Hi, my name is Alice, well that's my pen name, my real name is Desirée. So I'm here putting together my stories, trying to update them to fanfiction.net and create my website at the same time. I had to work online and there's nothing that bugs me more when I'm working online than to be annoyed by I M's That's instant messages. Anyway I got one.
Flywitme: a/s?
Okay so I'm totally annoying this because I haaaaaaaaaaate these type of questions. After a few moments, it seems as if this person has become a little agitated.
Flywitme: A/S?
Excuse me buddy what's with the fucking caps?! Expecting things to only get uglier (He might send me a picture, or even worse, be a chick!)
Reeinez: 31/f.
Flywitme: 31?
Reeinez: and?
Flywitme: Nothing…. I'm 23 and Male.
Reeinez: ok.
Flywitme: Got a gif?
Oh God not a picture exchange… should I give him my real one, or a fake, will he give me a real one or a fake…I am too busy for this.
Reeinez: I'm ugly.
That'll get rid of him quick.
Flywitme: So am I.
Damn!
Reeinez: I'm really trying to work on some stuff, can't talk now.
Flywitme: I read your stuff.
Reeinez: You did?
Flywitme: yeah on Fanfiction.net.
Reeinez: and?
Flywitme: You're one hell of a writer!
Reeinez: Yeah Vince Mc Mahon is knocking down my door.
I keep forgetting that sarcasm (I call it sarc "ass" ism) doesn't work with Ims.
Reeinez: Thanks.
Flywitme: So do you have a gif?
Damn man!
Reeinez: yeah, hold on a sec.
So I stop what I'm doing and dig through my files for a semi attractive picture… this one will do. I type in Fly's screen name and upload the picture and send.
Reeinez: Sent.
Flywitme: Thanks.
Yes you are so welcome to be graced with such loveliness (note sarc "ass" ism)
Bart Simpson's Voice: "One stinking letter? Why'd you call us together for that?
Some folks e mail says "You've got mail" I've changed mine 8)
Flywitme: Check your mail.
I go to check my mail and find an attachment that says "me". Normally I don't open stranger's pics, so I run my virus detector on it first.
As his pictures start to come clear I spill my Pepsi all over me as I see a screen capture….
Flywitme: You're beautiful!
The picture is clear now and it's a screen capture of Jeff Hardy holding the picture I just sent to him……….OMG am I shitting a brick now or what?!
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