Cardcaptors or nearly anything i have innere isnt mine.......... if there's anything that isnt cardaptors, it's mine!! Mine to use as i wish!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (well the insane carrot dance of pure insanity's my friend's.....but...w/e)okay.
As Sakura was staring at the TV (in the middle of a blackout), she felt something strange coming from the cards. When she opened the book, all the cards came out and paper-cutted her to death, and said "Ooh! We dont like you! You never give us any cheese!" In their mickey-mouse voices.
"But the weasel is upside down! I can't help it!"
"So!? you should put the beavers in the water then!"
"The beavers in the water? But that'll make the paperclips go backwards!! I can't be in the having of the paperclips going backwards!"
"Well..................................WE NEED CHEESE!"
"I don't need cheese...." said the Fight Card's squeaky little voice in the back.
"Shutup, boy!" The loop card ate the Fight Card. Apparently, the Fight Card was a guy.
"The fight card's.......a guy??"
"Yes, the fight card's a guy! He's a drag queen! Didn't you know that!!??"
"Oh, okay...... now I shall do the insane carrot dance of pure insanity."
"Nooooo! Not the insane carrot dance of pure insanity!!!!"
Sakura immediatley started flailing her arms about, and jumping around. She sang a song that went, "OOOOOOOWEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIII OOOOOOOWWWWAAAAAOOOOOO!! (skooshyskooshyskooshy) IIIIIIMBAAAAAAAAAAWWWWAAAAAAAOOOOOOO!!". After doing this for some time, she floated up into the air, and her body became lifeless. She raised her head, and in a posessed-voice said "Bluke! I am your Donkey!" She floated down to the ground, and went to sleep as the clow cards contracted in horror, and went back to the book.
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In the middle of the night, Sakura sleptwalked and found herself bungee-jumping with the Cards and her Wand in hand off of the school clocktower. "Wheeeee!!!!!!!" Li pulled her back up, and he was dressed like a bright pink bunny. "Madison made this for me! Isn't it just FAB?"
"Li, why is your hand all bloody?"
"I dunno......." He was holding his sword upside-down, by it's blade."I think that the hilt and the blade of the sword switched places, so now, I can't use it."
"Okay."
Sakura jumped off of the side of the tower, forgetting to put the bungee cord on."Wheeeeee!! ....oops." She pulled out a card. "Fly card! Release and dispel! Fly!" nothing happened. She tried again. This time, the fly card came out, and made her fall even faster.
"I WANT CHEESE! I AM FOR LI NOW!!!!" It went to Li, and put the beavers in water. "Yeah, Sakura! I never liked you! So nyeh!" He wiggled his ploofy, pink bunny butt at her. All the cards went to Li, as more and more beavers were placed in water.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! NOW THE PAPERCLIPS WILL BE IN THE BEING OF BACKWARDS!!!"
The End!