AN: I've read some stories based on this
idea in the fascinating world of boybandslash, and I loved them, so I decided
to write one myself. I hope I'm not offending anyone, I don't think I am. As
usual, the characters are not mine. I'm just playing with them, and I promise
to put them back where I found them.
Dedicated to: You! For reading it.
Thanks.
SAME, ONLY DIFFERENT
Roger woke up. He was
feeling a bit strange, but blamed it on the fact that he'd had too much to
drink the night before and didn't really think much about it until he rolled
over on his stomach. Something was in the way. He froze. Then he closed his
eyes tightly, sat up in bed and forced himself to take five deep breaths. He
carefully opened one eye and glanced down. Oh God! He had breasts. He had
breasts! They weren't supposed to be there! After all, he was a man, and men
didn't have breasts. And he was a man… right? As slowly as he could he lifted
the cover and peered underneath. Even though he had boxers on he could see that
something was missing. Fuck! Something very vital for the male physique was
missing. Roger swallowed hard. Then he rose from the bed quietly to avoid
waking up Mimi who was sound asleep on the other side. He walked out of the
bedroom, through the kitchen, and into the tiny bathroom. There, he stared at
his face in the mirror. Only, it wasn't his face. The hair was longer, and
looked… shinier, or something. The face was smaller, and seemed softer, all the
sharp angles were gone. The lips were fuller, and pinker than Roger's lips had
ever been. The eyes were still the same though, piercing blue, only with longer
eyelashes.
"What the fuck is
happening here?" he exclaimed, and hearing the words made him want to cry.
His voice was gone! His wonderful, raspy, sexy voice was gone, and replaced by
a voice that could have belonged to Dusty Springfield. Roger had always hated
Dusty Springfield.
"What am I supposed
to do now?" Dusty's voice asked.
"Call
Collins," said a little voice that still sounded like Roger from somewhere
in the back of his brain. Yeah, Collins was good. Collins knew all sorts of
weird stuff. Collins would know what to do.
Still wearing only his
boxers, Roger headed for the phone in the kitchen. He stopped dead in his track
when a door suddenly opened.
"Aaaahhh!"
Roger and Mark screamed at the same time.
Roger instantly crossed
his arms over his chest, without really realising that he'd done it.
"Hmm, must be some
kind of ancient girl-reflex," he pondered to himself.
"Ah! Naked woman in
the kitchen!" Mark squeaked and covered his eyes with his hands.
"Mark, it's just
me," Roger pleaded. "And I'm not really naked," he added as an
after-thought.
Mark peeked between his
fingers at the woman in front of him. "I don't know you," he stated.
"Thank a lot!"
Roger said, beginning to get a bit pissed off at the whole thing. "We've
been best friends forever, we've lived together for years, and now you claim
you don't know me. Some friend you are!"
Mark removed his hands
from his face and stared at the obviously crazy person in his kitchen.
"What are you, some kind of psycho?" he asked incredulously. Then he
struck what he thought was a threatening pose. "Don't move. I know
karate!"
"No you don't, you
stupid fucker!" Roger snapped.
Something in the way the
woman called him a stupid fucker struck a familiar chord in Mark's mind.
Carefully he stepped closer and looked into her eyes. Her piercing blue eyes.
Roger's piercing blue eyes.
"Roger?"
"Finally!" his
best friend said.
"What happened to
you?"
"I don't know! I woke
up and I looked like this! A freaking girl!"
"Oh." Mark
said. Not a very brilliant answer, but hey, what would you have said?
***************************************
Two hours later the
whole gang was assembled in the kitchen. Mark had decided that the whole
Roger-turning-into-a-girl-thing was too much for him to handle alone, so he had
called Maureen, Joanne and Collins. He'd even called Benny, because you never
knew when a person like Benny could be useful. Mimi wasn't there, though. Roger
had woken her up and told her what had happened. He didn't know what reaction
he had been hoping for, but it certainly wasn't the one he got.
"I'll just go back
to my own apartment," she had said while putting her clothes on.
"You could
stay," he'd suggested, sitting on the edge of the bed watching her look
for her shoes.
"No, I can't. I
just… I don't do that with women, ok?"
"I'm still the
same," he'd said. "Only different."
"Yeah." She
had smiled sadly. "It's the different part that's the problem."
Mimi had left, and Roger
had cursed the extra X-chromosome for making him want to cry all the time.
And now everyone was
staring at him, even Collins who was on the phone with someone - Roger didn't
know whom. He was dressed in an old pair of jeans that hung low on his hips,
and one of Mark's sweaters that was still too much big for him.
"You're very
pretty," Benny said after a while, when the silence was beginning to get
embarrassing.
"Yeah right,"
Roger muttered, absent-mindedly twisting a strand of hair around his finger.
"You are!"
Maureen agreed, a bit too enthusiastically for Joanne's liking. "You look
great!"
Roger didn't answer.
Didn't they understand? He didn't want to be pretty. He wasn't supposed to be
pretty. He wasn't supposed to be a girl!
Collins hung up the
phone. "I've talked to my aunt," he said. "It's only temporary,
Roger. You'll turn back."
"Too bad,"
Maureen mumbled and received a glare from Joanne.
"How does your aunt
know that?" Mark asked.
"The same thing
happened to my cousin a couple of years ago."
The others stared at
him.
"So you mean this
is a common phenomenon?" Benny said. "People changing sex all of a
sudden?"
"Not exactly
common, but yeah, it happens. But, as I said, it's not permanent. Chris turned
back after a few months."
"Months?"
Roger demanded. "A few months? I have to be a fucking girl for a few
months?!"
"Hey, take it
easy," Collins said.
"It's not that
bad," Maureen said.
"At least you're
pretty," Mark offered.
"I hate you
all!" Roger screamed, ran into his bedroom and slammed the door shut.
"He's gonna make a
great girl," Benny reflected calmly. "Seems like he already knows the
essentials."
"Just wait until he
starts PMS-ing," Joanne said.
Mark groaned.
***************************************
Roger stayed in his room
for three days, snapping and snarling at anyone who tried to talk to him
through the locked door. He sneaked out during the night to the small
convenience store around the block to buy chocolate chip ice cream, mars bars
and other comfort food. Then he sat on his bed, poking the last of the ice
cream with his spoon, and realised that not only was he gonna be a girl for the
next months, but if he kept this up, he was also going to be a fat girl. Ah,
what the hell, he thought and sank his teeth into a mars bar.
On the fourth day the
door finally opened during the daytime and Roger came out, still dressed in his
old jeans, and now a t-shirt that said "And your point is…?" Mark,
who was sitting at the kitchen table with a bowl of cereal in front of him, froze
with the spoon halfway to his mouth when he saw his best friend in too large
clothes, dirty, tangled hair and a pout on his… her… face. Roger sat down in
the chair next to Mark and stared gloomily at him.
"Hi," Mark
said, putting the spoon back in the bowl.
"Hi," Roger
replied unenthusiastically.
"Are you ok?"
Roger raised an eyebrow.
"Oh. Sorry. Stupid
question?"
"Very."
Silence.
"This sucks!"
Roger exclaimed finally, pouting. A very adorable pout, Mark thought, then
quickly tried to think of something else.
"You know what
Collins said," he said. "It's only temporary. You'll turn back."
"I guess,"
Roger sighed.
"Who knows, it
might even be interesting."
Roger sighed again and
then he tried to smile.
"You're right. I
have to be a girl for a couple of months. So what? After all, half the
population does it all the time. How hard can it be?"
***************************************
Being a girl was a lot
harder than Roger had thought. Maureen took him shopping for clothes, and that
in itself was pure horror. She picked out a lot of very tight, very short
things, claiming that it was a crime to have a body like that and not show it.
Much to her dismay, Roger only bought a pair of jeans, a couple of t-shirts and
some underwear.
It was the underwear
that proved to be the next cause of trouble for Roger. He had had a lot of
experience taking bras off girls, and had always thought he was pretty good at
it. Now he discovered that it was a lot harder to put one on himself. After a
ten-minute struggle he finally got the damned thing to snap in place. One of
the straps was twisted, but there was no way Roger was going through that whole
ordeal again so he let it stay that way, even though it looked weird under the
grey top that said "Superbitch".
Then came the ultimate horror
- at least that's what Roger thought about shaving his legs.
"This is pure
torture!" he complained to Mark, while dabbing one of the many cuts on his
right leg with a paper tissue. "Why do women do this?"
"Because men find
it attractive?" Mark offered vaguely. He was trying very hard to read his
paper instead of staring at Roger's legs. All that smooth skin that seemed to
be begging him to touch it. Had Roger's legs really been that long before? Mark
had never really paid any attention to that before. He suddenly got the feeling
that he had been wasting a lot of time.
"Well, men are
jerks," Roger muttered. Then he looked critically at his feet. "Do
you think I should paint my toe-nails?" he asked suddenly, wiggling his
toes in front of Mark's face.
"Uh, yeah, okay I
guess," Mark stuttered and quickly rose from his chair. "I think
there's still some of Maureen's stuff in the bathroom. Want me to get it for
you?"
"Sure," Roger
said and admired his legs. "You know, this looks pretty nice."
Mark just nodded and
hurried into the bathroom. He looked at himself in the mirror.
"Mark, get a
grip!" he told his reflection sternly. "It's Roger! Your best friend
for seven years. It's not a good idea to be attracted to him."
"But he's a woman
now," his reflection objected. "A very pretty woman."
"He won't stay that
way," Mark said. "He'll turn back into a man soon, the Roger who
leaves his smelly socks everywhere and who always drinks the last of the milk
without buying new and who's unbearable when he's drunk and…"
"Yeah, yeah,"
reflection-Mark interrupted. "But girl-Roger is so cute and has soft hair
and long legs and a pretty mouth."
"It's not a good
idea," real Mark said.
"But…"
"Hey Mark!"
Roger shouted from the kitchen. "Did you fall into the toilet and drown, or
what?"
"See? Not even
girl-Roger is very nice," Mark said to the mirror, took the nail polish
and left his pouting reflection. It was going to be a long couple of months.
***************************************
"I'm dying"!
Roger whined. "Mark! Where's my juice?"
"Coming!" Mark
called back, and turned to Benny and Collins with a deep sigh. "He's been
like this for two entire days. Is he going to be like this every month? Because
I don't think I can take much more."
"Ah, the wonderful
mysteries of women," Collins said. "This is why I'm gay."
"But why do I have
to do this?" Mark complained. "It's not like I'm dating him."
"Just ignore
him," Benny advised. "He'll stop whining when he realises that
no-one's listening."
Mark stared at
Benny. "Some friend you are. Is
that what you do when Muffy gets her period?"
"Oh, I usually
manage to schedule my business-trips around that time of the month. Works out
perfectly."
"Mark!" Roger
wailed.
"Maureen was never
this much trouble," Mark muttered, took the glass of juice he has poured
earlier and went into Roger's bedroom with Benny and Collins in tow.
Roger was residing in
his bed, propped up against both his own and Mark's pillows. A heart-shaped hot
water bottle was resting on his stomach and his facial expression was the
definition of miserable. Mark handed him the glass of juice and Roger looked at
it and grimaced.
"This is
apple," he said and pouted. "I wanted orange."
"We don't have any
orange juice," Mark said calmly, resisting the urge to pour the juice over
Roger's head.
"Fine," Roger
sighed deeply. "I guess it will have to do."
Mark rolled his eyes and
escaped to the kitchen.
"You know, Allison
is never this much of a pain in the ass," Benny said.
Roger glared at him.
"I hate you!" he declared. "You have no idea what I'm going
through here, and you're not helping!"
Benny raised his hands
in surrender. "Fine, I'll
leave," he said. "Come on, Collins, we're obviously not wanted
here."
Collins smiled at Roger
and kissed the top of his head.
"You'll be alright,"
he said warmly. "And try not to kill Mark, huh? We kind of like him."
Roger pouted.
Mark followed Benny and
Collins to the front door. "Come on! You can't just leave me here,"
he pleaded.
"We'll be at the
Life Café if you need a change of scene," Collins said.
"Guys…"
"Have fun,
Marky," Benny laughed before closing the door behind him.
"Mark!" came
Roger's agonised cry from the bedroom.
Mark opened the door and
called to Benny and Collins to wait for him.
***************************************
"Mark, I'll be over
at Maureen and Joanne's, okay?"
Mark looked up and
choked on his herbal tea. He had been drinking a lot of that lately. Apparently
it was supposed to have a relaxing effect. Mark didn't think it worked at all.
He coughed violently a few seconds and stared at his roommate.
"You're wearing a
skirt," he stuttered when he was able to breath again.
"Uh, yeah,"
Roger said and suddenly looked nervous. "Is it awful?"
Mark slowly shook his
head. The skirt wasn't very short - it reached Roger's knees - but really
showed off his legs, and was made of some kind of shiny, black material that
Mark didn't recognise. In that skirt, the baby blue tank top, and hair pulled
back in a ponytail, Roger was the prettiest woman Mark had ever seen. He
swallowed hard.
"You look
great," he said and managed to keep his voice from shaking.
Roger beamed. "You
think so? Thanks!" He bent down and kissed Mark's cheek.
"Um," Mark
said when Roger drew back. "Um. Why did you do that?"
"I don't
know," Roger said and looked nervous again. "Sorry."
"Oh. Don't worry,
it's okay."
"Okay. Well, I must
go."
"Yeah."
"Yeah… so,
bye."
"Bye."
The door closed. Inside,
Mark closed his eyes and cursed himself. Outside, Roger closed his eyes and
cursed himself.
***************************************
"Ouch. Ouch.
Ouch!" Roger said with a pained expression on his face when Collins opened
the door.
"Hi Roger,"
Collins said. "Are you okay?"
Roger limped into the
hall, kicked his shoes off and sighed blissfully. Collins looked at the shoes
and smiled.
"Ah," he said
knowingly. "High heels."
"Do you know how
much those fuckers hurt?" Roger asked, and was prepared to deliver a
speech on exactly how painful the shoes from hell really were, when Collins
said:
"Yeah, I do"
and made Roger stare at him in awe.
"You do?"
"Yeah. Angel made
me wear them a couple of times, so I would know what she was going
through."
"And you did that
for her?"
Collins shrugged. "Sure."
Roger hugged him hard,
almost teary-eyed. "You must be the best boy-friend ever!" he said.
"I try,"
Collins said and smiled modestly. "Come on, I'll show you what I used to
do to make Angel feel better when her feet hurt." Roger hesitated and
Collins laughed. "Get your mind out of the gutter! It's nothing like that."
Roger smiled sheepishly,
but couldn't help but feel just a tiny bit disappointed.
Fifteen minutes later he
wasn't disappointed anymore. On the contrary, he was seriously considering
starting a fan club for Collins, who had turned out to be the best foot rubber
in the history of feet.
"I thought you were
supposed to spend the day with Maureen and Joanne," Collins said while his
hands were working miracles with Roger's sore ankles.
"I was. The shoes
are Maureen's. She was trying to teach me how to walk in them. But then they
started fighting and I thought it was best to run. Only I forgot to change into
my own shoes."
"What did they
fight about this time?"
"Uh… me,
actually." Roger laughed a little. "Joanne thought that Maureen was
being a little too interested in the way my hips moved when I walked."
"And was she?"
"Well, this is
Maureen we're talking about."
They smiled at each
other.
"And then you came
to me," Collins said. "I'm flattered."
"Yeah…" Roger
said slowly. "I kind of wanted to talk about something, and you're my only
choice really. Mark is out of the question, Maureen is biased, Benny is too
straight, and Joanne is too gay. That leaves you."
"I guess it does.
What do you want to talk about?"
"Collins, you're
gay."
"Yeah,"
Collins smiled. "Thanks for the revelation, Roger, but I figured that out
a long time ago."
"Ha ha. But, I
mean, you like guys."
"That is usually
the meaning of being gay, yes. Unless you're a woman, then it's the
opposite."
Roger stuck his tongue
out and then he sighed. "Have you ever noticed that Mark is, you know,
cute?"
"Oh…" Collins
said slowly. "So that is what this is about."
"Yeah," Roger
said and sighed again, putting his head on Collins' shoulder. "Oh,
Collins. What should I do?"
"I don't know
honey," Collins said and hugged him. "I really don't know."
***************************************
"Hi Marky,"
Benny said cheerfully.
"How did you get
in?" Mark asked without looking at him.
"I have a key,
remember? I'm the landlord."
"Oh, right. Good
for you."
"Yeah. Are you
okay, Mark?"
"Me? I'm just
fine."
"Hm. What are you
doing?"
"Staring at the
wall."
"Oh. Well that sure
sounds interesting. Mind if I join you?"
"Nah, go
ahead." Mark moved over to the left side of his bed, so that Benny could
sit next to him.
"So, where's
Dusty?" Benny asked.
"Who?" Mark
finally turned his gaze away from the wall to look at Benny.
"You know, that
gorgeous woman that lives here, the one that used to be a man. He totally
sounds like Dusty Springfield, haven't you noticed?"
"Oh, that woman. I
think he's with Maureen and Joanne."
"Shit. They'll
probably try to turn him into a lesbian."
"Well, he already
liked girls, you know."
"That was when he
was a man, Mark. If he was straight when he was a man, then he's probably
straight now he's a woman, ergo, he must like men now."
"I wouldn't
know."
"Mark! You're
blushing!"
"Am not!"
"Yes you are! What,
did you two, like…?"
"No!" Mark
exclaimed too quickly. "Of course we didn't."
"But you want
to?"
"Why would I want
that?"
"Oh, I don't know,
because you two are all alone here all day, and he's the most gorgeous thing
I've seen in a very long time."
"No. Well, yes. Oh,
God, Benny, why does he have to be so beautiful? I can't stop thinking about
him, her, whatever. This is such a mess!"
He sniffled a bit.
"Mark, don't look
at me like that," Benny said and shook his head.
"Like what?"
"That's your
I-need-a-hug-face. I don't do hugs, Mark, I'm not good at them."
Mark managed to look
even more pathetic.
"Please?"
"Oh, all
right," Benny muttered. "Come here."
They hugged.
"Benny?" Mark
asked. "Does Roger know you're calling him Dusty?"
"Are you kidding? I
don't have a death-wish!"
***************************************
"Mark? Are you
asleep?"
Mark opened his eyes and
saw Roger standing in the doorway.
"No, not really. Come in. Where have you been?"
"I was talking to
Collins," Roger said and sat on the bed next to Mark. "About
you."
"I talked to Benny
about you."
They were silent for a
while, listening to each other breathe.
"What are we
doing?" Mark asked in a little voice.
"I don't
know," Roger confessed. "But I do know what I would like to be
doing." He reached out and touched Mark's hair. Mark brushed the hand
away.
"This is not a good
idea."
"Why not?"
"You're my best
friend, Roger! And you're gonna turn back soon. What are we supposed to do
then?"
"That is then, and
this is now. Please, Mark, I need this."
"Roger, it's…"
Mark started, but when Roger leaned in and kissed him he forgot why he was ever
objecting.
***************************************
Roger woke up. He was
feeling a bit strange, but didn't really think much about it until he rolled
over on his stomach. Something was missing. He froze. Then he rolled over on
his back again, and lay like that staring at the ceiling for ten minutes before
reaching out and touching Mark's shoulder.
"Mark, wake
up."
"Just five more
minutes," Mark mumbled. Then he realised what Roger's voice sounded like
and opened his eyes. "Oh…" he said. "You're back."
Roger bit his lip. "Yeah. I'm back."
Mark rose from the bed
and started looking for his clothes.
"You could
stay," Roger suggested, watching Mark pull a t-shirt over his head.
"No, I can't. I
just… I'm so sorry, Roger, but I can't, ok?"
"Mark. I'm still
the same," Roger pleaded. "Only different."
"Yeah," Mark
said and smiled sadly. "It's the different part that's the problem."
Mark left. And even
though he couldn't blame it on the extra X-chromosome anymore, Roger cried.
The end.