The train stopped because they suddenly arrived at Hogwarts. Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle were still lying in the hallway. An old strict looking woman got on the train to tell the different age groups where to go and suddenly noticed the three boys lying on the floor. "What happened here?" she shrieked. Almost everybody on the train pointed to Razor. "But Professor McGonagall he was provoked!" said Razor's three companions in unison. "I don't care if he was provoked! He still endangered the life of three students!"
She then dragged Razor out keeping a tight grasp on his left ear. "Ow get off me! You know I CAN walk!" grunted Razor as she got into a horseless coach and brought him along. The trip was non too pleasant as the Professor looked furious at what Razor had done. They walked into a huge castle, which Razor assumed must be Hogwarts and she brought him to a stone Gargoyle. "Fizzing Wheezbies," she said and the Gargoyle stepped aside and they went up the steps into an interesting office. Razor saw sitting at his desk none other than Albus Dumbledore.
"Why did you do this Razor?" asked Dumbledore who looked more depressed at what Razor did than Razor was. "Sir with all do respect Malfoy is a slimy little weasel who was asking for it" said Razor defiantly. "Yes but that doesn't mean you beat him up, you may have grown up on the streets but we have rules here at Hogwarts," said Dumbledore with a finality to his tone, but Razor wasn't finished "But headmaster he was giving me shit!" if he thought this would help in any way it didn't. "Watch the language and another act like that and you'll be suspended." Dumbledore replied in a firm tone. "Yes headmaster," mumbled Razor feeling dejected. "Oh my! The Sorting has almost begun I must be off!" said Professor McGonagall and she departed quickly. "Can I split too Professor?" asked Razor. "Yes Razor you may leave, Razor started to stand up but then suddenly a vicious looking man with oily black hair ran up the stairs and pointed, fuming, at Razor. "YOU!" he screamed, "You just attacked three of my students! Dumbledore this boy will surely be suspended won't he?" asked the man furiously. "No he will not Severus, he has realized his mistake and has been issued a warning," said Dumbledore. Snape looked like he was about to burst "Surely this mistake for a wizard cannot stay at this school!" he bellowed, "I told you once Dumbledore and I'll tell you again, this boy will get you into trouble!"
"Razor you may go now," said Dumbledore, "You are no longer needed," grateful that Dumbledore asked him to leave Razor walked down the steps and walked down another set of stairs that he remembered coming up with Professor McGonagall. He saw her at the foot of the stairs and she called to him. "What took you so long? You have to get sorted!" she grabbed him once again by the left ear and brought him to a room where a kid had a hat over his head, to Razor's surprise the hat screamed SLYTHERIN! and the boy walked over to a table cheering loudly.
Everyone started to walk away when Professor McGonagall announced "Wait! Wait! We have one more student! Sharp, Razor" she read off and Razor walked to the hat and put it on. **Hmm** the hat said in his head **you would be very good in Slytherin, yes indeed, ah but you could be phenomenal in Gryffindor so I guess it will have to be...** no wait! Razor thought desperately **what? Most people don't refuse to go to Gryffindor, many think it is the best**, I want to go to Ravenclaw, put me In Ravenclaw thought Razor **if you insist** said the hat **then it must be...** RAVENCLAW!
Razor stood up and started walking to the table that was cheering, he then stopped, "What?" he yelled. "I can't hear you!" they started cheering louder he then yelled "Ravenclaw kicks ass!" and the whole table erupted and it seemed like other tables were clapping too.
Razor sat down and watched the clapping die down. "Aah he said to himself, this is where I belong, I got the kids behind me and that's all I need," as his plate filled up magically before him and he began to eat.
A/N I know he swears a lot but he's going to learn to tone it done In the next couple of chapters don't worry.
She then dragged Razor out keeping a tight grasp on his left ear. "Ow get off me! You know I CAN walk!" grunted Razor as she got into a horseless coach and brought him along. The trip was non too pleasant as the Professor looked furious at what Razor had done. They walked into a huge castle, which Razor assumed must be Hogwarts and she brought him to a stone Gargoyle. "Fizzing Wheezbies," she said and the Gargoyle stepped aside and they went up the steps into an interesting office. Razor saw sitting at his desk none other than Albus Dumbledore.
"Why did you do this Razor?" asked Dumbledore who looked more depressed at what Razor did than Razor was. "Sir with all do respect Malfoy is a slimy little weasel who was asking for it" said Razor defiantly. "Yes but that doesn't mean you beat him up, you may have grown up on the streets but we have rules here at Hogwarts," said Dumbledore with a finality to his tone, but Razor wasn't finished "But headmaster he was giving me shit!" if he thought this would help in any way it didn't. "Watch the language and another act like that and you'll be suspended." Dumbledore replied in a firm tone. "Yes headmaster," mumbled Razor feeling dejected. "Oh my! The Sorting has almost begun I must be off!" said Professor McGonagall and she departed quickly. "Can I split too Professor?" asked Razor. "Yes Razor you may leave, Razor started to stand up but then suddenly a vicious looking man with oily black hair ran up the stairs and pointed, fuming, at Razor. "YOU!" he screamed, "You just attacked three of my students! Dumbledore this boy will surely be suspended won't he?" asked the man furiously. "No he will not Severus, he has realized his mistake and has been issued a warning," said Dumbledore. Snape looked like he was about to burst "Surely this mistake for a wizard cannot stay at this school!" he bellowed, "I told you once Dumbledore and I'll tell you again, this boy will get you into trouble!"
"Razor you may go now," said Dumbledore, "You are no longer needed," grateful that Dumbledore asked him to leave Razor walked down the steps and walked down another set of stairs that he remembered coming up with Professor McGonagall. He saw her at the foot of the stairs and she called to him. "What took you so long? You have to get sorted!" she grabbed him once again by the left ear and brought him to a room where a kid had a hat over his head, to Razor's surprise the hat screamed SLYTHERIN! and the boy walked over to a table cheering loudly.
Everyone started to walk away when Professor McGonagall announced "Wait! Wait! We have one more student! Sharp, Razor" she read off and Razor walked to the hat and put it on. **Hmm** the hat said in his head **you would be very good in Slytherin, yes indeed, ah but you could be phenomenal in Gryffindor so I guess it will have to be...** no wait! Razor thought desperately **what? Most people don't refuse to go to Gryffindor, many think it is the best**, I want to go to Ravenclaw, put me In Ravenclaw thought Razor **if you insist** said the hat **then it must be...** RAVENCLAW!
Razor stood up and started walking to the table that was cheering, he then stopped, "What?" he yelled. "I can't hear you!" they started cheering louder he then yelled "Ravenclaw kicks ass!" and the whole table erupted and it seemed like other tables were clapping too.
Razor sat down and watched the clapping die down. "Aah he said to himself, this is where I belong, I got the kids behind me and that's all I need," as his plate filled up magically before him and he began to eat.
A/N I know he swears a lot but he's going to learn to tone it done In the next couple of chapters don't worry.