Disclaimer: I do not own Zelda. I also do not own THe eiffel tower, the microsoft corporation,
an airplane, a rabbit, a pizza factory, or a particularly funny disclaimer.
Well, that marked the end of my fifteen years of fame. A male gerudo is born every one
hundred years. But something like this only happens... well nothing like this has ever happened.
Naja and I hit it off instantly. Much to my surprise, Naja wasn't anything like I had expected.
She was actually like, a normal girl. That is, in the way she acted. She was anything but ordinary.
She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. She was smart and strong and sexy and well...
you get the idea.
For about a month, my life seemed perfect. I was on top of the world, the heir to a throne
and I goddess for a girlfriend. Nothing could go wrong. Until one night, at Hyrule castle. It
was a stormy night, and all the inhabitants of the castle were straining to keep their eyes open.
Suddenly, a crashing noise echoed through the castle. All the guards and princess Zelda rushed to
the courtyard where the noise was coming from. In the center of the room was a young woman with
a sack of treasure from the castle's vault. At her feet lay two dead castle guards. One of
Zelda's honor guards charged towards the woman. She easily deflected his first strike and slashed
him across the chest. "Who are you? And why are you doing this?" Zelda asked. "I am Naja,
queen of the Gerudos. All who stand in my way will be destroyed." Then, the woman threw something
to the ground. There was a flash of light, and she was gone. "How did she do that?" Zelda thought
to herself "Aside from the shiekah, I'm the only one who knows that technique."
Naja and I were enjoying a romantic afternoon in Gerudo Valley. "Do you remember anything
from our old life?" I asked her, trying to make smalltalk. "Sort of." She answered, "I can picture
everything that happened, but it doesn't feel like I was actually there. Like I was looking at a
pictograph of it." I nodded. For a minute, she just stared at me. "What is it?" I asked. Then,
she kissed me. I was kind of surprised at first, but soon I returned it. And boy was it a kiss.
It was one of those kinds that you look back on and still just go "wow." She put her arms around
me as I slowly removed her hairpiece. Unfortunately, (or fortunately, depending how you look at it)
at that time we were interrupted by a man on a white horse. "I come to you with a message from
the princess Zelda," He shouted as though Naja and I were a crowd of people. We stood up. "It is
an official proclamation of war on the Gerudos." Naja had the same shocked look on her face as I
did. One of the men who had rode in while the messanger was speaking suddenly shouted, "That's her!
That's the gerudo girl who attacked the castle!" We ran to the other side of the bridge. The
horsemen tried to follow us but as soon as we had crossed it, Naja knelt dows, touched the bridge,
and it instantly incinerated. I don't really know why this surprised me so much. After all, she
was essentialy an avatar*. The gaurd cursed his luck and then shouted "Expect to be attacked in
three days time!" Naja and I immediately went to Link and Naburoo to tell them what happened.
"There's no way Zelda would be that dumb." Naburoo commented when we explained what happened.
"What do you mean?" the rest of us inquired in unison. "Division among the sages almost garuntees
Hyrule's destruction. It leaves Hyrule undefended and open to attack by evil forces." Then, it
almost was as if My mother was fading from sight. "Uh-oh. I have to go to the chamber of the sages."
Then, she disappeared before our eyes.
Moments later, in the chamber of sages, a heated argument was taking place. Raru was trying
to calm things down. "People, quiet! Please be quiet! Division among the sages almost garuntees
Hyrule's destruction!" Everyone calmed down after this. "And furthermore, something like this
would not have happened if it weren't for some evil forces at work." Zelda stood up. "There are
evil forces at work. That gerudo woman is the evil!" Naburoo protested, "Now I'll admit that the
Gerudos don't exactly have a perfect record going but I know that Naja isnt evil."
"Needless. The Hyrulian army attacks in three days." With that the two women disappeared.
"Alas," Raru said as he hung his head. "The only one who can save us now is the hero of time."
So, it was a day before the attack. To make matters worse, I hadn't been able to find
Naja for the last two days. I went to the Colossus to clear my head. Standing in front of the
temple was a figure. Was it Naja? Yes it was! But something was different about her. I walked
up to her and asked her, "Where have you been?" She responded "I just needed some time at the
temple to sort things out." THen she moved in closer to me and kissed me. Something about it
didn't seem right. But I didn't care. That is, until I opened my eyes and saw a desert asp on
her shoulder. It sunk it's fangs into my neck and everything went black.
When I awoke, I was in my room with my parents over me and a damp cloth on my forehead.
I sat up quickly. Ugh, too quickly my head spun and I fell back on my bed as I tried to recall
why I was here. Then the whole thing dawned on me. "Naja's twin!" I shouted. "I think he's
delirious" my mother said to my father. "No, No," I shouted "We have to get to Hyrule castle
right away!" The trip there wasn't an easy one considering that I could barely stand. When we
arrived there, just as I had expected, Naja and Zelda were chained to the wall of the courtyard
by what I can only assume were magical shackles. In the center of the room was Naja's twin.
"Oh how convinient." She hissed "I can get rid of two sages, my twin, and the hero of time all in
one night." I tried to look as threateningly as possible while one my knees. "No. I won't let this
end the way you want it to." The evil doppelganger glared at me menacingly. "And do you think
that you're going to stop me?"
"Link!" Naja commanded "Use your light arrows on the shackles!" Link took out two of the
special arrows out of his quiver and shot them at the shackles binding Naja's wrists. She dropped
to the ground and shouted to her twin. "Blast," the twin said, "I'll just have to take care of
you in another way. She instantly summoned a giant cobra to attack me. It struck at me but I
rolled out of its way. "Here catch!" Link tossed me the master sword and attempted to free Zelda
the same way he did Naja. The cobra skillfully dodged my first few strikes. It reared its head
and Flew full force towards my face. The instant before its fangs hit me, it froze. I saw that
Zelda was using her powers to hold the snake as best as she could. I took the master sword and
shoved it down the snake's throat and it disintegrated. During all this, Naja and her twin were
locked in deadly combat. Fireballs and beams of... something were flying back and forth. "We'd
better get out of here." Naburoo commented "before this whole place explodes." The rest of us
ran out of the castle just in time to see it explode in a blinding flash of light. About five
minutes later, a figure emerged from the rubble. "Is it the real Naja though?" Link asked.
Zelda and Naburoo both nodded. "I no longer feel the evil presence," Zelda explained.
Well, after that, the feud among the sages ended, the gerudos were free to live in peace, and the
castle was rebuilt (eventually).
*um... just for those of you who don't know, an avatar is the earthly incarnation of a deity. It
usually means a Hindu deity but this still works.
I hope you liked it. this was my first three-part fic. I'll admit that the ending was kind of
corny but, please review! Thanks!