Harry (sitting on his broomstick at the end of a Quidditch game, singing to all the peoples to the tune of "Oops! I did it again"):
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
I think I did it again,
I just missed the Snitch,
And we didn't win,
Oh baby,
It might seem like a flub,
But it doesn't mean, it's that serious,
But to not get the Golden Snitch,
That is so un-typically me,
Oh baby, baby,
Oops! I did it again,
I just missed the Snitch,
And we didn't win,
Oh baby, baby.
Oops! You think I'm so good,
Mr. Oliver Wood,
I'm not that good you know.
You see my problem is this,
I'm dreaming away,
Wishing that de-ment-ors didn't exist.
I cry, watching the days,
Don't you see I'm a fool,
In so many ways,
But to miss the Golden Snitch,
That is so un-typically me,
Baby, oh,
Oops! I did it again,
I just missed the Snitch,
And we didn't win,
Oh baby, baby,
Oops! You think I'm so good,
Mr. Oliver Wood,
I'm not that good you know.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Yeah yeah yeah yeah (fades out.)
Harry: Oh Hermi, before you go, there's something I wanted you to have. (Hands her Sorcerer's Stone)
Hermi: But isn't this...
Harry: Yeah, yes it is.
Hermi: But I thought that Dumbledore destroyed it in the end.
Harry: Well baby, I went back and restored it for you.
(singing again):
Oops! I,
Did it again to the Snitch,
And we,
We didn't win,
Baby!
Oops! You,
Think that I am so good,
I'm not that good you know!
Oops! I did it again.
I just missed the Snitch,
And we didn't win.
Oh baby, baby,
Oops! You think I'm so good.
Mr. Oliver Wood,
I'm not that good you know.
Everyone else: Oooooohhhhhtays! (does thingy from "Little Rascals)
a/n: Okies I know that was really weird, so don't flame me. I FINALLY used proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, and capitalization, so ARE YOU SATISFIED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! No one appreciates me!!!!!! (starts crying) OOH! Pixie Stix!!!!! (starts eating them, then sits up straight with wide eyes suddenly) THE MASHED POTATOES MADE ME DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob (the voice in my head): Here we go again. Buhbye!
Disclaimer: Ummmmmmm, J. K. owns Harry, Hermi, Dementors, the Snitch, Quidditch, Oliver Wood, and everyone sitting in the audience. The "oooohhhtay!" thingy belongs to the "Little Rascals" peoples. The song belongs to Brittany Spears, who belongs to her breast implants. Well I tink dats all.