there are entire websites dedicated to you and Remy."
"Okay, that's just plain disgusting... why does everyone think I'm gay?"
"I think it's 'cause you've never really had a decent relationship with a girl."
"Yeah... You know, I've been reading this stuff for awhile, and it doesn't look like anyone likes Opal."
"Can't argue with that..."
"Ah always thought that Remy was the resident male whore, but it looks lahk Bobby and Logan are even bigger swingers than he is. Come to think of it, you two would make a really cute-- hey where'd they go? Jean, can y'all find out what they're doing?"
"Um, I don't think you want to know, Rogue..."
THE BIGGEST SWINGERS
by GypsyJ
"What's so funny, Jean?"
"Do you remember when we watched the X-men movie together, Logan?"
"I been tryin' ta forget."
"Well, you should really read theses stories that people write about us."
"I think that's my cue ta exit."
"No, stay here! Do you have any idea how many stories people write about you and Ororo? And there's even more about you and Rogue."
"What's going on in here?"
"Oh, Bobby, Rogue, you guys are just in time! I was just about to read this story about--"
"Don't you dare, Jean."
"Why don't you read one of those stories about you and Logan, Jean?"
"Um, we don't need to see--"
"Gimme the mouse!"
::Lots of grunting and name-calling as Jean and Bobby fight over the mouse::
"Yeah, I got it! Here Rogue, read... this one."
"No, Bobby, not that--"
"'Logan smiled. He knew he was finally goin' to get what he'd wanted evah since he met Jean. She moaned as he slowly slid two fingers into her--' Ew! Jean, this is sick! You actually read this perverted stuff?"
"Not that stuff, no."
"Oh, just the ones about Logan in some pairing that doesn't make sense... waitasec, what's this? Logan and Remy?"
"Read that and die, Drake."
"Well, according to your adoring fans, Logan, you've been with just about everybody..."
"He doesn't have as big an accumulation of lovers as you do, Bobby."
"Really? Lemme see!"
"Bobby and Emma Frost, Bobby and Boomer, Bobby and Jubilee..."
"It seems that the vast majority of 'em is about Bobby bein' with anothah guy..."
"Aw, sick!"
"Bobby and Warren, Bobby and Hank, Bobby and Multiple Man..."
"Multiple Man? You're joking, right?"
"'Fraid not. And there are entire websites dedicated to you and Remy."
"Okay, that's just plain disgusting... why does everyone think I'm gay?"
"I think it's 'cause you've never really had a decent relationship with a girl."
"Yeah... You know, I've been reading this stuff for awhile, and it doesn't look like anyone likes Opal."
"Can't argue with that..."
"Ah always thought that Remy was the resident male whore, but it looks lahk Bobby and Logan are even bigger swingers than he is. Come to think of it, you two would make a really cute-- hey where'd they go? Jean, can y'all find out what they're doing?"
"Um, I don't think you want to know, Rogue..."