**The church room was silent and peaceful, and aura of happiness drifted from person to person- well... more so than usual at least.**
**in the guy's dressing room**
Ranma: Stupid old man!! **Ranma tugged at the shirt of his tux with a frown** This thing has to be 40 sizes too big!
Genma: **snorts** You ingrate! It's the outfit from your mother's wedding and mine!
Ranma: You were always this fat?
Genma: **fume**...
Shoun: **walks into the room in an WAAAAY to tight tux** Can't... breathe...
Ranma: ... I won't ask... Hey? Um... has anyone seen Ryoga? I sent him to pick up the flower basket nearly an... oh... no. Not even Ryoga could get lost walking to the next room... could he?
Genma and Shoun: ...
Ranma: Ah... Man! Pop, go find him, will ya?
Genma: **turns his glass of water over his head and holds up a sign* Sorry... can't get out the door.
Ranma: -.-;
**In the Girl's dressing room**
Akane: Oh! I'm so nervous... what if he backs out? What if I
trip in the aisle?
Nibiki: Will you come off it! You'll be fine...
Kasume: **with tears in her eyes** Oh... Akane, I'm so proud of you...
Akane: -
* at that moment the door bursts open and in rushes: Shampoo, Ukyo and Kodachi. Akane stares and glances from person to person. The following should be said all at once:*
Kodachi: Ohhohoho!! You think that my darling Ranma would marry such of the likes of you? I think not!
Shampoo: Shampoo no allow this! Ranma mine!
Ukyo: Sorry, sugar, but I have dibs!
Akane: -.-; Can't you lay off even on my wedding day!
All: No!
Akane: ;.; Nibiki? Kasume? **the door bangs shut as they scuttle off out the door* Someone?
Ukyo: Then I guess we'll just have to let Ranma Honey choose which of use we will marry.
**and so, with Ranma having unknowingly signed a death warrant, the four females set about becoming blushing brides**
**All four brides, all decked in white, stand at the front of the alter, holding- well they WOULD have been holding flowers, but Ryoga got so caught up in finding his way back he forgot the flowers- instead they were holding there trade marks: A spatula, a balloon thingy, and a black rose. Akane was just standing. Looking nervous and all that other Akane type junk. The doors open and Shoun and Genma walk down the aisle and take their place in the wedding party. Ryoga, Mousse, Kasume, and Nibiki closely follow them.**
Akane: **whispers to Nibiki** Where's Ranma?
Nibiki: Relax-
**At that point Ranma walked in, holding his head high. He marches down the aisle, takes one look at the four women and his eyes filled with Anime type tears**
Ranma: What. Is. This?
All at once: Wao I nee!
Ran-Chan!
Ranma: No way! I am so not doing this on my wedding day!
Kuno: I can take one of them off your hands…
Mousse: And I another!
Hiroshi: Me too!
Ranma: … Why me?
Mousse: **clings to Kasumi** Shampoo!!
Kasumi: Oh my… you poor little blind moron…
Everyone: What was that!?
Kasumi: ^.^ What did I do?
Everyone: …eep.
Akane: **Grabs Ranma by arm** Come on, we're getting married!!
Practically every female in the world: He's mine!!
**total chaos ensues. Ranma looks from one fuming female to the other and walks over to the holy water and dunks his head in**
Female type Ranma: Why do I even bother trying.. -.-;
** the rest of this would detail the fight and everything. But it won't, cuz I write bad fight scenes.**