Authors note: Hi, just me, hopefully things should pick up in this chapter.
"So God, you gonna kill Kyle now?"
The loud voice of Cartman broke through Duo's reverie as he considered the best possible solution to getting home. On second thoughts, he didn't regret hitting the boy.
"No, I am not going to kill…Kyle?"
"But god…" Cartman whined, petulance showing through in his voice, "Kyle deserves to die, you have got to crush the unbelievers so they go to hell!"
"Just…shut up." Duo massaged his temples as he tried to think. However, he wasn't given long. "Hey cool, is this you laser shooting spaceship god?"
Turning around Duo saw that somehow, Cartman had climbed up, and was perched in deathscythe's cockpit. "Aaaargh, get away from that!!!"
"Oh come on god, learn to have a little fun!"
"Why you…" Before Duo could yell anymore, the cockpit door swung shut, trapping the little fat boy inside. "Oh no oh no oh no!" Moaned Duo, "maybe he won't touch anything…" this hope was crushed when five seconds later deathscythe's beam cannon shot a bright white light at Kyle's head.
It exploded.
The cockpit door swung open again, revealing a jubilant Cartman. "Yeah! You killed Kyle, or at least your spaceship did. I'm Cartman by the way. What can I call you? I mean, after all, gods gotta have a name right?"
"Well, I'm Duo."
"Hmm interesting name, can we go kill some more people now?"
"NO!!"
"Come on…"
"NO!!!"
"PLEEEEEASE!!"
"NOOOOOOO!!"
Cartman sulked for a while before bouncing right back, "So where we gonna go then Duo?"
"Back to colony L4 where I was staying before I took it into my head to pick a fight with a mobile doll carrier."
"L4 huh? Is that where you keep the angels?"
"Angels?"
"Yeah you know, all that crap."
"Uh…right. No L4 is home at the moment, for me and the other pilots."
"Pilots huh, there's more than one god, justice will be dealt for the infidels then, the gods will visit their wrath upon the unbelievers."
Duo began to climb up to the cockpit, "Can you get off now? I need to go."
"No god, I'm going with you, damn, this is the life for me, helping god kill people, YES I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING!!!!"
"No, get off." Duo's attempts proved futile as he tried to shove Cartman off. In the end he had to give in. "Fine, but I will not be held responsible for you."
"Yeah, we can go and kick the crap out of people Duo."
"Just shut the hell UP!!!"
And with that Deathscythe hell left South Park.
To Be Continued…